Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Monday, July 04, 2016

CRYING FOUL ON PATRIOTISM



LOOSE MEAT​ present 4 Fun Ideas for a Fantastic 4th!

1. Spend 4th of July by the water
Find a lake, a pool or a beach to enjoy swimming, fishing, canoeing, boating and splashing to beat the heat.

2. Have a 4th of July barbecue with family and friends
If you've been invited to barbecue, enjoy this American tradition and if not, why not host your own 4th of July barbecue? Be sure to include 4th inspired desserts and drinks and buy a few sparklers and firecrackers to end the night with a bang. If you're not up for having the party at your home, have your friends meet you at a park – make sure to bring lots of cold drinks and barbecue fare to enjoy.

3. Attend a 4th of July festival
If you can't make it to the water and find yourself without the motivation to throw a party, no worries, find a community that celebrates the 4th with a festival and go enjoy the holiday en masse. Catch a parade or better yet, volunteer to be in a parade.

4. Watch Fireworks
It wouldn't be 4th of July without fireworks! You can buy your own and host a private fireworks display or check your local Chamber of Commerce to find a display close to home. Bring a blanket and chill-out under the stars as the sky lights up to commemorate our nation's birthday.

Happy 235th birthday America. And many more.

Brought to you by Michaels Car Center​ in Fort Gratiot, MI.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

FOOTBALL IS TERRIBLE!



New 3-Disk DVD of our best ofs on sale 2/24! On tour 2/20! Get your tickets here!

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Friday, May 30, 2014

BASKETBALL'S FUNNIEST PRANKS


Let Charles Barkley tickle your funny bone!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

1 MINUTE HOOP SOLDIERS

It's basketball with face punching!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

INFINITE GOLF



If you really care about your golf swing, you'll never stop watching this video.

Monday, January 30, 2012

SUPER NIGHT AT THE SUPER BOWL

Stop on by if you like shooting laughter out of youth mouth! Minneapolis! We are playing the Riverview Theater tonigbt at 9pm! Details at http://www.riverviewtheater.com/

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

THE BALLAD OF THE TOUCHDOWN BANDITOS

Who can forget the Three Amigos from the '87-'88 Denver Broncos? Everyone? Oh well, good thing they made this tape.



Thanks to TEAM DOOM (#3 on the Jerry Leader Board) for the tape!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Friday, February 04, 2011

THE SUPER BOWL OF LIFE!

Catchphrases are life's greatest motivators.



And for those of you that have forgotten everything about football from the Super Bowl last year, Burt Reynolds will get you up to speed.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

R.I.P. 2010: THE INTERN-THING

It was a big year for sports...





And Jesus...



And Jesus-related sports...



Thanks for your prayers.

Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes for the year end wrap up tomorrow.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

SPIKE IT... STRAIGHT TO MY HEART

Ok, ok, so your pal Ghoul Skool has been a little busy lately. In fact, with this FESTIVAL in the making and all the work that's going into it, I'm sort of losing my mind (Got your tickets yet?? This thing WILL sell out, so please hurry so I can sleep tonight). Anyway, what I am trying to say is, I don't have a video this week. BUT you all may recall a young man who made this for the Tuff Enuff contest a little while back. Well folks, Jordan has returned and this time brings us his take on the 3 Minute Movie, and truth be told... I'm worried this guy might be getting a little too big for his britches. So when this guy has his own found footage show and is a big time star, at least we can say we taught him everything he knows. Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

WHEN A MAN LOVES A SOFTBALL...

Thanks to everyone for coming out to the Hungry Brain last night. And if you weren't there, here's a taste of what you missed. This is easily one of the top five softball instructional tapes by a 90s white soul singer.

Monday, April 05, 2010

SPORTZ NITE IN CHICAGO!!!

Boo-Yaahhhh Chicago!!! Come out tonight to the Hungry Brain for the only sportz action in town!! We are pulling out all the stopz and rolling out all of the finest sportz gemz from the vaultz of EIT! One night only! Free! Doors open at 8pm! Herez is a little taste for you Turkeys!!!



Big whoop-whoops to Kathleen "Hot Glue" Hurley in Ames, Iowa for the sweet Famous San Diego Chicken video!

Monday, January 04, 2010

CONFUSE YOURSELF WITH MAGIC

If regular card games aren't confusing enough for you, try Magic!



Got it? No? These guys did, and now they are on ESPN2! I bet you've never been on ESPN2. Loser.

Monday, November 09, 2009

HIT BEBE, KIDS!

Finally a video that teaches kids about the abusive relationship between baseball and bat.

Friday, September 18, 2009

HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER FOUR-PART BORING WEEK GRAND FINALE




RICK "CRUSHER" SCHERR AND THE SLUGGERS FROM HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER DISCUSS HITTING FOR POWER


BUDDY SLATER BREAKS DOWN FINER POINTS OF THE SLOW-PITCH KNUCKLEBALL


COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND RUSSELL "ROOSTER" BRADLEY SHIFT THEIR ATTENTION TO THE DEFENSIVE SIDE OF THE BALL


CLOSING REMARKS FROM COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND MR. RICHARD HOWARD HIMSELF

Friday, September 11, 2009

KEEP THAT 'CRACKER AWAY FROM ME

From "Learn the Art of Whip Cracking Made Easy"



OFFICIAL REMIX CHALLENGE! We are challenging everyone to remix this video to Devo's "Whip It". You have until midnight (PST) on Friday, Sept.18th, to submit your video as a response. Entries will be judged by the founding members of Everything Is Terrible and the winner will be posted on our site. So yeah. Get to... crackin'...

UPDATE!!! Nobody wins the official remix challenge because we got no entries! Terrible job, everybody!!!

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

A BRIEF HISTORY OF JOCK JAMS

Remember, kids, if you really want to break into the music business, practice your ballwork.

Meet the Chicago 6, Chicago's own professional athlete supergroup!


And New Jack Swing, who will blow your mind on the court and the charts...or something...

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

THE (2-MINUTE) SKATEBOARD KID

It's not Dom DeLuise popping an ollie -- but it's close.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

XTREME TIMES CALL FOR XTREME PHILOSOPHIES

"Stephen Baldwin stars as U.S. Customs agent Cooper in this thrill-a-minute ride in the tradition of Point Break, Terminal Velocity, and Drop Zone."

I was going to make this a 3-minute version of "Cutaway", but after I "cutaway" all the skydiving montages, there was only 2 and a half minutes left...

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

THE TEAM OF THE EIGHTIES

I think every NFL team was under contract to produce a rap video in the 80s and we at EIT want to bring you every one of them. Here's one for the team of the Eighties, the San Francisco 49ers.



If you know of any more NFL raps, please let us know in the comments.

There's also this fan made song set to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire." Nothing gets me pumped up for football like a series of still images accompanied by a Billy Joel homage.

And of course, here's the Citizen Kane of NFL raps.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Monday, January 05, 2009

CUTTING THE DEEP POWDER WITH JESUS

Alright, the holidays are over. Time to get back to business.

This video contains two of my favorite winter activities: extreme sports and bromancing Jesus Christ.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

FELLOWSHIP OF THE BROWNS

If this doesn't keep a smile on your face for the rest of your life, then you're probably an orc. I never thought it could get better than the Superbowl Shuffle, but as Tiny Tim has shown me, it can.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Friday, August 01, 2008

3 MINUTE FUTURESPORT

Playtime is over. He's in the game on behalf of the world. Special. Highly original. Turbo-charged thrill ride. 3 minutes long.

Rastafari!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

SO LONG, BO

It's a little late, but this one goes out to the late, great Bo Diddley. We forgive you, sir.

Monday, June 02, 2008

COME VISIT HELL.

This is the video that Satan mails to the elderly to convince them to move to central Florida.

Monday, May 19, 2008

IT'S AWESOME!!!

Mr. Gilgamesh hates it when I post videos found on YouTube, but what does he expect me to do after finding these nuggs? No matter what happens, I want either of these announcers to do the eulogy at my funeral.



Monday, April 21, 2008