MACRODOSING WITH MAGIC MOUSE

MOVE OVER, GARBAGE DAY GUY

We've been sitting on this one for a while, but its power can be contained no more. Behold the graduates from the Burt Reynolds Playhouse - Florida branch!



Thanks to Brendan D. Light and the staff at the Unicorn Cafe for giving us this gem.

JOIN US FOR A GRAND EXPERIMENT!

Chicago - come join all of my best homies and I at the Hungry Brain tonight for a good old fashioned extravaganza of weirdo puppetry, dance, music and digital video. Join the social experiment - free for all to attend - with the puppetry of DavyK and Friends, dance stylings of the Farm Boiz, hot-n-fresh videos from my new side project, Dronegardenz Video Viewfinder, and a never-before-seen Goop of the Gods from Commodore Gilgamesh! The night concludes with banjo tunes to salve the soul from expert VHS hound Al Scorch and his Country Soul Experiment.

TAP INTO ULTIMATE ENERGY

GARY NULL = TRUTH

3 MINUTE DEATH DRUG

Stay off the wack, suckers.



And here's a bonus music video from Phillip Michael Thomas' burgeoning mid-80's music career:



Finally, a big thanks to all the people that came out to see us in St. Louis and Columbia! We had truly fantastic crowds both nights. We had a blast bringing the Terrible to Missouri and we left that wonderful state with a new pile of VHS and some new friends. What more could we ask for?

FABIO'S A TIME FOR ROMANCE

DROPPING FAKE ACID ON FAKE MTV

A SCENE FROM FUTURE FEAR

STAY OFF THAT DUST

It's been a while, but the siren song of crap has called Future Schlock back to the fold. Please accept this video (from the highly recommended Death Drug) as a token of our apologies.

ANGELA LANSBURY MASTURBATES IN A TUB

TRUTH OR DARE

Fuck yeah, just ordered this on VHS...more to come