2-MINUTE CROSSFIRE!

3 MINUTE EXPRESS 2 TERROR!

Hey kooky LA/NYC liberals! You want to make your pipe dream of rail travel a reality in this country? Well, it'll cost you...

MIAMI CONNECTION IN NYC

Hey New Yorkers! We're co-presenting MIAMI CONNECTION! July 7th at the New York Asian Film Festival at Walter Reade Theater (165 West 65th Street, New York, NY - (212) 875-5600) at 11:15pm and obviously: FUCKING YK KIM IN PERSON!

2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY3!

Sorry for the late post everybody, we fell into a k-hole and woke up in bed at an improv theater in Manhattan. Yikes!

It's the third week of our Quest for the Magick Crystal and things are getting weird. We started the week in Cleveland and Pittsburgh, then it was off to our nation's capital, where we had an awesome time with the folks from BrightestYoungThings!

But our trip to DC was not all pizza and skateboards, because we lost our beloved roadie Duane to politics!



But it was ok, because after an excellent time in Winchester, Va the bright lights of New York were calling us! We had an excellent show at Public Assembly in Williamsburg, where Greg Barris forgave all our sins and Mother of Three laid down some crunchy grooves for our occult ritual!







Thanks a million to everyone at the Capitol Theater in Cleveland, SouthSide Works in Pittsburgh,Solly's U Street Tavern in DC, Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester, Public Assembly, Piano's and the Magnet Theater in NYC!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE NEW UPTOWN THEATRE IN UTICA, NY!

HOLY SHIT!

UPDATE! DISCLAIMER: EIT doesn't support any political party or platform. We only have a picture of Ron Paul because he supplements his income by posing for pictures with traveling shows (it's a tough economy). Seriously, relax, everybody. This is all Bush's fault, or Obama's fault, or most likely, the reptilian humanoids' fault.

HAVE WE MENTIONED WE WILL BE IN NYC THIS WEEKEND?

THE TIME HAS COME...

*Video courtesy of Chicago David!

October 24 @ 10 pm
CMJ's L'asso Pizza Party!
Collective Hardware (169 Bowery Ave.)
The RSVP is now closed. HOWEVER, you can still get in if you come early. CMJ badgeholders/RSVPers get in first but they will let non-badgeholders in.
Make sure you come early and catch Greg Barris' The Heart of Darkness @ 8PM!

AND!

October 25 @ 6:30 pm
Magnet Theater (254 W. 29th St.)
MAKE RESERVATIONS!!! CALL: 212-244-8824
More info here!

If you can't make it out to the shows, The DVD is back in stock at Blue Door Video, 87 1st Ave, in Manhattan for the low price of $15.

EIT! IS COMING TO NEW YORK!!!

Here is a taste of our show last Friday at the Music Box! Thanks Chicago!

New York City, you're next!

October 24 @ 10 pm
CMJ's L'asso Pizza Party!
Collective Hardware (169 Bowery Ave.)
RSVP here!
Make sure you come early and catch Greg Barris' The Heart of Darkness @ 8PM, without him we would not have had this show!

AND!

October 25 @ 6:30 pm
Magnet Theater (254 W. 29th St.)
MAKE RESERVATIONS!!! CALL: 212-244-8824
More info here!
Posters by Dimitri Simakis & Dimitri Drjuchin

DOMINATRIX WORKOUT!

THE RADICAL ASPHALT CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY

These sweet blade dudes and radical blade ladies are sent from the neonest decade of them all to show us that rollerblades are, after all, totally sweet.

DRACULA IN HARLEM

From Love At First Bite (1979), starring George Hamilton as Dracula!

JASON V. VARSITY BOXING CHAMPION

From Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.