CANNIBAL CAMPOUT

MEMORY HOLE: THE COPS

THE JUICE IS LOOSE

DJ CRYPTKICKER - BEGGAR'S NIGHT VOL. 2!

DJ Cryptkicker (aka Short Pockets) and Commodore Gilgamesh are so pumped to present the second edition of Beggar's Night! This hour long radio mixtape is packed with enough terrifying tunes, rotten remixes and dreadful ditties to leave you whimpering under the covers until next Halloween....... From moldy oldies to new-school drool, DJ Cryptkicker plays 'em all on WDIE FM!

Download Beggars Night Vol. 2 for FREE at: http://djcryptkicker.com/

YOUNG BEAUTIFUL BODIES

Don't sign up for a gym membership unless you're expecting a KILLER WORKOUT!

3 MINUTE DOT COM FOR MURDER

And I'm excited to announce that we are featured in the latest issue of RE:COM Magazine, talking about our quest for Jerrys and our upcoming series, Channel 2020! You can order a digital download from their website for only $2!

JERRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER

A DANGEROUS PLACE, PART ! THE EXPOSITIONING!!!

The best way to describe this movie is "Karate Kid"/"Kickboxer" with Dick Van Patten as the Princi-pal. Finally, two movies that are very already very similar -- combined! With Dick Van Patten! Fair warning: this Part is pretty dark... the Series really lightens up once Corey Feldman is introduced as the antagonist. (Spoiler Alert!)

YOU'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF DAMAGE

GOD IS A DICK PART 999

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. Also our good friend Amy Leach from Dragon Sound, who made our Duane figurines and Doggie pentagram necklaces, has started her own toy company! She's currently selling Krampus figures and you should get one because everybody needs a Krampus! You can see her work and find more info at facebook.com/Plastictastic.

3 MINUTE VIRTUAL DESIRE

THE COMMODORE'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

We are in Montreal tonight at Broue Pub Brouhaha at 9 PM! Dog jokez!

MOVE OVER, GARBAGE DAY GUY

We've been sitting on this one for a while, but its power can be contained no more. Behold the graduates from the Burt Reynolds Playhouse - Florida branch!



Thanks to Brendan D. Light and the staff at the Unicorn Cafe for giving us this gem.

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

2 MINUTE ENTER THE NINJA

3 MINUTE HOW I SAVED THE PRESIDENT

Finally, a dog that tells people NOT to assassinate politicians.

3 MINUTE KILLER WORKOUT!

Featuring Ted Prior of Deadly Prey fame!



You can thank/blame Trygg for sending us this monstrosity.

THE PHONE DID IT...

But which one? So many suspicious looking phones! Seriously, is there a less menacing object than a phone? Look for the sequel, Murder By Three Hole Punch, coming soon!

CHAPEL HILL! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT THE VARSITY THEATRE! 9:30PM!

MURDER BALLAD OF DAN FITZGERALD

HOT STUDS FROM THE FROZEN NORTH!

Have you exhausted all romantic possibilities within the continental United States? Order a sexy mustachioed loner from Alaska!

3-MINUTE UNBORN 2!

This is why I'm never having kids.

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 4: SANTA!

A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM EIT!

For this year's turkey genocide, let us stop and think about the life Harry The Turkey could have lived...

3 MINUTE PLAY MURDER FOR ME

Story of my life.

IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY WITH MURDER!

You'll never forget what you've done...

OOOOOH JAY

Some videos call your name from the shelf. A tiny voice was calling me! "It's me Juice! I'm gonna be OK!"

JUICY JUICE!

MONSTER TRUCK OF VENGEANCE

The only way to get revenge on a family of murderous rednecks is to build a kick ass truck.

THE BEST OF BAD NEWS

Cocaine Jesus


Prayer at the Pump


Molested by Bigfoot


Mad Skillz


Elmo Will Kill You

2 MINUTE RAVEN

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA KILL A BABY.

A scene from Avenging Angel (1985).

IT'S INFOMERCIAL DAY AT EIT!

Say what you will about the withered souls of infomercial producers, but they sure do know who watches paid programming at 3 am:

stupid people,


girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),



and budding serial killers.


Oh, and, uhm, us.

HEY, SATAN! WANNA PLAY?

Okay, this clip is awesome for so many reasons. It really isn't 'terrible' at all. It's really just horrifying. Here's what I like about it.
1. The kids speak to the devil as if he is their new best friend, even though he sounds like Thom Yorke crying through a low pass filter-sweep.
2. At 1:51, the girl looks like she's about to light an apple to smoke out of.
3. Mark Twain doesn't give a fuck about those kids, and he just stands there and thinks while they enter hell.
4. No child could watch this and not cry. I almost did.

THIS ONE IS FOR DANNY MALLORY

From The Car (1977).

SAMUEL L. AND SNARKY, THE LOVABLE CARTOON SHARK!

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

YONDER VITTLES' HOMEWORK #1

"Hunting the North American Wild Turkey provides the ultimate challenge to even seasoned hunters. Learn how to outsmart these cagey birds from professional hunter and award-winning turkey caller, Jerry Antley." After watching the 40 minute hunting tutorial in its entirety it occurred to me that the host of the instructional video, Jerry Antley, was much more comfortable speaking to the gobblers than the camera - and likely his wife, whom he mentions in the video.

























Video #2 Sleeping Drier with DDAVP Tablets
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This short informative video was made in 1999 by the Rhone-Poulenc pharmaceutical company to tell kids all about DDAVP tablets in a hip way that kids would understand. Your hosts, Amy Scott and Tim Summers, "give you the scoop on bedwetting." They get you hip to cool facts like this one: 5 million kids wet the bed - just in the United States. Can you imagine how many wet beds there are in China? Sweet Dude! The melodramatic reenactment of an embarrassing bedwetting incident makes this pharmaceutical informative video a must watch.


























Video #3 Hot Country Dancin' with Special Guest Lee Greenwood
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This gem from 1984 was shot on location at the famous Stagecoach Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. It is the best country dance instructional I have been able to get my hands on. I have included here the opening scene at the Stagecoach Lounge where Lee Greenwood takes his wife out for a night on the town, but she is swept away by a mustachioed cowboy who knew how to move his boots on the dance floor. Do you know how to two-step cowboy?