MAGUIRE WATCH!

Photo by Jim Newberry

Here at EIT!, we have a special history with the Jerry Maguire. Since 2008, we've been finding and harboring wild packs of Jerrys in their native thrift store habitat with our patented Maguirewatches, and during that time, we've started a Jerry sanctuary to preserve these sacred artifacts of our great civilization. Our goal is to collect every single living Jerry Maguire VHS tape and deliver them to their final resting place, a pyramid in the desert, but we need your help. If you or somebody you know has a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire that needs a loving home, please donate it to us now (via USPS media mail) at:

Everything is Terrible!
P.O. Box 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90050 USA

Don't let another orphaned Jerry sit forgotten in a cold, dark bargain bin. Send it home to Everything Is Terrible!, where it belongs. Bless you.



CURRENT JERRY COUNT: 12,353!


JERRY DONATION LEADER BOARD
          1. Alex McNeely - 1343
          2. The First Place Coolguys - 570
          3. Matt D. King - 435
          4. Team Doom - 400
          5. Totally Patty - 315
          6. Destination-a-Go-Go - 260
          7. Moose & Squirrel & Friends - 216
          8. BloodyAdored - 188
          9. Travis & Trina- 181
          10. Toby Keith Urban - 181
          11. Caleb MakeLove - 160
          12. Sun-Ray Cinema - 159
          13. Belcourt Theatre - 155
          14. Tom Rombouts - 150
          15. Austin Karp - 139
          16. Kaylan Mitchell - 139
          17. Superbody - 135
          18. Pizazz! and Hags! - 134
          19. Track Attack! - 133
          20. qk - 125
          21. Tony Northside - 101
          22. Jon Monat - 100
          23. Philip Conroy - 98
          24. Jesse Thompson - 98
          25. Becky & Kyle - 97
          26. JONATHAN WIDRO - 95
          27. Fashion Jerk - 76
          28. Ravenhallow - 75
          29. Lesley and Scott - 74
          30. Michael June - 71
          31. Brians Markey - 69
          32. Pam Christensen - 67
          33. Barbarian Rage Podcast - 66
          34. Xander - 63
          35. Philly AIDS Thrift - 59
          36. Gus's Pizza - 58
          37. Jam Squad - 56
          38. Frankie Crescioni - 56
          39. Reid and Stephanie - 55
          40. Bret and Pete - 54
          41. Elizabeck Paredes - 50
          42. Ted Trager - 50
          43. Kristie Garvin - 42
          44. Dhariq Juursqu/Tjaar Mescu - 40
          45. Wolf Dawg Marlow - 40
          46. Brian Kelly - 39
          47. Mellowcheddar - 39 
          48. The Crafty Mofos - 38
          49. The Miami Diamond Roller Girls - 37
          50. Bikini Mafia - 37
          51. Ben "Duane" Osuna - 36
          52. P'rry Drew - 36
          53. KyKy Vanderpump - 34
          54. Disfit86 - 33
          55. Michael Boggs - 33
          56. Maximum Lame - 32
          57. TVNutboy - 30 
          58. Andrew Hintzen - 30
          59. Chelsea Bingiel - 30
          60. Shaun McGrath - 28
          61. K. Kitkowski- 27
          62. CHAVEZ/D'ANGELO
          63. Asher Ernsberger & Andrew George - 26
          64. The Brandy Brunch - 25
          65. Eric Windt - 25
          66. Myles Oppermann - 25
          67. Hawaiian - 24
          68. 23 Wolves - 23
          69. Team Poodles - 21
          70. Chic-a-go-go - 21
          71. Caleb Darnell - 21
          72. Video Central + Chris - 20
          73. Team Cedrick - 20
          74. Those Who Wander - 19
          75. The Mormons - 18
          76. Giddeon and Skibbles - 18
          77. Kevin Misiuda - 18
          78. Eddie Bridges - 18
          79. Madison Forbes - 17
          80. Andrew Hartman - 17
          81. Capt. Blotto - 17
          82. Gurer Gundondu - 17
          83. Brooks Allison - 16
          84. South of Ridiculous - 16
          85. Rick Nordeen - 16
          86. Trevor Clifford - 16
          87. Travis McQuarter
          88. Slea - 14
          89. Rachel McPadden - 14
          90. Team HEINTJE!!! - 14
          91. Don Jeremy - 14
          92. T.J. & Allison - 13
          93. Daniel Spilatro - 13
          94. Mike d/TQR&R - 13
          95. Dano mo fuckin combs yo the massholian - 13
          96. Mike Duffield - 12 
          97. Greg Ochaba - 12
          98. Declan S. Keefe - 12
          99. Eddie Bridges - 12
          100. Steve Norris - 11
          101. MagWHYre we doing this? - 11
          102. Carson Story & Ross Wagenhofer - 11
          103. Travis McQuater - 11
          104. Hollyanne Byrd and Dan Gutierrez -11 
          105. Kevin Carlton - 10
          106. Nicholas Gniadek - 10
If you donated 10 or more Jerrys and you're not on the leader board, email us at everythingisterriblelive at gmail with your name and total donation!

JERRY ART HALL OF FAME