ONE-MINUTE MOVIE: "ONE TOUGH COP"

This is Stephen Baldwin's answer to everything...

TOM WAITS & BRUCE vs. K.I.D.S. INC.

While looking for their cover of Kris kross' 'Jump' (still looking) I found these awesome oddballs from those incorrigible, incorporated KIDS.  Note how in 'Pink Cadillac,' some producer got a roomful of children to sing about the holiest of holes!

SEX IS SO GREAT

Thanks to Brendan Boyer for donating this video at Odd Obsession.

2-MINUTE SENIORITA JUSTICE!!!

You like reinforcing negative ethnic stereotypes don't cha? How 'bout constant yet poorly-choreographed violence devoid of context swimming in a sea of machismo sexist posturing? This movie has everything!

CREEPS N' SEX OBJECTS 4 KIDZ!

Ugggh, Helen The Chicken sure is a combat-boot-wearin, hootin-tootin new-age-liberal Fema-Nazi. You shoulda heard the rants about not eating chicken! What a nag!