THE JERRY MAGUIRE PYRAMID




After collecting Jerry Maguire VHS tapes for 10 years, amassing over 25k, and building The Jerry Maguire Video Store; EIT!'s Jerry project is finally reaching the next level. We are in the early stages of planning The Jerry Maguire Pyramid, which is where all the Jerrys will live forever. It will be a permanent structure in the The Great American Desert. Help fund the construction by donating here. You can read about the project on The NYTimes, The Paris Review, CNN, and VICE. This joke is getting very real.



This is the stupidest incarnation of the American Dream and it must be realized. 
Learn more about the pyramid here. 


     Pyramid designs by Bureau Spectacular 

EIT! + Jerry Maguire = Our World's Only Hope

Here at EIT!, we have a special history with the Jerry Maguire. Since 2008, we've been finding and harboring wild packs of Jerrys in their native thrift store habitat with our patented Maguirewatches, and during that time, we've started a Jerry sanctuary to preserve these sacred artifacts of our once great civilization. Our goal is to collect every single living Jerry Maguire VHS tape and deliver them to their final resting place, a pyramid in the desert, but we need your help. If you or somebody you know has a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire that needs a loving home, please donate it to us now (via USPS media mail) at:

Everything is Terrible!
P.O. Box 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90050 USA

Don't let another orphaned Jerry sit forgotten in a cold, dark bargain bin. Send it home to a pyramid in the desert, where it belongs. Bless you.

CURRENT JERRY COUNT: 27,259


JERRY DONATION LEADER BOARD
          1. Alex McNeely - 1459
          2. Matt D. King - 672
          3. Totally Patty - 600
          4. The First Place Coolguys - 570
          5. Team Doom - 446
          6. Belcourt Theatre - 455
          7. Moose & Squirrel & Friends - 416
          8. Jeff Swanson - 359
          9. BloodyAdored - 324
          10. Mr. Mapother's Florida Home - 313
          11. Destination-a-Go-Go - 260
          12. Bron Sage & Friends - 245
          13. Nick Coers - 225
          14. Toby Keith Urban - 218
          15. Superbody - 215
          16. Philip Conroy - 208
          17. Brad and Phil - 200
          18. Travis & Trina- 181
          19. Shaun and Sarah - 161
          20. Caleb MakeLove - 160
          21. Sun-Ray Cinema - 159
          22. Tom Rombouts - 150
          23. Joseph William Simmons - 140
          24. Mika & James - 139
          25. Austin Karp - 139
          26. Kaylan Mitchell - 139
          27. Those Who Wander - 139
          28. Dennis Jenkins - 137
          29. Landon and Dinunzio Attorneys at Flaw - 136 
          30. Elizabeck Paredes - 135
          31. Pizazz! and Hags! - 134
          32. Track Attack! - 133
          33. Paula Guthat - 128
          34. Laura Keeney & Carson Pelo - 128
          35. qk - 125
          36. Jesse Thompson - 114
          37. Pam Christensen - 106
          38. Kate McNamee - 102
          39. Ted Trager - 102
          40. Tony Northside - 101
          41. Jon Monat - 100
          42. Becky & Kyle - 97
          43. George Bush's Yu-gi-oh! - 96
          44. JONATHAN WIDRO - 95
          45. Lesley and Scott - 91
          46. LOSERS↓ - 86
          47. Craig and Danny - 82
          48. Jerry Poppin' Daddies - 81
          49. Fashion Jerk - 76
          50. Ravenhallow - 75
          51. Jay Strode - 74
          52. Michael June - 71
          53. Brians Markey - 69
          54. Justin Klenk - 67
          55. Barbarian Rage Podcast - 66
          56. Reed Zephier - 64
          57. Xander - 63
          58. Philly AIDS Thrift - 62
          59. Kevin Taylor - 59
          60. Gus's Pizza - 58
          61. Eric - 57
          62. Frankie Crescioni - 57
          63. Jam Squad - 56
          64. Capt. Blo
          65. tto - 55
          66. Reid and Stephanie - 55
          67. Prosper Lost - 55
          68. Bret and Pete - 54
          69. The Permit Group - 53
          70. Doug in PA - 49
          71. Steve and Hannah - 47 
          72. Drunkle Phil & The Trash People - 46
          73. Veronica Trapani - 46
          74. Devon - 45
          75. Mark Lee - 45
          76. Johnny Barrett - 43
          77. Fair Day Techno Parade 43
          78. Emily Irwin - 43
          79. Kristie Garvin - 42
          80. Adam Trash - 42
          81. Jack Shaughnessy - 42
          82. Dhariq Juursqu/Tjaar Mescu - 40
          83. Wolf Dawg Marlow - 40
          84. Erin Korris - 40
          85. Brian Kelly - 39
          86. Charles Weaver - 39
          87. Mellowcheddar - 39 
          88. The Crafty Mofos - 38
          89. Ryan King - 38
          90. Charles Peckham - 38
          91. D - 38
          92. The Miami Diamond Roller Girls - 37
          93. Bikini Mafia - 37
          94. Anthony Lamitina - 37
          95. Carolyn - 37
          96. Ben "Duane" Osuna - 36
          97. Kelly - 36
          98. P'rry Drew - 36
          99. Kelly - 36
          100. Declan S. Keefe - 36
          101. Brandon Brewer - 36
          102. LRPARK - 35
          103. Tony Mills - 35
          104. KyKy Vanderpump - 34
          105. C. A. Childers - 34
          106. Estudio Vitrina - 34
          107. Disfit86 - 33
          108. Michael Boggs - 33
          109. Nicholas Gniadek - 33
          110. Maximum Lame - 32
          111. Rob - 32
          112. Nihilist - 31
          113. Corwin Parker - 31
          114. Declan - 31
          115. Thadeus Buttons - 30
          116. Trax N Wax - 30
          117. TVNutboy - 30 
          118. Andrew Hintzen - 30
          119. Chelsea Bingiel - 30
          120. Eddie Bridges - 30
          121. Justin K Comer - 30
          122. Fenley - 29
          123. Maria and Anthony - 29
          124. Shaun McGrath - 28
          125. K. Kitkowski- 27
          126. CHAVEZ/D'ANGELO - 27
          127. Ryan Ubias - 27
          128. Dano mofuckin combs yo - 27
          129. Lauren Baumann - 27
          130. Deal Metzget - 27
          131. Tim Getting - 27
          132. Adam Kaiser & Jane Guberud - 27
          133. Asher Ernsberger & Andrew George - 26
          134. eafngot - 26
          135. Richard Vitamanti - 26
          136. CHW - 26
          137. The Brandy Brunch - 25
          138. Eric Windt - 25
          139. Myles Oppermann - 25
          140. Will Wagner - 25
          141. Jordan Martin - 25
          142. Hawaiian - 24
          143. Ed & Mak - 24
          144. Gallo - 24
          145. Steph Sugar & Dan Gutierrez - 24
          146. Tall Bike Tommy - 24
          147. 23 Wolves - 23
          148. Steve + Syd - 23
          149. Brooks Allison - 22
          150. Team Poodles - 21
          151. Chic-a-go-go - 21
          152. Caleb Darnell - 21
          153. Alan Weber - 21
          154. Joel Fennimore - 21
          155. Casey and Lita - 21
          156. In Memory of Henry P Cat - 21
          157. Video Central + Chris - 20
          158. Team Cedrick - 20
          159. Frankie Barnes - 20
          160. TAG - 20
          161. Monica Daniels - 20
          162. Courtney Jones - 20
          163. Bruce Longo - 20
          164. Christopher DiNunzio - 19
          165. Role Playing Public Radio - 19
          166. The Mormons - 18
          167. Giddeon and Skibbles - 18
          168. Kevin Misiuda - 18
          169. Brady Daley - 18
          170. Madison Forbes - 17
          171. Elizabeth Halbrook - 17
          172. Andrew Hartman - 17
          173. Gurer Gundondu - 17
          174. Emi from DTV - 17
          175. Jamie Carpenter & Ross Payne - 17 
          176. Cory - 17
          177. South of Ridiculous - 16
          178. Rick Nordeen - 16
          179. Trevor Clifford - 16
          180. Troy Jones & Jeremy Clark - 16
          181. Sophia Tarabicos - 16
          182. Erica Jennings - 15
          183. Travis McQuarter - 15
          184. Keifer Dallison - 15
          185. Alex Biellawski - 15
          186. Derick Shular - 15
          187. Ostrom - 15
          188. Counting Stars LLC - 15
          189. Slea - 14
          190. Adam Morgan - 14
          191. Rachel McPadden - 14
          192. Team HEINTJE!!! - 14
          193. Don Jeremy - 14
          194. Dan - 14
          195. Peter Rinaldi - 14
          196. Ulyssess Canton - 14
          197. Trey Koger - 14
          198. T.J. & Allison - 13
          199. Daniel Spilatro - 13
          200. Mike d/TQR&R - 13
          201. Lexington Film League - 13
          202. John Phillips - 13 
          203. Ethan and Ashley Brehm - 13
          204. James Patrick Thomas - 13
          205. Chris "Grandpa Claws" Radey - 13
          206. Sarah Evans - 13
          207. Mike Duffield - 12 
          208. Greg Ochaba - 12
          209. The Cox Family - 12
          210. Da Bos - 12
          211. Jamie Hott - 12
          212. Gus Tyson - 12
          213. Steve Norris - 11
          214. Kevin Best - 11
          215. MagWHYre we doing this? - 11
          216. Carson Story & Ross Wagenhofer - 11
          217. Travis McQuater - 11
          218. Josh F. and Lauren L. - 11
          219. Mike and Kate - 11
          220. Ben and Connie Berg - 11
          221. Ronald Cates - 11
          222. Travis Plamp -11
          223. John Maruschak - 11
          224. The Where's Jim Band - 11
          225. Christopher Schultz - 10
          226. Kevin Carlton - 10
          227. Nicholas Gniadek - 10
          228. Curtis Byrne - 10
          229. Brendan Larkin -10
          230. Judy Nanney - 10
          231. Cole Corey - 10
          232. TED - 10
          233. The Electric Bastards - 10 
          234. Cal Steele - 10
          235. Linda Ackerman - 10
          236. David "Anarchy" Chang - 10
If you donated 10 or more Jerrys and you're not on the leader board, email us at everythingisterriblelive at gmail with your name and total donation!

JERRY ART HALL OF FAME