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THE BEST OF GHOUL SKOOL!

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THE UNLUCKY DOGCATCHER

AMERICAN NONSENSE!

BEST OF 2016: TRACK ATTACK!

TAKE A DANCE BREAK!

EVERYBODY SINGING!

Courtesy of Track Attack!

DUANE PATCHES!

Yo Duane heads! The Alex Pardee designed DUANE patches are finally in! Visit our store (or grab a handful at one of our upcoming, not yet announced, East Coast/Midwest live shows): http://goo.gl/z2PtRE

JEFF & TOMMY PERFORM HUMDINGER!

Classic 1996 Jeff and Tommy. Classic 1996 Sich Mang.

SHOW US YOUR JERRYS!

"Listen Everybody, Part 1" by Hugs'n'Kisses from Casualties of Happiness

DUANEGEIST

It's time to wake up.

It's time to ignore the history They want you to believe and realize that Duane is alive, and we WILL find him.

RESIST INTERNET CENSORSHIP!

THE BEST THING(s) EVER

Big day for us at EiT! If it wasn't enough we're having a huge holiday sale where everything is $5 off (plus you get a choice of a free rare DVD!)- then prepare to have your fancy found footage face flown off. WE FINALLY MADE DUANE SHIRTS! And they are designed by the amazingly talented Alex Pardee of Zero Friends!

Still not enough?! Wait, please just keep reading right past this sentence! Here's our tour dates for ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR 2012. Not only will it be all new movie with 99% unseen doggie madness, but a brand new live show that will put Cirque du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion to shame! And yes, loyal followers- we be goin' to Wichita AND Spokane! We are so pumped to lick all of you! Chicago, you gotta buy your tickets now or else someone else will!

For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF!

EIT: THE UNTOLD STORY

Learn the truth behind The Truth! (And like all shocking exposes, it is briefly NSFMW.)

THE REPTILIAN AGENDA UNVEILED!

Reptile police officers! Songs about Rainbows! Black Duane! Dino's for Jesus! This show has it all!

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF "RAPPIN'" PART 2

Your lowly Intern-thing is feeling a bit under the weather today, so I've decided to post the courtroom scene from Rappin'. Closing arguments, obviously.

DUANE & HAMMER- GROOVIN'

This is big, you guys! Presenting, rare, never before-seen-footage from behind the scenes of the Duane / Hammer musical collaboration, "Groovin'":



The video itself was shot into space, in hopes of finding an alien race with the brain power to understand this mighty juggernaut of awesome.

THE BALLAD OF GARRET QUILLIN!

This video has everything! Rap, rap, rap, Hanna Barbera characters talking jive, age-blind marriage, and the 2nd koolest kid in the universe! I'll admit Garret 'Straight Chillin' Quillin is no Duane, but dammit he is one kool lil' poochie!

THE RETURN OF CHRISTMAS

SEXUAL ASSAULT: MUNCHIE STYLE!

And in case you were wondering what ever happened to internet...

BEHOLD THE ONE TRUE SPACE BROTHER

TEXAS-SIZE WORKOUT!

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER...

Come in costume, and we will treat you like royalty.

DUANES GET IN FREE!!!

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL, MY NINJAS!

Promise you won't throw rocks and feces at us and we'll promise not to take our tops off. Deal?

LET'S END CYBERBULLYING!

We have a lot of laughs here (allegedly), but it can be easy to forget that these are all real people with real emotions. For that, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Hopefully this guilt trip will show you the error of your ways.



Thanks again to Jim Lauwers for the tape!

AUSTIN! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 7PM AT THE ALAMO RITZ! GET YER TICKETS!

2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY3!

Sorry for the late post everybody, we fell into a k-hole and woke up in bed at an improv theater in Manhattan. Yikes!

It's the third week of our Quest for the Magick Crystal and things are getting weird. We started the week in Cleveland and Pittsburgh, then it was off to our nation's capital, where we had an awesome time with the folks from BrightestYoungThings!

But our trip to DC was not all pizza and skateboards, because we lost our beloved roadie Duane to politics!



But it was ok, because after an excellent time in Winchester, Va the bright lights of New York were calling us! We had an excellent show at Public Assembly in Williamsburg, where Greg Barris forgave all our sins and Mother of Three laid down some crunchy grooves for our occult ritual!







Thanks a million to everyone at the Capitol Theater in Cleveland, SouthSide Works in Pittsburgh,Solly's U Street Tavern in DC, Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester, Public Assembly, Piano's and the Magnet Theater in NYC!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE NEW UPTOWN THEATRE IN UTICA, NY!

HOLY SHIT!

UPDATE! DISCLAIMER: EIT doesn't support any political party or platform. We only have a picture of Ron Paul because he supplements his income by posing for pictures with traveling shows (it's a tough economy). Seriously, relax, everybody. This is all Bush's fault, or Obama's fault, or most likely, the reptilian humanoids' fault.

2EVERYTHING2TOUR DIARY 2!

The second week of the Search for the Magick Crystal has been awesome! We had great audiences in Columbus, OH, got treated like rock stars in Toronto, ON, and we had a sold-out show at the Burton Theater in Detroit!

We here at EIT! have been longtime connoisseurs of juggalo culture, and we wanted to do something extra special for our juggalos and juggalettes in the birthplace of juggalism. Luckily who did we find hitchhiking along I-94 but....JUGGALO DUANE!



So our new friends at the Burton helped us distribute the Nectar of the Juggalo Gods, Faygo, for a toast to Juggalo Duane!







Next we had an amazing evening where we packed the Yellow Barn in Ann Arbor! Big thanks to everyone who stuck it out despite the lack of air conditioning!!!

A special thanks to all the awesome people at Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse, the Drake Hotel, the Burton, and Hott Lava in Ann Arbor for making the Terrible happen!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT AT THE CAPITOL THEATRE IN CLEVELAND! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

PARTY NERDS!

NSFW, if your boss is a crusty old dean out to ruin the big 5-year reunion.

CIRCLE JERKIN'!

Boy, this "EIT After Dark" week sure has been a sausage fest, eh ladies? What this blog needs is a good old-fashioned womyn's circle jerk jamboree!

(Oh, and if the multiple "circle jerk" references didn't tip you off, this video is epically NSFMW. You have been officially warned.)



Phew, I feel much better. Talk about honoring the goddess within!

FIRST THE WWW, THEN YOUR MIND, THEN THE WORLD!!!

GHOUL SKOOL IS DEAD

These are the ones I liked!









I cannot be blamed for this...



And let's not forget the one that Duane'd us all...

THESE DELICIOUS DOORBUSTER DEALS WON'T LAST LONG!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 1: THE INTRO!

This is just part uno of EIT's world famous 'Holiday Special.' Wanna see more? Then get ready folks, because we're offering a FREE Holiday Special DVD to the next 100 people who order EIT:The Movie!!! Do you understand what's happening?!

$15 DVDS ($17 OUTSIDE US/CANADA) THROUGH JANUARY PLUS A FREE HOLIDAY MIX FOR THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS!!!!



Oh yes, and we are FINALLY getting our new shipment of DVD's this week, so we will be shipping back orders SOON. We really are very sorry.

EIT WANTS THAT GUMMY!

A few weeks ago, we found out our video, Stranger Danger, was nominated for a Gummy Award by the good people at Stereogum and Videogum. While we didn't start EIT to win awards (we did it for the money), we are going to do everything we can to win. So here's a classy, prestige trailer that should win over any undecideds that have yet to vote for us multiple times.



Now that you've seen how amazing our video is, let's talk about how awful the other nominees are. Just look at the FACTS!

Kittens Inspired By Kittens - A cute little girl AND kittens? This is such obvious Gummy bait.
Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial - We all know ICP is going to win all the music categories anyway, so let's spread the wealth, motherfackoos.
Best Guy Ever, Singing & Smoking In The Shower - Sure, this guy SAYS he's drunk, but where's the proof?
Pumpkin Head Dance - Wake up, America! The local news is just using Pumpkin Head Dances to lure you into watching human interest stories about lifestyle coaches.
The Breakfast Song - If there is no breakfast in heaven, then heaven does not exist.
Bangs: Take U 2 Da Movies - Bangs CLAIMS he wants to take U 2 da movies, but has anyone ACTUALLY been taken 2 da movies by Bangs? No.
Between Two Ferns With Charlize Theron - Being an Oscar winner isn't enough for you, Charlize Theron? Don't let these Hollywood celebrities come into our internet and steal our hard-blogged awards.
Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend - This video completely glosses over how dangerous it is to use your lover as a vehicle in high speed chases. Also, kids, I know they are really popular now but you should really think about how your baby face crotch laser is going to look when you're sixty.
JK Wedding Dance - FAKE! Totally fake.
California Woman At Assembly - This video is from 2008 which was months ago. It is completely out of touch with the internet of today.
Cleveland Tourism Video - What this tourism video fails to tell you is the REAL reason they want you to visit: so they can burglarize your home while you are in Cleveland.
Keyboard Cat - Keyboard "Cat" is REALLY a dog...and he's a racist!
Business Card Guy Teaches Us How To Pack - 20 MINUTES LONG!?! Nice try, grandpa.
Costume Shop Lady Hijacks Local News Interview - Do you really want to give an internet award to a DERANGED CRIMINAL charged with cyberstalking? That's Stranger Danger 101, people.
Microsoft Songsmith Commercial - It might seem like fun to ironically give an award to Microsoft and tell them how "cool" their "viral" video was, but deep down Microsoft will know you're making fun of it. It's not funny; it's just mean.
The Shake Weight - I don't get this one.
Winkers - This video has absolutely nothing to offer the flat-assed voting demographic.
Kids Play Folsom Prison Blues The Darndest Things - Rewarding this little girl is just going to push her parents to teach her harder country songs about more violent murders.
Keenan, The Lip-Sync Kid - This kid is ACTUALLY singing. FAKE!

As you can see from this list of character assassinations, Stranger Danger is clearly the most qualified and deserving nominee. If you are still not convinced, read all of this again and remember, there is only one nominated video that actively prevents alien child molestation. You don't want to ENCOURAGE alien child molestation, do you?

Go here to make the right choice for Stranger Danger. While you're there, feel free to put us down for Best Movie and Best New Act, too, what the hell. Voting ends Wednesday at 6PM EST. It's down to the wire so we need everybody to vote, change computers, shave your beard into a mustache, and then vote again. LET'S SAVE THOSE KIDS!

LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL...

Over the last year, we've been contacted by hundreds of supposed Duanes! and we are fed up with it all. We want Duane! and we want Duane! now! This Friday, at the Music Box Theatre at 10:30 PM, could the real Duane please step forward? If you do not, I cannot say what Ghoul Skool will do...



(Duane, you should probably buy your ticket pre-sale, so you can get a seat)

GOODNIGHT, SWEET CREEPS...

Maybe it's just my love of making montages, but until we get our videos re-uploaded, I like to think of these clips as dead. ALL OLD VIDEOS WILL BE BACK SOON!

BLAME 9/11 ON THE MACARENA

I'm not trying to be a dick, but I find it super gross that a percentage of men must find Charo hot. Otherwise she wouldn't have a career, right? According to Wikipedia, she was paid the same salaries Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra when performing in Vegas- which confuses me even more. I wanna say it's cause she has some sort of weird, grown-up sexuality to her, but then I throw up in my mouth a little and think of men who must have been turned on by this.



I also like that they used a Macarena knock-off track during the whole video. Nice job, team.

DUANE RULES, OTHERS DROOL

Duane is my dawg...