THIS PREACHER THINKS CHRISTIANS SUCK!

RAP SUCCESS

TRUEST BAWLERS

YOUNG VAN HELSING BUTT ROCK

TEEN DRUG PARTIES ARE WEIRD

HOW TO FAIL - THE GAME

CONDOMS KILL

CANNIBAL CAMPOUT

THEY LIVE! CHRISTIAN REBOOT!

WET CRIZACK!

BEING A TEEN JIMMY IS HARD

What Exactly is Hanukkah?

PUT YOUR MILK INSIDE TEENS!

TEENS HAVE THE BEST SONGS!

PUNKS VS. MIMES!

YUCKY STUFF!

SELF-ESTEEM SELFISHNESS!

BABYSITTERS SUCK!

JUST HAVE SEX AND MAKE BABIES!

FEATURING CARMAN!

Did you know that for 10 years now EIT! has been featuring Carman!?!?! Cool, huh?

Rapper Here, Kickin' It Live!

IF YOU'RE NOT COOL YOU'RE WORTHLESS

SPOOKY TOOTH: Split Infinity?

More SPOOKYTOOTH? YES PLEASE!

AMERICAN NONSENSE!

TIME 2 PARTY!

ABSTINENCE RAP!

U kno wut is almost as kool as abstinence!? EIT!'s new RAP cassette tape! Only $4 all month long! Get it here! Plus new winter hats and coloring books! FREE Kidz DVD with most orders! 50% off DVDs, shirts, pins, stickers, and more!

SUGAR RAY!

Meet EIT!'s newest guest contributor Eloy Lugo!!!! You just wait until the next season of The Bachelor starts!

YA BOOZE YA LOSE!

CHILDREN OF SATAN DON'T CARE

But what about the grass??

MUSIC WILL KILL YOU!

PREMARITAL SEX WILL KILL YOU

TAKE A DANCE BREAK!

DOJO MOJO!

4 TEENS 2 LEARN GOOD MANNERS

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!

We have a new contributor to the EIT! family! Please welcome USAfunnyman!!!!!

MEMORY HOLE: THE TEEN YEARS

Music by the amazing Danny T. Mallory

MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS

LOOSE MEAT celebrates Teen Week! Now please rise for the national anthem.

CLASSIC EIT: TEAN STEEM!

This classic had been down for a long time because a certain someone's mom called Ghoul Skool's mom! Seriously. We don't really know why people always call Ghoulie's mom when they don't like one of our vids, but it sure is funny! We figured enuff internet has passed since...

HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE

God is looking for geeks, nerds, jocks, and future Vogue models of America!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MTV IS SO PUNK!

We aint stoppin this TEEN WEEK train, so stay with us EITeenz!!!!!

THE ANTI-PROCREATION TEEN GANG!

It's TEEN WEEK!!!!

TEEN WEEK!

THE CHANGE THAT NEVER CAME!

THE DANGERS OF TELEVISION

There ARE things worse than death, and that includes missing EIT's East Coast Tour! Tickets just went on sale for our 10-27 Philly show! GET EM!

WILFORD BRIMLEY'S OLE' MOUNTAIN METH RECIPE!

WILFORD BRIMLEY'S OLE' MOUNTAIN METH RECIPE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

For thousands of videos about drugs and other things visit everythingisterrible.com!

3 min TEEN SORCERY

Our LEGENDS tour continues tonight in Salt Lake City at Brewvies! Go here for tix and info!

CLASSIC CHRISTIAN CINEMA: PAMELA'S PRAYER

Synopsis: A father keeps a tight psychological hold on his daughter's sexuality.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE

Where are all the lost kids? They're all listening to the radio.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MILEY CYRUS IS LOL

Teenagers are horrible people!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

KiDZ B THiNKiN'

ENTHUSIGASM!

4 MINUTE MOVIE: WITHOUT RESERVATION

Make your reservation... with Jesus!


BONUS BONUS BONUS! THE MUSTANGE RAP, UNCUT!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

BLACK FRIDAY KOMMERCIAL!

And don't forget our KraZeee holiday sale is still going on! 50% off all DVDs! Hurry up and collect all 5 today! BUY STUFF if that's what you like to do!

While you're brainlessly buying junk, buy some tickets to our 12/21 show at The Echo in Los Angeles!

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: SHE'S TOO YOUNG!

Chicago! ONCE IN A LIFETIME is back on Tuesday, November 26 at Lincoln Hall! Featuring commentary by returning favorite Natalie Jose, new blood Marlena Rodriguez, and more special guests TBA! 8pm! $5! Get your tickets now!

JESUS GOES TO COLLEGE

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

3 MINUTE SWIM TEAM

DON'T CROWD ME!

I learned of this little gem from The Movie Orgy by Joe Dante and I quickly became obsessed with it. If you get a chance to see The Movie Orgy, don't miss it.

Also apologies for the video quality. The only version I could find was a VHS transfer of a fever dream.

HAVING SEX MAKES YOU PREGNANT WITH AIDS

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection .

CHRIST OR DIE

Give your life to Christ or else....



Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!

FACE VALUE & EAGLE BEAK

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more on his blog or Utoob page.

DRUG AVENGERS

This is why you don't send randomly selected teenagers back in time to fight a planetary drug problem.



Thanks to Zena Grey for introducing us to the Drug Avengers.

TEEN FUN!

If you teens want some real teen fun, EIT!'s awesome new DVD and live show is dropping mother-barking tomorrow! Check out Turbo, AKA Radical, Laying down some killer tracks for Friday's Lincoln Hall show in Chicago!

DOWN WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

Only 8 more days until the beginning of the end of your self-completing! 1/27/12! DW!PW! DVDs go on sale and EIT! comes to your town! Buy yer tickets! Tell yer friends! Put yer dog friends in the kennel! Go! Go! RRRRRRUUUUUUFFFFF!


Courtesy of the Rich Juzwiak Collection. See more at FourFour.

DOC'S TEEN TALK

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more at his blog or Utoob page.

SUMMER RERUN WEEK!

In honor of Memorial Day, we'll be taking the week off from posting new videos and rerunning some classics from the vault instead. So get a comfy bean bag and celebrate summer the right way by never going outside!

HOOK'D 4 LYFE!

I'm not sure which one is cooler, smoking or quitting smoking!

...with extra special guest anti-smoking crusader Bizarro David Lynch:

IT'S NOT AN EXAGGERATION TO SAY...

When the Jesus Freaks take over, the American economy will follow the Coke standard, so start stockpiling now!

YOUR KID'S ON DRUGS

These kids today with the heavy metal and the psychedelic heroin...

BABYSITTING RULZ!

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

I sincerely hope this helps answer some questions.



The Quest for the Magick Krystal continues tonight at Zanzabar in Louisville, KY! Get tickets now!

JEHOVAH PARK!

The Jurassic Park theme really does make everything sound more exciting.

Great job, Chuck T of Minneapolis! You are TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT! MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE IN '95!

SO THAT'S WHY THEY DO THAT!

Can you spot the world's coolest EIT! fan, Olivia in this vid? Neither can we.

UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE TEEN NINJA MYSTERY

What is it with ninja masters bringing young children into their caves?

TEEN VID: THE MAGAZINE YOU WATCH!

Teens hate to read, but they love celebrities. Thankfully there's Teen Vid so teens can stay up to date on what celebrities are shopping without having to deal with stupid old people words and still pictures.

YOU AND GOD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

Why date a stupid teenager when you can date God?

SNOGGING 101

Is your pillow getting damp and clammy at night? Tired of your hand being your only makeout partner?* Then Smooching for Dummies is for you!



*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.

GET TO WORK, TEENS!

Dude, these hip thirty-year-old teens will show you how to make serious bills in the Teen Biz biz. Suuuuweeeet!

SHOW OFF HOW TO BE ANNOYING AND CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE AT PARTIES!

PLUS 1 WAS THE NEW JUMP 5

Just some old footage I shot with my old band.

TED DANSON READS FROM THE BOOK OF CREEPS

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA USE A SLEDGEHAMMER

Apparently the finer points of the argument against sexual harassment weren't penetrating the collective skull of America's youth, so the educational video industry felt compelled to make this turd.



So remember, men are not sex objects, no matter how much denim they wear.

WWJDIHWOICD?

That Zeke Zimbinski is a total dreamboat.

WHO AM I NOW?

What you are going through is totally natural, and totally terrible.

NGONB!!!

Carousels. Snow globes. Muscles. Eight year-olds in NBC jackets. It sure seems like these "guys" are trying to solicit a long term, meaningful relationship from a small child.

FAT TONY MAKES FAT BEATS

TMNT: BEHIND THE MUSIC

3 MORE FROM THE GODDAMN MORMONS

Life without mormonism

A nonsensical mormon sales pitch

Life with mormonism

THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES

These three movies prove that you only need to watch the first five minutes to know how good a film is.


Wouldn't the world be better off if everyone had shaved heads, just imagine a baldie utopia.


This little gem is brought to you by the same genius behind Miami Vice.

The opening may seem innocent enough, but trust me everything goes down hill for the graduates of Malibu High.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THERE IS NO GOD.

Audio Adrenaline - PDA

JESUS, IS DAT YOU?

Hey gang! Let's round up some leis and sheets and reenact the life of our savior!

I'M THE SHERIFF A' THIS HERE PHANTOM TOWN...

In high school, a bunch of us guys saw this trailer while having one of our little sleep overs. We weren't high, drunk, or methed out, but we thought this trailer was the funniest this ever. We rewound this over and over, rented the full length movie at parties, and talked it over for honestly hours at lunch and at free periods.

What the fuck were we laughing at?

AN AVERAGE DAY IN 1985

Back then, we called these 'Mondays.'

THIS AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S RECYCLING VIDEO

Recycling has a whole new look, buster.



Oh, and just in case you didn't hate Billy Joel enough...

IF THESE DOGS COULD TALK

July is Talking Dogs Month at EIT, and I can't help but celebrate a little bit early. Enjoy...
Obviously, thanks to the geniuses at Future Schlock for the anti-drug bit.

MATH GETS YOU LAID

It's True. Math gets you the love and affection of second rate pop-stars. Does anyone know the quadratic formula of my boner? Hello!

RACE RELATIONS - MIAMI STYLE!

From the film "Band of the Hand" produced by Michael Mann!

THIS ONE IS FOR DANNY MALLORY

From The Car (1977).

SOMETIMES THERE'S SO MUCH TERRIBLE IN THE WORLD I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T TAKE IT.

Seriously, this video made me think my heart was caving in. I'm not sure what a nervous breakdown is, but Jump 5 had me on the edge. I don't even know if it is the right kind of Terrible. All I know is that I sat through it and it hurt, so I guess now it is your turn to feel my pain. God damn it, if only I was strong enough to kill myself...

KICKING SOME GIGABUTT!