Showing posts with label commercial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commercial. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 31, 2019
Thursday, November 01, 2018
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Monday, August 21, 2017
Friday, July 14, 2017
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Monday, October 03, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Thursday, April 09, 2015
STRETCH ARMSTRONG & SUSIE STRETCH - A DAY IN THE LIFE
Ever wonder what it's really like to be our favorite elastic heroes? We've obtained the original, unedited commercials, with audio commentary from the Stretches themselves! Brought to you by Loose Meat.
Monday, December 08, 2014
FAILED PRODUCT NOSTALGIA!
EIT! Ten dollar DVD blowout sale ends soon! Buy your favorite DVD today at the EIT! Store!
Wednesday, December 03, 2014
GET THE HAMMER
And get cash! Cash! CASH! CASH! CAAASH! CAAASH! CAAASH!
Brought to us courtesy of Brett Hart!
Brought to us courtesy of Brett Hart!
Sunday, October 19, 2014
ORBIT DVD COMMERCIAL!
We made this commercial for Asheville's wonderful video store, Orbit DVD! Check 'em out! Please watch in HD 1080P.
Tuesday, October 07, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
Monday, May 05, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
TV TIME MACHINE: 2003
Take as step back in time with us today. The date: January 11, 2003. The place: Chicago, Illinois. The medium: TV.
Wednesday, January 01, 2014
Friday, November 29, 2013
BLACK FRIDAY KOMMERCIAL!
And don't forget our KraZeee holiday sale is still going on! 50% off all DVDs! Hurry up and collect all 5 today! BUY STUFF if that's what you like to do!
While you're brainlessly buying junk, buy some tickets to our 12/21 show at The Echo in Los Angeles!
Monday, November 11, 2013
Monday, August 05, 2013
DANTE'S COLORSHOP
Exciting news, my new DVD compilation is now for sale at www.dantefontana.com. COLORSHOP VOL.1 is a collection of 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Far out!
Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Friday, July 05, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Monday, April 08, 2013
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
HAIR PLUGS: THE ONLY REAL OPTION
Cleveland Hair Clinic (CHC) apparently sued Puig Medical Group, with whom it had a long-standing contract to perform hair transplants.
"CHC's latest, most cutting-edge hair transplant procedure is the 'Brandy Flap,' in which a patient's hair-bearing skin is stretched over portions of his bald area." See Cleveland Hair Clinic, Inc. v. Puig, 968 F.Supp. 1227, 1233 (N.D.Ill.1996).
Gross.
"CHC's latest, most cutting-edge hair transplant procedure is the 'Brandy Flap,' in which a patient's hair-bearing skin is stretched over portions of his bald area." See Cleveland Hair Clinic, Inc. v. Puig, 968 F.Supp. 1227, 1233 (N.D.Ill.1996).
Gross.
Friday, February 01, 2013
CHAOS THEORY
Watch EIT's own Ghoul Skool, Rem Lezar, and Bobby Nintendo completely dork out in this action-packed trailer from 1999 or 2000!
Plus, here are some weird commercials from Channel 43 in Cleveland circa 1986?
Plus, here are some weird commercials from Channel 43 in Cleveland circa 1986?
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Monday, September 10, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Monday, May 07, 2012
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Saturday, March 31, 2012
STAR LEGEND & TV FLASHBACKS
Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!
SYRACUSE, NY! Come to the Spark Contemporary Art Space tonight or regret it forever!
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
THE COMMODORE'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!
We are in Montreal tonight at Broue Pub Brouhaha at 9 PM! Dog jokez!
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
TOO HOT FOR THE TELEPHONE
The Commodore would like to extend a heart-felt "Bow-Wow" for the lateness of his video today... we've just received word at EIT Headquarters that the Terrible van is en route to Sacramento after a wonderful show in Portland! Dogspeed, you beautiful pups!
Thursday, February 02, 2012
WHO ARE WE?
A collection of commercials recorded during tv court shows. Who are we? Now that’s us. And I don’t have to stab my fingertips anymore.
Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!
All Dogs Go On Tour! keeps on trucking tonight in Columbia, MO at Ragtag Cinema at 9:45 PM! Buy tickets here!
Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!
All Dogs Go On Tour! keeps on trucking tonight in Columbia, MO at Ragtag Cinema at 9:45 PM! Buy tickets here!
Thursday, August 04, 2011
HIRE THIS DOG
You were seriously going to let a HUMAN hunt for your mold?
On a personal note, I wish I had more to offer on Dog Week than this, but none of my dog tapes panned out. They were filled with useful, factual information, rendering them useless. Sorry, folks.
On a personal note, I wish I had more to offer on Dog Week than this, but none of my dog tapes panned out. They were filled with useful, factual information, rendering them useless. Sorry, folks.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Saturday, August 07, 2010
WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!
This ain't your stupid parents' church.
Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)
And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.
MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)
And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.
MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!
Need a vague, non-committal answer to life's important questions?
Chicago gets the worst real life superheroes...
Tired of having the default bouncing booty on your phone? Now you've got options.
PITTSBURGH! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 10PM AT THE SOUTHSIDE WORKS CINEMA! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Chicago gets the worst real life superheroes...
Tired of having the default bouncing booty on your phone? Now you've got options.
PITTSBURGH! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 10PM AT THE SOUTHSIDE WORKS CINEMA! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
INFOMERICAL SCIENTISTS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!
Wish real life looked as good as your TV? Finally there are sunglasses that make things brighter!
And who needs medicine when you can have a vibrator strapped to your head!
Wait, we can still pop pills even with the Headache Stopper, right?
And who needs medicine when you can have a vibrator strapped to your head!
Wait, we can still pop pills even with the Headache Stopper, right?
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
THEY STILL MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR means it's time for eggs!
Finally there's a cross you can hold uncomfortably close to your eyeball!
Finally there's a cross you can hold uncomfortably close to your eyeball!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
NO WIRES!
Nothing feels better pushed into your crotch than a sharp cornered, slow reacting joystick by a third party manufacturer.
Friday, April 03, 2009
TREAT YOUR CHILDREN WELL
In these rough times, I thought it would be helpful to suggest some often overlooked money making schemes. Like turning your child into gold.
Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.
Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Friday, March 06, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WHITEWASHING!
Finally all your favorite Motown songs performed by white people!
Monday, January 05, 2009
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
SNUGGIE VS. SLANKET
Until those EIT shirts are readily available, I suggest we look at the exciting new world of shirt-blanket fusion technology.
And then there's The Slanket...so we've got some options.
And then there's The Slanket...so we've got some options.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
TWO FRIENDS... ONE CALLING
This one's for you, Ghoul. Trust that I'll always believe in you.
From the Collection of Mary Koneski
From the Collection of Mary Koneski
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
DIFFERENT TIMES...
Before the internet, this sort of thing was one of just few ways to laugh at stuff. I imagine that anyone over 20 who called this are the same guys who shopped at Spencer's Gifts, and thought The 3 Stooges were the funniest thing ever.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
JESUS, IS DAT YOU?
Hey gang! Let's round up some leis and sheets and reenact the life of our savior!
Monday, July 14, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
A TERRIBLE DEAL
What kind of asshole bear takes a bite out of every brownie before selling it? Can't you get hepatitis from bear saliva?
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
SO LONG, BO
It's a little late, but this one goes out to the late, great Bo Diddley. We forgive you, sir.
THE COMMODORE SAYS GOODBYE
I just thought I'd let all you lil EIT-ers out there in Terrible Land know that I am going to be taking a month long vacation from our crappy little blog. I'm having brain surgery. Here's a few more bad 80's commercials for the road.
Monday, June 02, 2008
3 MORE FROM THE ROTTEN BOWELS OF 1980's ADVERTISING
Fresh breath! Just like plants have!
I'm glad the Marines are trying to keep young people from dying. It is very nice of them.
The Mighty Mouth
I'm glad the Marines are trying to keep young people from dying. It is very nice of them.
The Mighty Mouth
Sunday, June 01, 2008
COMMODORE GILGAMESH PRESENTS THE KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION #1
What the fuck does he mean by 'you people?'
A shout out to the drab existence of the OH!
Finally, a watch that is a ring and a ring that is a watch! What'll LA come up with next?
A shout out to the drab existence of the OH!
Finally, a watch that is a ring and a ring that is a watch! What'll LA come up with next?
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
A STORY FROM MY YOUTH
It was 1989. I saw this commercial and was sold. I asked for the Pepsi can Computer Warrior for my birthday. I got what I wanted. After my party was over, my best friend and I began tallying my haul. In my infinite prickdom, I decided that I should have total control of the Pepsi can Computer Warrior. We fought. He left and we didn't speak for nearly a month. By that time the Pepsi can Computer Warrior was retired to the land of boring-ass toys. I had forgotten all of this until I popped in a VHS that I found at the Salvation Army. Heh.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
ALL THINGS ARE TERRIBLE, BUT SOME THINGS ARE MORE TERRIBLE THAN OTHERS
One more thing...
What's that dude so scared of? Or, did the photographer pinch him really hard right before taking this? Either way, man, this is a stupid ad...
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