R.I.P. 2011: GUEST BLOGGERS

This year our Terrible family grew with the addition of the greatest guest bloggers on the entire web. They brought us some great videos in 2011, and we're looking forward to more from them...before the upcoming apocalypse, of course.

Aaron Valdez from Wreck & Salvage sent us on a laser mission.


Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap got us hot for the komputer tutor.


Cringevision aka Cringevenom explored the relationship between race and bad haircuts.


Operator Overload's rainbow sponges got taken down, so we got a talk from Doc instead:


Paul Kersey Jr. found another stupid alien thing to befriend your child.


Rich Juzwiak from fourfour introduced to the newest dance craze.


J Dobbs, one of our Found Footage Battle Royale contestants, gave us some gym time with Spider-Man.


Zena Grey, our Battle Royale Grand Champion, answered your questions about menopause.


And a special thanks to our friends at the Cinefamily, who not only hosted Everything is Festival and other live events, but they also brought us a week long Mondo Super Hero Mix.

We are always on the lookout for new guest bloggers, so if you think you've got what it takes, contact us at whatsupeit at gmail.com. Just put "I Wanna be a Guest Blogger" in the subject, include a few links to your videos, and maybe you can be the next great Terrible Guest Blogger!

R.I.P. 2011: AIRWAVE RANGER

For myself, and in many respects for all of you, 2011 was the year of the ventriloquist. I think we can all agree on that.  Case and point, there was this creeptacular...

and who could forget the inspiring Little Ricky...

Now if we're talking about my picks for Best Small Picture I think the board of trustees would be foolish not to include Pulsebeat in the runnings.

Most likely the frat brotherhood will give the gold to the obvious choice, Black Spring Break 2.

Happy New Year!

R.I.P. 2011: YONDER VITTLES!

Roll up your nickels and stash one more case of MREs under the bed cuz 2012 awaits! I uploaded all of the hits of yesterday and today to a brand new youtoob channel. Now you and yours will have plenty to watch down in the bunker come End Times. Arm yourself to the teeth, hunker down with someone you love and enjoy the old favorites 'till the fiery ball consumes us whole!

R.I.P. 2011: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

This may have been the year that pushed your fair Commodore off the deep end. After 13+ months of working on DoggieWoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!, 3 GOOPs, and battling the adult konspiracy; I'm a lil' afraid I've done irreparable harm.







And if I could take back just one...



Ugh. On the bright side, I've got a new youtube page! All to myself!

R.I.P. 2011: FUTURE SCHLOCK

2011 was the year I resolved to FINALLY CATCH A MAN DAMMIT. I had the best advice a gal can get...









But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!

R.I.P. 2011: DANTE FONTANA

Thanks to 2011 and E.I.T. for being awesome amounts of fun. Here are my personal favorite videos I uploaded this year. See you in 2012, year of the future.

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

R.I.P. 2011: DEFENESTRATOR III

Once again, it's time to reflect on the year that was (and take some time off) so here's my favorites from 2011!











Please tell us your favorite videos from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your picks at the end of the year.

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT...AGAIN

Thanks a bunch for all of the positive vibrations over the past couple of days. Happy Holidays everyone! 2012 awaits! Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

RESIST INTERNET CENSORSHIP!

NO RESPECT STRANGER DANGER

Uh oh.

CHRISTMAS CREEPSHOW 2011!

CHICAGO! EIT! AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

I'LL STUFF YOUR SOFA, BABY

Reminds me of the PSA where the stoners run over the kid at the drive-thru, except the message is "don't have sex in a furniture store or you'll inadvertently paralyze a teenager"



Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!

CHICAGO! EIT AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT

CHICAGO! EIT! LINCOLN HALL! JAN 27! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!

Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

A VERY 70'S CHRISTMAS

THE BEST THING(s) EVER

Big day for us at EiT! If it wasn't enough we're having a huge holiday sale where everything is $5 off (plus you get a choice of a free rare DVD!)- then prepare to have your fancy found footage face flown off. WE FINALLY MADE DUANE SHIRTS! And they are designed by the amazingly talented Alex Pardee of Zero Friends!

Still not enough?! Wait, please just keep reading right past this sentence! Here's our tour dates for ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR 2012. Not only will it be all new movie with 99% unseen doggie madness, but a brand new live show that will put Cirque du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion to shame! And yes, loyal followers- we be goin' to Wichita AND Spokane! We are so pumped to lick all of you! Chicago, you gotta buy your tickets now or else someone else will!

For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF!

CARNIVAL OF FOOLS (NSFW)

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF RAPPIN, PART 3

GREAT MOVIES, GREAT REBATES!

Sometimes George Takei just likes to beam down to the old studio to see if there's anything to promote. It gets lonely in space.

CLUB MED DANCE SCHOOL!

Do you miss dancing to all your least favorite songs? anyways, have you seen this awesome video by Blackmagic Rollercoaster?

HANNA-BARBERA ON ICE

MEXICO 2000

OIL OF THE SNAKE THAT BIT YOU!

Join Yonder Vittles and his Weirdo Palz for an olde fashioned night of music, experimental video, puppets, healing, essential oils and restorative tonic this Monday at the Hungry Brain in Chicago, Illinois. The show starts at 9 and is free for all to enter!

VOYAGE 2 GILGAMESH! (PART I)

The trilogy begins...

Score by Gus.

GOD WANTS WHAT?

For you to get some new material, mostly.



Thanks to Vestalion for the source!

ZEBRA RUGS FOR EVERYBODY!

3 MINUTE MANHATTAN CHASE

After being released from jail, hit man Jason Reed wants nothing more than to reconnect with his son Tommy.

CALL THEM GOBBLERZ!

ITS TURKEY TIME!

Happy Thanksgiving Turkeys!

THANKSGIVING VACATION

We're taking this holiday week off to pack on the pounds for the long winter. We'll be back to our regular posting schedule next week, but in the meantime, here's some hunting videos from Yonder Vittles to whet your appetite for bird flesh.

OCCUPY LOST LAGOON!

The Swamp Critters of Lost Lagoon don't deserve to be taken advantage of anymore!

Of course with creating the bad guy character of Phatrat (surprise, the only talking rat in this video is bad) they had to throw in the fact that he doesn't like working and prefers trying to use his brain in place of manual labor, as if those things were part of his evil. The kids konspiracy kontinues!

THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT GRAVITY

THE BALLAD OF THE TOUCHDOWN BANDITOS

Who can forget the Three Amigos from the '87-'88 Denver Broncos? Everyone? Oh well, good thing they made this tape.



Thanks to TEAM DOOM (#3 on the Jerry Leader Board) for the tape!

GREAT 2 B KRAZY!

3 MINUTE DREAM TRAP

KIDS' LIVES FIRST SEQUENCE

Part 1 of a trilogy...



Don't forget to join Ghoul Skool for a very special screening of The Dragon Lives Again!

THE BAR-B-Q-GURU!

Another great addition for our continuing education series. Special thanks goes to Greg Barris & Uncle Pete's VHS collection!

FEEL THE COLORS

...in your junk, where else?

HUNTING IN HAUTE COUTURE

Thanks to Mr. Frank Okay of Chicago, Illinois for sharing with us your life-changing tape.

3 MINUTE SUPERTRAIN

You've gone for a ride in the SUPERVAN, now all aboard the SUPERTRAIN!

BEEZBO: HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE A HUMAN BEING

Think of him as a crappy 'Alf.'

BRUCE LEE & POPEYE VS. THE WORLD

Bruce Lee and Popeye vs. Dracula, The Blind Swordsman, The Man With no Name, Emmanuelle, 007, The Godfather, the Exorcist, and a bunch of mummies. One week from today!

GOOP of the GODS III!

NFF!

3 MINUTE MESSAGE IN A CELLPHONE

Can three boys crack the code and outsmart the crooks?

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

POOCHIE'Z RAINBOW!

IT'S THE MAIN EVENT

...and you're invited, thanks to this valuable tape.

JOIN US FOR A GRAND EXPERIMENT!

Chicago - come join all of my best homies and I at the Hungry Brain tonight for a good old fashioned extravaganza of weirdo puppetry, dance, music and digital video. Join the social experiment - free for all to attend - with the puppetry of DavyK and Friends, dance stylings of the Farm Boiz, hot-n-fresh videos from my new side project, Dronegardenz Video Viewfinder, and a never-before-seen Goop of the Gods from Commodore Gilgamesh! The night concludes with banjo tunes to salve the soul from expert VHS hound Al Scorch and his Country Soul Experiment.

MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE

BLAIR WITCH RIPOFFS (NSFW)

It's the Blair Witch, buuuuuuuuuudy....

2 MINUTE SPELLCASTER!

DJ's! VJ's! ANTIQUES! ADAM ANT! CLEVELAND!

SHUT UP, WILL!

In October of 2002 three film students from Mineral Tech Community College set out to document ghostly sightings in the greater Ozarks area. None of them were ever seen again...except for Will, who was discovered with this VHS tape stuffed into his empty chest cavity.



Thanks to 23 Wolves for the spooooooooky tape!

MASTER WIZARD TIM CURRY!

Happy Halloween Creeps! ARF!

COSBY NIGHTMAREZ

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Dublin put your hands together and make some noise! Darklight Festival is going on right now!!! Best of EIT Show is tonight at 10pm!!!! Get tickets HERE NOW!

EIT! LIVE! IN DUBLIN!

BUY YER TICKETS NOW!

CAR ADVICE FOR LADIES

Shhh... it's top secret.



Dublin! Darklight Festival! Tomorrow! 10PM! Buy tickets! ARF!

BABY'S FIRST COSMIC TRANCE

Sensory overload is the best babysitter.

YOYO Ireland! We will be presenting a 2 HOTTE 4 DA WEB! show at the Darklight Festival in Dublin this Friday, October 21 at 10pm. You gotta go! BUY LOTS O TICKETS! NOW!

FOUND CRAP IS BACK! + HOMEMADE HORROR!

This Saturday Rob Schrab & Dan Harmon are back with a FOUND CRAP! Halloween Special! PLUS! A weekend of homemade horror! Boardinghouse! Disconnected! & Scary Movie (1989)! If you're into SOV horror, or the limits of human sanity, then this bad boy of a weekend is for you!

T IS FOR TRUCK

EIT's bassist and bestie, Blackmagic Rollercoaster made this short film for The (Alamo) Drafthouse Films ABC's of Death Competition. If you dig it, please VOTE FOR IT! The winner will be in the wide-release movie.

INTRODUCING THE TEXAS HEART SHOT!

For all of you Juggaloz in Ireland we will be presenting a Best-of-EIT! show at the Darklight Festival in Dublin on Friday, October 21 at 10pm.

DRACULA'S "GAY MAGIC"

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

MEN ARE LIKE THIS, WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS!

I know whenever my husband refuses to stop for directions I'm like "Ack! Show your feelings so I can control you," amirite ladies?

PARTYIN WITH RUX!

3 MINUTE GHOSTHOUSE

ROO - SLAM BAM

Music video that I made with our friends ROO:


from their new album Gaucho, which you can listen to here:
http://soundcloud.com/roo-5/sets/gaucho/

COOL RULE RAP

Let's all get our helmets washed! And thanks, Cinefile!!!

THE MOUSE AND THE MOTORCYCLE GANG

From the movies, Runaway Ralph and Rats: Night of Terror

KID N' PLAY VS. PREJUDICE!

GIVE 'EM HELL GOD!!!

Thanks to L.Gordon Shumway of Chicago, Illinois for the tape!

3 MINUTE BEAKS: THE MOVIE

GOOP II!

Take it easy on that GOOP! It'll give ya nightmares!

Music by Slick Bishop!

THE NEVER-ENDING NIGREDO OF 18 RABBIT

...will be played in San Marcos, Texas tomorrow (Saturday October 1) as well! A slightly different version of what will be projected on the front of the Drake Hotel in Toronto this weekend will be shown on a wall outside The Wreck Center (155 South LBJ San Marcos,TX), where our friends ROO have an art installation, show, and music video premier from 7pm -11pm. The Never-Ending Nigredo of 18 Rabbit and music video will be played with other EIT videos (both classic and new) as well as videos by our friend Blackmagic Rollercoaster. After these videos play, we'll be showing The Boxer's Omen. More information here!!!

And now back to our regularly scheduled video posts:



That only spoken line in this video really was the only spoken line from this video. This was a video mailer with almost no information written on it.

FAMILY UNIT

I am proud to have worked with our good friend and my favorite filmmaker Blackmagic Rollercoaster on this film about a man, his son, and a beautiful robot. I hope you dig it.

NUIT BLANCHE FUN HOUSE! @ The Drake!

Hey Toronto! EIT!'s Never-Ending Nigredo of 18 Rabbit! will be playing October 1st for one night only from sunset to sunrise on the facade of the Drake Hotel!

EIT! has been paired with 2 other artists, Balloon sculptor Sean Rooney and Elicser, to create the exterior installation!

Inside the building will be just as amazing, featuring Gobble Gobble, Metro Area, Sharon Hodgson, and EIT! favorite Jimmy Joe Roche!

Oh yeah, and it is all FREE! More information here! or here!

IT'S THE 90S...

...and nobody can shut up about it.


Thanks to all the Facebook folks that helped me track these down!

BODY SWAPPING! DOGGIE STYLE!

SPLASH MOUNTAIN RAP

Featuring Nick from Family Ties and the Splash Mountain Dancers.

BUBBA UNTIL IT HURTS

RIP Bubba.


Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

UNDERSTANDING YOUR HORRIBLE LIFE

...via the message of a pharmaceutical company.

IS THIS THE COOL WORLD?

The answer may surprise you...



From the "movie" Portfolio.

WOOD PRODUCTS 4 KIDZ!

Do your children have no appreciation for gypsum products? Send them into the woods with Duncan the Dragon!



Thanks to Jesse Thompson (#9 on the Jerry Leader Board!) for the tape.

And a bit of site news: we no longer have an intern. Our Internthing requested better working conditions and respect, so we had to let him go. Unfortunately years of living on nothing but Jerry droppings and thrift store smell made him quiet resilient to being forcibly removed from the building. Since he wouldn't leave, we had no choice but to rehire him as an indentured consultant. He has been renamed Wrong Man because he brought disgrace to the title of intern. So when you see a post from this Wrong Man fellow, feel free to subject him to the usual amount of scorn and ridicule.

CREEPS + WISH = KIDZ + WELL

CHILD ABUSE! WITH A KARATE KICK!

Kids beating up adults! Adults beating the shit out of kids! No regard for copyright law! Adorable breakdancing! This may be our favorite kids’ flick, and soon you will know why. Made in 1986, the peak “holyfuckingshit!” year of our lord, 7LNK does you the favor of leaving out any boring lulls by packing one pint-sized punch after another. When “Rocky” returns from America to reunite with his six homies (sporting names like Little Fatty, Two Teeth and Bumpkin), it all takes an immediate turn for the worse when they get entangled into a diamond exchange gone horribly wrong. The second there’s even an ounce of trouble, the kids start kicking ass right away, and when “Big Boss” hears of the kiddie crimebusters, his henchmen (also named Fatty and Dummy?!) follow them through every mall, roller rink and disco in town! Fans of Survivor’s track “Burning heart” will not be let down, for this song plays constantly over the sounds of screaming children and punching Foley art! We’re doing out best to describe all this, but frankly some films are beyond words. They should’ve sent a poet…

MARK HAMILL GOES BERSERK!!

To celebrate the terrible changes made to the recent Star Wars Blu-ray release, here's a movie that aired on network TV only 4 months before Star Wars IV hit theaters. Mark Hamill plays an unpredictable psychotic who holds a deadly grudge against a famous country singer who punched him in the face when he was a baby.



bonus video: Star Wars Ballet from French TV

SGT. SLAUGHTER: A MODERN DAY RENAISSANCE MAN

Following his third tour of duty in Vietnam, Sgt. Slaughter retired from service to pursue his life long dream of wrestling. After gaining the world championship belt and super stardom, the Sgt then moved onto rock star, monster truck tug of war champion and GI JOE. They just don't make them like they used to.

ONE MORE THING!

Before we start the weekend, I'd like to share this video I made along with Li'l Cruton and bobby Nintendo for the and MILAGRES on Kill Rock Stars. Inspired by Mondo Kiddo films, doy!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. RICKY!

Thank you Memphis.

WIZARDS BE PAINTIN'!

And you thought Game of Thrones was awesome...



Thanks to Dan Shelley & Matthew Littlehale for the tape!

KIDZ LOVE RULEZ!

As if we needed more evidence of the adult konspiracy...



And if you ever wondered if all adults are actually satan-worshipping soul sucker reptiles, check out the end time on this one! 6 minutes! 6 seconds! and 6 frames! Koincidence? You kidz decide...

3 MINUTE HONOR & GLORY

STEEL STOMACHS

If you have a flabby stomach, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire The A-Team's Dirk Benedict to workout with you.



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. See more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT BEHIND???

On the cover of the vhs box it says "HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT BEHIND? IF YOU FIND THIS TAPE, PLAY IT IMMEDIATELY. YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT!"
So here is this important tape in it's entirety.

CLASS OF 1984, COMMANDO...PTERODACTYL

Just listing off movies that Mark Lester has directed. Some are as good as movies can get, others are Pterodactyl.



Please don't let this stop you from watching Mark Lester's other feature that co-stars Coolio (and a Baldwin).

GOOP of the GODS!

Hello EIT, this is GOOP of the GODS! GOOP of the GODS, this is EIT! GOTG is a side project of EIT!'s Commodore Gilgamesh and Bobby Nintendo (the brain behind our DVDs)! We hope you like!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FUTURE PART II

Briefly NSFMW.


Thanks to Dragon Sound, Airwave Ranger, Odd Obsession Movies and the person whose name I misplaced that sent in Absolute Aggression. Reveal yourself and claim your place in history!

Previously in the future...

GIT READY FER THE RUTT!!!

ANDY & THE AIRWAVE RANGERS! SPET. 10!

We are having so much fun at these Cinefamily screenings, I kind of feel bad for the rest of you guys 'round the world. Promise to visit sometime?

3 MINUTE CRASH COURSE

A driving instructor attempts to turn a group of misfits into responsible, road-worthy individuals in this 80's TV movie.

HAPPY LABOR DAYS!

I know everybody's itching to get back to the office, but hopefully these will get you through the long weekend.

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

We'll give you this one, but our cheesy Muslim kids tape challenge still stands.



If you require further viewing, the entire movie is available from Shocking Video. It is still better than Fireproof.

VACUUM UP EVERY SINGLE BINGLE JEW

For those of you who said we only show Christian crap, here's some Jewish junk. A cash prize still awaits the first person who can send us a Muslim kids VHS!



OH! And September is MONDO KIDDO! at Cinefamily! Every Saturday night we are co-hosting an amazing lineup of fucked-up kids' movies, and really, really want you to come! To kick things off we are playing THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE!!! This Saturday at 10!!! With a bunch of the cast in person!

P.S. Kel Mitchell is coming to the Good Burger screening on Sunday! DUDE!

YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!

Seriously though, Hot Dog Heimers is a fuckin' creep. And so are you.



Thanks to Rachel McPadden for the tape!

MIMIN' CREEPS!

BURT REYNOLDS' HOLLYWOOD TALK

Burt Reynolds hangs out with screen legends James Stewart, Ricardo Montalban, Mickey Rooney and Van Johnson.

O-H-I-O

For all of you who did not grow up in Ohio in the 90s here is a little glimpse of what life was like on Saturday mornings in the the Buckeye State.

TREE OF MACHO

For more Short Pockets (including one helluva deal on a digital album), head over to shortpocketsmusic.com. I recommend Razzle Dazzle.

C.O.P.S.

By the way, do you know where/how I can find Crystal Twist in time for Burning Man?



Depending on where you lived and what stations you watched, you may remember this cartoon from Saturday mornings. I think somebody posted almost every episode of this show on YouTube.

NETPOCALYPSE!

The year is 2005. Hardened criminals like Judge Reinhold are trying to destroy the internet and only Scott Bakula can stop them.

3 MINUTE WILDEST DREAMS

Randy Sloan is struggling to write a song for his idol, rock star Russ Calvin. Meanwhile a man in black is trying to kill him. A rock 'n roll adventure about believing in yourself!

10 HOUR LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!

These two are probably the most evenly matched laser eye staring contestants in the business. Place your bets!

CELLBLOCK Q & THE DUMMY HOMOPHOBE

TWOFER! I've had both tapes in my collection for years now- and just realized the only way to make sense of one is by showing you the other all in the same post. Both are equally shocking for completely different reasons.


I can only imagine what the YouTube comments on this baby are gonna be tomorrow morning...


And I keep being told Don Rickles isn't a hatemonger and hates everyone equally, but... For real, dude? You may be a legend but you're also a dickbag.

2-MINUTE BLACK SPRING BREAK 2: THE SEQUEL!

I wish I could do so many things over in life, I wish I was black, in a fraternity and had gone to Daytona Beach for spring break... anyways, you'll see.

Now for a couple of announcements!

I Airwave Ranger will be screening some EIT exclusive gems at our good friend Greg Barris' show Heart of Darkness this Saturday in New York City! Y'all should come!

Heart of Darkness: Better and Better is THIS SATURDAY, the 20th, 8pm at Union Hall.
Featuring Joe Derosa, Matt McCarthy, Music by The Forgiveness featuring Corrupt Autopilot, Aerial East and NEW BEARD and SPECIAL SECRET GUEST!

TICKETS: ($8 advance/$10 door)

HOD on facebook

ALSO THIS SATURDAY IN CHICAGO! For all you people that are CRAZY about ART, come see my photo in the amazing group show WHAT IF...

YOU'D BE NUTS TO MISS IT!!!

BEASEL!

Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

DINOSAUR SONG!

2 MINUTE BEACH FEVER

A young Japanese man is set on a quest by his rich father to find the world's best opening line in order to "get the girl." But when he teams up with Kato Kaelin and they stumble upon a magic love potion, insanity ensues.

WORKING OUT WITH CELEBRITIES

HARRY POTTER / DA LAST DON

Finally someone gets to the bottom of how realistic Harry Potter really is.


And now an inspired/inspiring short film by Master P:


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the Master P half-feature length(and a lot of other sweet vhs!)!

MEET JOE AVERAGE - COP!

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

But how does it work again?

MEET THE LIL' WILD MAN!

1980 GRAMMY CLUSTERF@&%

This is what happens when Kenny Rogers hosts the Grammys.

JOKE OFF, MISTER FALCON

I can't believe they got Bruce Willis to rerecord his dialogue.


Previously, you melonfarming motorscooter.

GOD BACKWARDS IS DOG

TGIF! Can't stop singing this!


AND This Labor Day Weekend we are screening GOOD BURGER at Cinefamily! Get your tickets now!

HIRE THIS DOG

You were seriously going to let a HUMAN hunt for your mold?


On a personal note, I wish I had more to offer on Dog Week than this, but none of my dog tapes panned out. They were filled with useful, factual information, rendering them useless. Sorry, folks.

MAGIC DOG OR GHOST DOG?

You decide!

CELEBRATE MAN POOCH LOVE!

Special Pooch Week thanks to my Dawg, Al Scorch, for the tape! Woof!

DOG WEEK - DAY 1!

Here it is! The first glimpse into the rest of your existence! This time though, EIT! has gone to the dogz!

A special ARF! to all you responsible poochiez who helped us raise the bonez to get this puppy out of the doghouse! Here's a biscuit! Some doggie klassics from the EIT! vault!

LONELY OLD MAN

From the independently made half-feature length kids' fantasy movie, Boyd's Shadow.

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

OFFICIAL JERRY COUNT!

The numbers are finally in! 1,507! Jerrys! Holy shit! Thanks to everyone who has donated! We've done some great work here, but we've got a long way to go. Think of all those Jerrys out there... waiting, wishing, dreaming. One day, they will all be reunited! They must! I have a dream! And so does Georgia The Cat! Keep 'em koming!

Send them Jerrys to:

Everything Is Terrible!

PO BOX 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90042

THE EINSTEIN OF CATS

Genius. Advice columnist. Kitty cat.


Praise the kitty!

WE WILL FIX YOU TOMORROW!

3 MINUTE HEAVY METAL SUMMER

Canadian teenagers team up with a bunch of Heavy Metalers (and a guy in a bear suit) to fight for the good of Weewankah State Park against a corrupt businessman who wants to turn it into a pesticide factory. Featuring a surprise cameo by Ted Nugent (AKA "The Nuge")

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 3

16 entered. 1 left. Her name is Zena Grey and she DESTROYED at this year's Battle Royale. Please enjoy these incredible clips and try and take her on next year. IF YOU DARE.

1986 - THE YEAR OF THE PIG

Thank you Odd Obsession Video!

LEARN TO FLIRT

Eye contact, dummy!

MOMMYBABIES GOTTA STAY FIT 2!

SFW!


Oh yeah! I posted this video in May of 2008 too! So, if you'd like to watch a more boring version of the same footage, watch this!


And if that still isn't boring enuff fer ya, then you can buy the tape and watch all 30 minutes of boring! Isn't the internet neat?!

3 MINUTE SUMMER JOB

Be careful taking a summer job at this tropical Florida resort, somebody could get hurt having this much fun! "Summer Job" features an enjoyable 80's soundtrack with an original score and surprise cameo by OrKestra (Kelly Groucutt & Mik Kaminski from E.L.O.)

DOC'S TEEN TALK

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more at his blog or Utoob page.

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 2

A crowd fav at the Battle Royale! From someone named 'Son Of Ghoul Skool' (no relation). In fact, my sources say it's your friend J Dobbs from this video. What a cool dude!

THE ART OF THE SUPERCUT

This one was made by the great Brett Berg over at the Cinefamily to explain what exactly a supercut is. ENJOY!

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 1

This year's Found Footage Battle Royale at EIF! was totally bonkers, and so for the rest of the week we are going to post some our favs from our contestants. Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce Blue Panda!

THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN

Hello! For my first post as a guest blogger I would love to present "The Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain." 30 Live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's in 30 minutes. All the material was taped off of television and features a ridiculous cavalcade of celebrities, enjoy!

part 1:


part 2:

EIT: THE UNTOLD STORY

Learn the truth behind The Truth! (And like all shocking exposes, it is briefly NSFMW.)

3 MINUTE LEGEND OF THE DESERT BIGFOOT

A Christian bigfoot movie.


Or is it?!?

GUNFUN!

SEE BO TALK BO TO BO

Bo on Bo from "Bo Knows Bo".

AMERICA!!!

I meant for this post to go up yesterday but I went and got drunk at a movie theater again. HAPPY AMERICA!!!

GLEAMING THE FESTIVAL!

The generous people at Stickam are livestreaming our ENTIRE FESTIVAL!!!

Watch it here now. TELL EVERYONE.

Video chat by Stickam.com

COVENANT CEREMONY

One Heart
One Flesh


Also check out this sweet music video by regular guest-poster Paul Kersey Jr made for a song by our friend the Potholder:
(NSFW)

MONDO WIZARD BATTLES! TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT!

Free cookies. You know the kind!

NEIL HAMBURGER: DORA HALL 101

You will simply never see a show like this anywhere, ever.

"DORA HALL was the undisputed queen of vanity entertainment. Dora's husband was Leo Hulseman, the founder of the immensely successful Solo Cup Company, and a man who was quite happy to delve into Solo's apparently bottomless coffers to finance dozens of record releases by his wife, all of which were given away free of charge with packages of plastic cups and plates during the 1960's. Not content with her "success" in the record business, in the 1970's and 1980's Dora branched out with several full-blown Solo-financed TV specials designed to make her a star--despite the fact that she was an elderly grandmother with limited show business experience." - TV Heaven

If that wasn't awesome enough, Neil Hamburger is the world's leading expert in all things Dora, and MR. HAMBURGER WILL BE AT THIS YEAR'S EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL! JUNE 3RD! 2:30PM!

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL THE FESTIVAL!

Here's a trailer for NINJA ANNIHILATION WAR, screening ONLY at this year's Everything Is Festival!



Cannot stress this enough!

COUPON HOARDING LEADS TO GROCERY HOARDING

But is it worth the time?

GET GOT-GOT!

A lil' taste of the HIGHEST QUALITY VIDEO FOOTAGE EVER SHOT!!!

If you want to see the rest of these EXPLICIT KILLS!!! you will have to be at this year's Everything Is Festival! for the XXX-RUTTIN'BUXX-N-GRUNTIN'DOZZ MEGAMIXXX! See you turkeys at THE GATHERING!

GENEALOGY FOR NUTS

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can find more here!

E.I.T. ON THE MOON!

Those of you who are stuck in the New York Tri-State area bumming out hard for missing Everything is Fest! can get a bit of relief by checking out THE MOON! This amazing comedy show is going to be crazy folks, this weeks show has Braunholer & Schaal! Todd Barry! Puppets!!! a video by us! What!?

Thursday June 30th 9:00PM - $10

92Y Tribeca, 200 Hudson St.

THE REPTILIAN AGENDA UNVEILED!

Reptile police officers! Songs about Rainbows! Black Duane! Dino's for Jesus! This show has it all!

COOKING WITH BEEFCAKE!

One minute you're cooking with beefcake, the next you're alone and drunk on chardonnay. That's just how life is sometimes.



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

IT ALL ENDS SOON!

HOT FOR KOMPUTER TUTOR

Let me get this out of the way first, gang: guest blogging for Everything Is Terrible, for me, is about the single greatest honor a complete waste of a man such as myself has ever received short of winning a wagon full of Archway cookies on the Bozo show. So let’s get to it. I was surprised at a few things after I made this video. FIRST: according to my mother, Kim Komando is still a force to be reckoned with on the technology scene. I always assumed that her “jazzing up documents” would have lost her some serious points with the Silicon Valley crowd. SECOND: It doesn’t matter what she says, I WILL LISTEN. Change my document margins? She’s right, you know: “It’s almost, like, why bother?” THIRD: I have a crazy, crazy crush on Kim Komando because she’s right: a blue screen is like a big, blank piece of paper I can put inside my typewriter. And if anyone’s going to disillusion me about Ed McMahon’s practice of merging form letters like “ramps onto a freeway,” I’d rather it be the soft, supple voice of Kim Komando instead of Leo Laporte. Wouldn’t you?

- Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap

RIDE THE WAVE OF FEELING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S RIGHT

These 3 clips (and much more!!!) were on this Catholic faith-video-mixtape of sorts called "Faith First". For some reason watching this video in its entirety made me more critical than usual of the constantly shifting, truth-consuming concept of putting faith in your faith.

First of all, we learn that it's wrong to mess with the new girl for no reason, but so what?


This priest has weird segues into his points:

SEX IS SO GREAT

Thanks to Brendan Boyer for donating this video at Odd Obsession.

A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE

We at EverythingIsTerrible! invite you now to sit back, fix your gaze into the portal of excess and truth, and embark with us, your guides, Yonder Vittles and Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass, as we exit the Old World for a brief 3 minutes and 41 seconds and journey into the distant and harmonious lands of the future.



Please cover your eyes as you cross the post-apocalyptic boobs if you are taking your journey at work.

THE BATTLE BEGINS

People! The Battle Royale calls for you! I know we got a lot of Terribles and Terriblettes coming in from all across the country for this, so now is the perfect time to show off by taking down your peers!

Think your collection of YouTube videos and VHS tapes is the best in the biz? Well, prove it, creep! This is a Found Footage Battle Royale of viral video insanity — and we’re daring you to bring your A-game, and go head-to-head with your own kind! We want to see your weird, funny, insane clips that you’ve always wanted to show publicly — think of it like WWF wrestling, but with videos instead of all that greasy groping stuff. You will be judged by the audience applause-o-meter, so make sure your stuff is entertaining as a monster truck rally! Be forewarned: this could, and should, get ugly. Here’s how it works:

* - Anyone is welcome to enter, but you should be there in person for this.

* - Submissions can vary from an unseen YouTube clip to a fully edited piece. We obviously want creativity, but, really, this is about showing off gems. Whatever the clip may be, just think to yourself “Will this go over well with an audience of screaming maniacs?”

* - Each contestant must have a total of 6 CLIPS ready for show and sent to us by June 25th.

* - Once we take a took at everyone’s submissions, 16 lucky contestants will be chosen.

* - Clips cannot be longer than 2 MINUTES MAX! Anything longer will be cut short.

* - Submissions can be sent to us a number of ways: They can be DVDs dropped off at The Cinefamily (mailed to: The Cinefamily, attn: Found Footage Battle Royal, 611 N. Fairfax Avenue, Los Angeles, CA, 90036) or emailed to us at whatsupeit@gmail.com. We will take many formats, but since this stuff is going to be projected on the big screen, think “the bigger the quality, the better.”

* - Costumes, character backgrounds, etc. are encouraged.

* - Taunting and mocking of other contestants is also appreciated — as long as it’s non-violent and/or creepy.

* - The winner will recieve a number of amazing prizes, including DVDs, shirts — AND TONS MORE!

A LITTLE BLACK BOY

From the Cringevision Collection. More things to cringe at here!

MAUGIREWATCH UPDATE: RISE OF THE TERRIBLITES!

Man, y'all have been killin' it lately!

Hezaakun's been jerry-hunting,





Roy Fishjack had a self-completing Easter basket,



and Erin had a very Branson birthday:





And terriblite Spatz sent us this awesome comic with his Jerry:







Thank you so, so much to all the amazing Terriblites who have sent us Jerries, VHS, comics, cookies,CDs and even clothes (special shout-out to Collin and Emma of Cuddle Bat Graphics)! You really do complete us!

RESIST POLICE STATE MIND CONTROL!!!

Special thanks to Lil' Gordon Shumway from Chicago, Illinois for the tape!

REVENGE OF THE CHRISTIAN KIDDIE KOOKS!

Hoo boy.

WIKIWIKI WAXIN!

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL 2011!

There.

5 MINUTE LASER MISSION

Starring Ernest Borgnine as the Laser Master!


From the Aaron Valdez Collection at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars. You can read more about laser missions here!

FOR THE LOVE OF ROCK BIMBOS

From the Rich Juzwiak Collection at FourFour. Go here to learn more!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK AKA GHOUL SKOOL'S COOL TOOLS

And of course...

SUMMER RERUN WEEK GILGAMESH STYLE!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK: GETTIN' SOME!

When summer comes around and the weather gets hot, I know all you young'uns out there start having naughty thoughts about smashing your no-no zones together. This video will help you figure it all out:



And I think we all know what comes next...







Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK!

In honor of Memorial Day, we'll be taking the week off from posting new videos and rerunning some classics from the vault instead. So get a comfy bean bag and celebrate summer the right way by never going outside!

BUT IS IT SAFE?!?!?

Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS, PART 1

This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:



It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.

2 MINUTE ENTER THE NINJA

TELEPHONE RAPPIN!

This culture jam was made by Yonder Viddles before his vacation. Keep on truckin,' Yonder! Honk! Honk!

LELONDIAN DOOMSDAY!

LEFT BEHIND

Guys, the Rapture has begun and it will be 5 more months of torment under the rule of King Jesus. Probably should have posted this sooner.

GETTING PAID (NSFW)

Starring, directed, written, produced, scored, and cast by rapper Smokey Smoke.

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION KONTINUED

KACHINGO! = PROFITS

It's so easy to capitalize on economic disaster!

HOOK'D 4 LYFE!

I'm not sure which one is cooler, smoking or quitting smoking!

...with extra special guest anti-smoking crusader Bizarro David Lynch:

JESUS IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

So, this is a pretty dum video. Okay, this is a really dum video, and I blame that jump from pretty dum to really dum on my nemesis/good friend Ghoul Skool. Here we were, sitting in the poochin' office, Ghoulie was cutting up his 5th buddy movie, he pops his big dum furry head over the divider between our cubicles, and says 'yeah, that's pretty dum, but it would be dummer if you add fart sounds and honky horns.' That's the story. Pretty boring.

CG'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!