THE JERRY MAGUIRE PYRAMID

After collecting Jerry Maguire VHS tapes for 9 years, amassing over 20k, and building The Jerry Maguire Video Store; EIT!'s Jerry project is finally reaching the next level. We are in the early stages of planning The Jerry Maguire Pyramid, which is where all the Jerrys will live forever. It will be a permanent structure in the The Great American Desert. Help fund the construction by donating here. You can read about the project on The NYTimes, The Paris Review, CNN, and VICE. This joke is getting very real.



This is the stupidest incarnation of the American Dream and it must be realized. 
Learn more about the pyramid here. 


     Pyramid designs by Bureau Spectacular 

EIT! + Jerry Maguire = Our World's Only Hope

Here at EIT!, we have a special history with the Jerry Maguire. Since 2008, we've been finding and harboring wild packs of Jerrys in their native thrift store habitat with our patented Maguirewatches, and during that time, we've started a Jerry sanctuary to preserve these sacred artifacts of our once great civilization. Our goal is to collect every single living Jerry Maguire VHS tape and deliver them to their final resting place, a pyramid in the desert, but we need your help. If you or somebody you know has a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire that needs a loving home, please donate it to us now (via USPS media mail) at:

Everything is Terrible!
P.O. Box 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90050 USA

Don't let another orphaned Jerry sit forgotten in a cold, dark bargain bin. Send it home to a pyramid in the desert, where it belongs. Bless you.

CURRENT JERRY COUNT: 22,639


JERRY DONATION LEADER BOARD
          1. Alex McNeely - 1430
          2. Matt D. King - 655
          3. The First Place Coolguys - 570
          4. Totally Patty - 561
          5. Team Doom - 446
          6. Moose & Squirrel & Friends - 316
          7. Mr. Mapother's Florida Home - 313
          8. BloodyAdored - 306
          9. Destination-a-Go-Go - 260
          10. Bron Sage & Friends - 245
          11. Toby Keith Urban - 218
          12. Brad and Phil - 200
          13. Travis & Trina- 181
          14. Shaun and Sarah - 161
          15. Caleb MakeLove - 160
          16. Sun-Ray Cinema - 159
          17. Belcourt Theatre - 155
          18. Philip Conroy - 152
          19. Tom Rombouts - 150
          20. Mika & James - 139
          21. Austin Karp - 139
          22. Kaylan Mitchell - 139
          23. Those Who Wander - 139
          24. Landon and Dinunzio Attorneys at Flaw - 136 
          25. Superbody - 135
          26. Pizazz! and Hags! - 134
          27. Track Attack! - 133
          28. Paula Guthat - 128
          29. Laura Keeney & Carson Pelo - 128
          30. qk - 125
          31. Jesse Thompson - 114
          32. Pam Christensen - 106
          33. Kate McNamee - 102
          34. Tony Northside - 101
          35. Jon Monat - 100
          36. Becky & Kyle - 97
          37. JONATHAN WIDRO - 95
          38. Lesley and Scott - 91
          39. Dennis Jenkins - 87
          40. Craig and Danny - 82
          41. Jerry Poppin' Daddies - 81
          42. Fashion Jerk - 76
          43. Ravenhallow - 75
          44. Ted Trager - 75
          45. Michael June - 71
          46. Brians Markey - 69
          47. Justin Klenk - 67
          48. Barbarian Rage Podcast - 66
          49. Xander - 63
          50. Philly AIDS Thrift - 62
          51. Kevin Taylor - 59
          52. Gus's Pizza - 58
          53. Eric - 57
          54. George Bush's Yu-gi-oh! - 57
          55. Frankie Crescioni - 57
          56. Jam Squad - 56
          57. Capt. Blotto - 55
          58. Reid and Stephanie - 55
          59. Prosper Lost - 55
          60. Bret and Pete - 54
          61. The Permit Group - 53
          62. Elizabeck Paredes - 50
          63. Doug in PA - 49
          64. Jay Strode - 48
          65. Steve and Hannah - 47
          66. LOSERS↓ - 46
          67. Drunkle Phil & The Trash People - 46
          68. Ruby & Devon - 45
          69. Mark Lee - 45
          70. Johnny Barrett - 43
          71. Kristie Garvin - 42
          72. Adam Trash - 42
          73. Dhariq Juursqu/Tjaar Mescu - 40
          74. Wolf Dawg Marlow - 40
          75. Brian Kelly - 39
          76. Mellowcheddar - 39 
          77. The Crafty Mofos - 38
          78. Ryan King - 38
          79. Charles Peckham - 38
          80. The Miami Diamond Roller Girls - 37
          81. Bikini Mafia - 37
          82. Anthony Lamitina - 37
          83. Ben "Duane" Osuna - 36
          84. Kelly - 36
          85. P'rry Drew - 36
          86. Kelly - 36
          87. Brandon Brewer - 36
          88. LRPARK - 35
          89. KyKy Vanderpump - 34
          90. C. A. Childers - 34
          91. Estudio Vitrina - 34
          92. Disfit86 - 33
          93. Michael Boggs - 33
          94. Nicholas Gniadek - 33
          95. Maximum Lame - 32
          96. Corwin Parker - 31
          97. Declan - 31
          98. TVNutboy - 30 
          99. Andrew Hintzen - 30
          100. Chelsea Bingiel - 30
          101. Eddie Bridges - 30
          102. Justin K Comer - 30
          103. Fenley - 29
          104. Fair Day Techno Parade - 29
          105. Maria and Anthony - 29
          106. Shaun McGrath - 28
          107. K. Kitkowski- 27
          108. CHAVEZ/D'ANGELO - 27
          109. Ryan Ubias - 27
          110. Dano mofuckin combs yo - 27
          111. Lauren Baumann - 27
          112. Asher Ernsberger & Andrew George - 26
          113. eafngot - 26
          114. The Brandy Brunch - 25
          115. Eric Windt - 25
          116. Myles Oppermann - 25
          117. Will Wagner - 25
          118. Nihilist - 25
          119. Jordan Martin - 25
          120. Hawaiian - 24
          121. Ed & Mak - 24
          122. 23 Wolves - 23
          123. Steve + Syd - 23
          124. Brooks Allison - 22
          125. Team Poodles - 21
          126. Chic-a-go-go - 21
          127. Caleb Darnell - 21
          128. Alan Weber - 21
          129. Joel Fennimore - 21
          130. Casey and Lita - 21
          131. Video Central + Chris - 20
          132. Team Cedrick - 20
          133. Frankie Barnes - 20
          134. TAG - 20
          135. Monica Daniels - 20
          136. Courtney Jones - 20
          137. Bruce Longo - 20
          138. Christopher DiNunzio - 19
          139. Role Playing Public Radio - 19
          140. The Mormons - 18
          141. Giddeon and Skibbles - 18
          142. Kevin Misiuda - 18
          143. Brady Daley - 18
          144. Madison Forbes - 17
          145. Andrew Hartman - 17
          146. Gurer Gundondu - 17
          147. Emi from DTV - 17
          148. South of Ridiculous - 16
          149. Rick Nordeen - 16
          150. Trevor Clifford - 16
          151. Troy Jones & Jeremy Clark - 16
          152. Sophia Tarabicos - 16
          153. Travis McQuarter - 15
          154. Keifer Dallison - 15
          155. Alex Biellawski - 15
          156. Derick Shular - 15
          157. Ostrom - 15
          158. CHW - 15
          159. Slea - 14
          160. Rachel McPadden - 14
          161. Team HEINTJE!!! - 14
          162. Don Jeremy - 14
          163. Dan - 14
          164. Peter Rinaldi - 14
          165. Ulyssess Canton - 14
          166. Trey Koger - 14
          167. T.J. & Allison - 13
          168. Daniel Spilatro - 13
          169. Mike d/TQR&R - 13
          170. Lexington Film League - 13
          171. John Phillips - 13 
          172. Ethan and Ashley Brehm - 13
          173. Chris "Grandpa Claws" Radey - 13
          174. Mike Duffield - 12 
          175. Greg Ochaba - 12
          176. Declan S. Keefe - 12
          177. The Cox Family - 12
          178. Da Bos - 12
          179. Jamie Hott - 12
          180. Steve Norris - 11
          181. MagWHYre we doing this? - 11
          182. Carson Story & Ross Wagenhofer - 11
          183. Travis McQuater - 11
          184. Hollyanne Byrd and Dan Gutierrez -11 
          185. Josh F. and Lauren L. - 11
          186. Mike and Kate - 11
          187. Ben and Connie Berg - 11
          188. Ronald Cates - 11
          189. Travis Plamp -11
          190. John Maruschak - 11
          191. Kevin Carlton - 10
          192. Nicholas Gniadek - 10
          193. Curtis Byrne - 10
          194. Brendan Larkin -10
          195. Judy Nanney - 10
          196. Cole Corey - 10
          197. TED - 10
          198. The Electric Bastards - 10 
          199. Cal Steele - 10
If you donated 10 or more Jerrys and you're not on the leader board, email us at everythingisterriblelive at gmail with your name and total donation!

JERRY ART HALL OF FAME