THE JERRY MAGUIRE PYRAMID




After collecting Jerry Maguire VHS tapes for 10 years, amassing over 25k, and building The Jerry Maguire Video Store; EIT!'s Jerry project is finally reaching the next level. We are in the early stages of planning The Jerry Maguire Pyramid, which is where all the Jerrys will live forever. It will be a permanent structure in the The Great American Desert. Help fund the construction by donating here. You can read about the project on The NYTimes, The Paris Review, CNN, and VICE. This joke is getting very real.



This is the stupidest incarnation of the American Dream and it must be realized. 
Learn more about the pyramid here. 


     Pyramid designs by Bureau Spectacular 

EIT! + Jerry Maguire = Our World's Only Hope

Here at EIT!, we have a special history with the Jerry Maguire. Since 2008, we've been finding and harboring wild packs of Jerrys in their native thrift store habitat with our patented Maguirewatches, and during that time, we've started a Jerry sanctuary to preserve these sacred artifacts of our once great civilization. Our goal is to collect every single living Jerry Maguire VHS tape and deliver them to their final resting place, a pyramid in the desert, but we need your help. If you or somebody you know has a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire that needs a loving home, please donate it to us now (via USPS media mail) at:

Everything is Terrible!
P.O. Box 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90050 USA

Don't let another orphaned Jerry sit forgotten in a cold, dark bargain bin. Send it home to a pyramid in the desert, where it belongs. Bless you.

CURRENT JERRY COUNT: 25,034


JERRY DONATION LEADER BOARD
          1. Alex McNeely - 1430
          2. Matt D. King - 655
          3. Totally Patty - 573
          4. The First Place Coolguys - 570
          5. Team Doom - 446
          6. Belcourt Theatre - 455
          7. BloodyAdored - 324
          8. Moose & Squirrel & Friends - 316
          9. Mr. Mapother's Florida Home - 313
          10. Destination-a-Go-Go - 260
          11. Bron Sage & Friends - 245
          12. Nick Coers - 225
          13. Toby Keith Urban - 218
          14. Superbody - 215
          15. Brad and Phil - 200
          16. Travis & Trina- 181
          17. Shaun and Sarah - 161
          18. Caleb MakeLove - 160
          19. Sun-Ray Cinema - 159
          20. Philip Conroy - 152
          21. Tom Rombouts - 150
          22. Joseph William Simmons - 140
          23. Mika & James - 139
          24. Austin Karp - 139
          25. Kaylan Mitchell - 139
          26. Those Who Wander - 139
          27. Dennis Jenkins - 137
          28. Landon and Dinunzio Attorneys at Flaw - 136 
          29. Elizabeck Paredes - 135
          30. Pizazz! and Hags! - 134
          31. Track Attack! - 133
          32. Paula Guthat - 128
          33. Laura Keeney & Carson Pelo - 128
          34. qk - 125
          35. Jesse Thompson - 114
          36. Pam Christensen - 106
          37. Kate McNamee - 102
          38. Tony Northside - 101
          39. Jon Monat - 100
          40. Becky & Kyle - 97
          41. Ted Trager - 96
          42. George Bush's Yu-gi-oh! - 96
          43. JONATHAN WIDRO - 95
          44. Lesley and Scott - 91
          45. LOSERS↓ - 86
          46. Craig and Danny - 82
          47. Jerry Poppin' Daddies - 81
          48. Fashion Jerk - 76
          49. Ravenhallow - 75
          50. Michael June - 71
          51. Brians Markey - 69
          52. Justin Klenk - 67
          53. Barbarian Rage Podcast - 66
          54. Xander - 63
          55. Philly AIDS Thrift - 62
          56. Kevin Taylor - 59
          57. Gus's Pizza - 58
          58. Eric - 57
          59. Frankie Crescioni - 57
          60. Jam Squad - 56
          61. Capt. Blo
          62. tto - 55
          63. Reid and Stephanie - 55
          64. Prosper Lost - 55
          65. Bret and Pete - 54
          66. The Permit Group - 53
          67. Doug in PA - 49
          68. Jay Strode - 48
          69. Steve and Hannah - 47 
          70. Drunkle Phil & The Trash People - 46
          71. Veronica Trapani - 46
          72. Ruby & Devon - 45
          73. Mark Lee - 45
          74. Johnny Barrett - 43
          75. Fair Day Techno Parade 43
          76. Emily Irwin - 43
          77. Kristie Garvin - 42
          78. Adam Trash - 42
          79. Dhariq Juursqu/Tjaar Mescu - 40
          80. Wolf Dawg Marlow - 40
          81. Brian Kelly - 39
          82. Charles Weaver - 39
          83. Mellowcheddar - 39 
          84. The Crafty Mofos - 38
          85. Ryan King - 38
          86. Charles Peckham - 38
          87. The Miami Diamond Roller Girls - 37
          88. Bikini Mafia - 37
          89. Anthony Lamitina - 37
          90. Carolyn - 37
          91. Ben "Duane" Osuna - 36
          92. Kelly - 36
          93. P'rry Drew - 36
          94. Kelly - 36
          95. Declan S. Keefe - 36
          96. Brandon Brewer - 36
          97. LRPARK - 35
          98. Tony Mills - 35
          99. KyKy Vanderpump - 34
          100. C. A. Childers - 34
          101. Estudio Vitrina - 34
          102. Disfit86 - 33
          103. Michael Boggs - 33
          104. Nicholas Gniadek - 33
          105. Maximum Lame - 32
          106. Nihilist - 31
          107. Corwin Parker - 31
          108. Declan - 31
          109. Thadeus Buttons - 30
          110. Trax N Wax - 30
          111. TVNutboy - 30 
          112. Andrew Hintzen - 30
          113. Chelsea Bingiel - 30
          114. Eddie Bridges - 30
          115. Justin K Comer - 30
          116. Fenley - 29
          117. Maria and Anthony - 29
          118. Shaun McGrath - 28
          119. K. Kitkowski- 27
          120. CHAVEZ/D'ANGELO - 27
          121. Ryan Ubias - 27
          122. Dano mofuckin combs yo - 27
          123. Lauren Baumann - 27
          124. Deal Metzget - 27
          125. Tim Getting - 27
          126. Asher Ernsberger & Andrew George - 26
          127. eafngot - 26
          128. Richard Vitamanti - 26
          129. CHW - 26
          130. The Brandy Brunch - 25
          131. Eric Windt - 25
          132. Myles Oppermann - 25
          133. Will Wagner - 25
          134. Jordan Martin - 25
          135. Hawaiian - 24
          136. Ed & Mak - 24
          137. Gallo - 24
          138. 23 Wolves - 23
          139. Steve + Syd - 23
          140. Brooks Allison - 22
          141. Team Poodles - 21
          142. Chic-a-go-go - 21
          143. Caleb Darnell - 21
          144. Alan Weber - 21
          145. Joel Fennimore - 21
          146. Casey and Lita - 21
          147. In Memory of Henry P Cat - 21
          148. Video Central + Chris - 20
          149. Team Cedrick - 20
          150. Frankie Barnes - 20
          151. TAG - 20
          152. Monica Daniels - 20
          153. Courtney Jones - 20
          154. Bruce Longo - 20
          155. Christopher DiNunzio - 19
          156. Role Playing Public Radio - 19
          157. The Mormons - 18
          158. Giddeon and Skibbles - 18
          159. Kevin Misiuda - 18
          160. Brady Daley - 18
          161. Madison Forbes - 17
          162. Elizabeth Halbrook - 17
          163. Andrew Hartman - 17
          164. Gurer Gundondu - 17
          165. Emi from DTV - 17
          166. South of Ridiculous - 16
          167. Rick Nordeen - 16
          168. Trevor Clifford - 16
          169. Troy Jones & Jeremy Clark - 16
          170. Sophia Tarabicos - 16
          171. Erica Jennings - 15
          172. Travis McQuarter - 15
          173. Keifer Dallison - 15
          174. Alex Biellawski - 15
          175. Derick Shular - 15
          176. Ostrom - 15
          177. Counting Stars LLC - 15
          178. Slea - 14
          179. Adam Morgan - 14
          180. Rachel McPadden - 14
          181. Team HEINTJE!!! - 14
          182. Don Jeremy - 14
          183. Dan - 14
          184. Peter Rinaldi - 14
          185. Ulyssess Canton - 14
          186. Trey Koger - 14
          187. T.J. & Allison - 13
          188. Daniel Spilatro - 13
          189. Mike d/TQR&R - 13
          190. Lexington Film League - 13
          191. John Phillips - 13 
          192. Ethan and Ashley Brehm - 13
          193. James Patrick Thomas - 13
          194. Chris "Grandpa Claws" Radey - 13
          195. Sarah Evans - 13
          196. Mike Duffield - 12 
          197. Greg Ochaba - 12
          198. The Cox Family - 12
          199. Da Bos - 12
          200. Jamie Hott - 12
          201. Steve Norris - 11
          202. Kevin Best - 11
          203. MagWHYre we doing this? - 11
          204. Carson Story & Ross Wagenhofer - 11
          205. Travis McQuater - 11
          206. Hollyanne Byrd and Dan Gutierrez -11 
          207. Josh F. and Lauren L. - 11
          208. Mike and Kate - 11
          209. Ben and Connie Berg - 11
          210. Ronald Cates - 11
          211. Travis Plamp -11
          212. John Maruschak - 11
          213. Christopher Schultz - 10
          214. Kevin Carlton - 10
          215. Nicholas Gniadek - 10
          216. Curtis Byrne - 10
          217. Brendan Larkin -10
          218. Judy Nanney - 10
          219. Cole Corey - 10
          220. TED - 10
          221. The Electric Bastards - 10 
          222. Cal Steele - 10
          223. Linda Ackerman - 10
          224. David "Anarchy" Chang - 10
If you donated 10 or more Jerrys and you're not on the leader board, email us at everythingisterriblelive at gmail with your name and total donation!

JERRY ART HALL OF FAME