WE HAVE A MESSAGE 4 U

3 MINUTE MESSAGE IN A CELLPHONE

Can three boys crack the code and outsmart the crooks?

FAT TONY MAKES FAT BEATS

IT'S A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS GERBERT

This video suuuuure would look good under the tree.

$ALE OF THE CENTURY!

Merry Christmas.

ACTORS PLAYING RETARDS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

I think there's some kind of message to be taken from this.


From the collection of Lucien P Singer.

CHRISTIAN PUPPETS CAN BE SO CRUEL

WHAT A TERRIBLE WORLD

HEY, SATAN! WANNA PLAY?

Okay, this clip is awesome for so many reasons. It really isn't 'terrible' at all. It's really just horrifying. Here's what I like about it.
1. The kids speak to the devil as if he is their new best friend, even though he sounds like Thom Yorke crying through a low pass filter-sweep.
2. At 1:51, the girl looks like she's about to light an apple to smoke out of.
3. Mark Twain doesn't give a fuck about those kids, and he just stands there and thinks while they enter hell.
4. No child could watch this and not cry. I almost did.

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.