USA VS. MONSTERS!

Happy Thanksgiving, ya Turkeys!!!!

INTRO 2 PSYCHEDELIA!

VHS INTRO GRAPHICS! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

ENTHUSIGASM!

RIDE THE WAVE OF FEELING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S RIGHT

These 3 clips (and much more!!!) were on this Catholic faith-video-mixtape of sorts called "Faith First". For some reason watching this video in its entirety made me more critical than usual of the constantly shifting, truth-consuming concept of putting faith in your faith.

First of all, we learn that it's wrong to mess with the new girl for no reason, but so what?


This priest has weird segues into his points:

OUR NEW INTRO

From now on all of our new posts, exclusive content, and all live shows will open with this...

SCARIEST. INTRO. EVER.

HULK HOGAN NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION...

... but here are a few anyway. Apparently kids tuning into "Hulk Hogan's Rock'n'Wrestling" needed a warm up and Hulk always does three sets of everything.

Look for a special guest appearance from Meatloaf.
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From the collection of Ryan Hill.

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS ONLY CRAP...

SPINOFFS GONE WILD

We got these DVDs for free at the Comicon. Comicon is a place where people pay large sums of money for worthless shit, so you know this stuff is Terrible.

TERRIBLE EN ESPANOL

SHAQ'S COMEDY ROAST II

Ha. They let Shaq make two comedy roasts. Do you think they'd let Shaq murder puppies and babies on TV, if he asked real nice?

I'VE READ A LOT OF SCRIPTS OVER THE YEARS...

NO BEING GAY.

This is the intro graphics and a scene from No More Baths!, which is a heartwarming story about a group of kids who learn the lessons of the Montgomery bus boycott and then fight injustice/tyranny. Do they save their homophobic tree house club? Well, you'll have to borrow No More Baths! from me to find out.

THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE

KICKING SOME GIGABUTT!

WHEN GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND RHONDA SHEAR RULED THE EARTH...

Click here for a complete list of USA Up All Night's movies. From now on, I want 5% of our paychecks to go to purchasing these fine films. Deal?



Thanks, internet!

REMOTE CONTROL SPECIAL EFFECTS!

and as an added bonus, my favorite logo intro...

KELLOGG'S PRESENTS COMEDY, FINALLY

More to come...

THIS IS GREAT...

Just great...