THE JERRY MAGUIRE PYRAMID

After collecting Jerry Maguire VHS tapes for 8 years, amassing over 14k, and building The Jerry Maguire Video Store; EIT!'s Jerry project is finally reaching the next level. We are in the early stages of planning The Jerry Maguire Pyramid, which is where all the Jerrys will live forever. It will be a permanent structure in the The Great American Desert. Help fund the construction by donating here. You can read about the project on The NYTimes, The Paris Review, CNN, and VICE. This joke is getting very real.



This is the stupidest incarnation of the American Dream and it must be realized. 
Learn more about the pyramid here. 


     Pyramid designs by Bureau Spectacular 

EIT! + Jerry Maguire = Our World's Only Hope

Here at EIT!, we have a special history with the Jerry Maguire. Since 2008, we've been finding and harboring wild packs of Jerrys in their native thrift store habitat with our patented Maguirewatches, and during that time, we've started a Jerry sanctuary to preserve these sacred artifacts of our great civilization. Our goal is to collect every single living Jerry Maguire VHS tape and deliver them to their final resting place, a pyramid in the desert, but we need your help. If you or somebody you know has a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire that needs a loving home, please donate it to us now (via USPS media mail) at:

Everything is Terrible!
P.O. Box 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90050 USA

Don't let another orphaned Jerry sit forgotten in a cold, dark bargain bin. Send it home to a pyramid in the desert, where it belongs. Donate to the JERRY MAGUIRE PYRAMID GoFundMe here! Bless you.

CURRENT JERRY COUNT: 14,378!


JERRY DONATION LEADER BOARD
          1. Alex McNeely - 1387
          2. Matt D. King - 595
          3. The First Place Coolguys - 570
          4. Team Doom - 400
          5. Totally Patty - 315
          6. BloodyAdored - 274
          7. Destination-a-Go-Go - 260
          8. Moose & Squirrel & Friends - 216
          9. Travis & Trina- 181
          10. Toby Keith Urban - 181
          11. Caleb MakeLove - 160
          12. Sun-Ray Cinema - 159
          13. Belcourt Theatre - 155
          14. Philip Conroy - 152
          15. Tom Rombouts - 150
          16. Austin Karp - 139
          17. Kaylan Mitchell - 139
          18. Those Who Wander - 138
          19. Superbody - 135
          20. Pizazz! and Hags! - 134
          21. Track Attack! - 133
          22. Paula Guthat - 128
          23. qk - 125
          24. Tony Northside - 101
          25. Jon Monat - 100
          26. Jesse Thompson - 98
          27. Becky & Kyle - 97
          28. JONATHAN WIDRO - 95
          29. Fashion Jerk - 76
          30. Ravenhallow - 75
          31. Lesley and Scott - 74
          32. Michael June - 71
          33. Brians Markey - 69
          34. Pam Christensen - 67
          35. Justin Klenk - 67
          36. Barbarian Rage Podcast - 66
          37. Xander - 63
          38. Philly AIDS Thrift - 59
          39. Kevin Taylor - 59
          40. Gus's Pizza - 58
          41. Eric - 57
          42. Jam Squad - 56
          43. Frankie Crescioni - 56
          44. Reid and Stephanie - 55
          45. Ted Trager - 55
          46. Bret and Pete - 54
          47. Elizabeck Paredes - 50
          48. Doug in PA - 49
          49. Ruby & Devon - 45
          50. Kristie Garvin - 42
          51. Dhariq Juursqu/Tjaar Mescu - 40
          52. Wolf Dawg Marlow - 40
          53. Brian Kelly - 39
          54. Mellowcheddar - 39 
          55. The Crafty Mofos - 38
          56. Ryan King - 38
          57. The Miami Diamond Roller Girls - 37
          58. Bikini Mafia - 37
          59. Anthony Lamitina - 37
          60. Ben "Duane" Osuna - 36
          61. P'rry Drew - 36
          62. KyKy Vanderpump - 34
          63. Disfit86 - 33
          64. Michael Boggs - 33
          65. Maximum Lame - 32
          66. Capt. Blotto - 31
          67. TVNutboy - 30 
          68. Andrew Hintzen - 30
          69. Chelsea Bingiel - 30
          70. Eddie Bridges - 30
          71. Fenley - 29
          72. Fair Day Techno Parade - 29
          73. Shaun McGrath - 28
          74. Adam Trash - 28
          75. K. Kitkowski- 27
          76. CHAVEZ/D'ANGELO - 27
          77. Ryan Ubias - 27
          78. Dano mofuckin combs yo - 27
          79. Asher Ernsberger & Andrew George - 26
          80. The Brandy Brunch - 25
          81. Eric Windt - 25
          82. Myles Oppermann - 25
          83. Will Wagner - 25
          84. Hawaiian - 24
          85. Ed & Mak - 24
          86. 23 Wolves - 23
          87. LOSERS↓ - 23
          88. Team Poodles - 21
          89. Chic-a-go-go - 21
          90. Caleb Darnell - 21
          91. Video Central + Chris - 20
          92. Team Cedrick - 20
          93. Frankie Barnes - 20
          94. The Mormons - 18
          95. Giddeon and Skibbles - 18
          96. Kevin Misiuda - 18
          97. Madison Forbes - 17
          98. Andrew Hartman - 17
          99. Gurer Gundondu - 17
          100. Brooks Allison - 16
          101. South of Ridiculous - 16
          102. Rick Nordeen - 16
          103. Trevor Clifford - 16
          104. Troy Jones & Jeremy Clark - 16
          105. Sophia Tarabicos - 16
          106. Travis McQuarter - 15
          107. Jay Strode - 17
          108. Keifer Dallison - 15
          109. Alex Biellawski - 15
          110. Slea - 14
          111. Rachel McPadden - 14
          112. Team HEINTJE!!! - 14
          113. Don Jeremy - 14
          114. Dan
          115. T.J. & Allison - 13
          116. Daniel Spilatro - 13
          117. Mike d/TQR&R - 13
          118. Lexington Film League - 13
          119. John Phillips - 13 
          120. Chris "Grandpa Claws" Radey - 13
          121. Mike Duffield - 12 
          122. Greg Ochaba - 12
          123. Declan S. Keefe - 12
          124. Steve Norris - 11
          125. MagWHYre we doing this? - 11
          126. Carson Story & Ross Wagenhofer - 11
          127. Travis McQuater - 11
          128. Hollyanne Byrd and Dan Gutierrez -11 
          129. Josh F. and Lauren L. - 11
          130. Peter Rinaldi - 11
          131. Kevin Carlton - 10
          132. Nicholas Gniadek - 10
          133. Curtis Byrne - 10
          134. Brendan Larkin -10
          135. Judy Nanney - 10
          136. Cole Corey - 10
If you donated 10 or more Jerrys and you're not on the leader board, email us at everythingisterriblelive at gmail with your name and total donation!

JERRY ART HALL OF FAME