Thursday, October 21, 2021

DUANE'S THEME: NOW ON VINYL!

 

WE FOUND DUANE!! Just kidding, we didn’t find Duane – and we never will! – but we found the song and we pressed it up on this strange, see-through, floppy blue material that you can play on a record player! Annnnnnd we added a remix by Sich Mang called “Duane The Lizard!” AND HERE IT IS!!!  While it LOOKS like a record (kind of) – and it SOUNDS like a record (kind of) – it’s actually a FLEXI-DISC!! Flexi-discs were invented by a somebody or other, a really really really long time ago, and they’ve been popular and well-played ever since! In short, it’s a phonograph record made of a thin, flexible vinyl sheet with a molded-in spiral stylus groove, designed to be playable on a normal phonograph turntable! You can buy the mp3 of “Duane’s Theme” but that’ll cost you $69.00 – not kidding! So why not grab the flexible “sound sheet” for much, much less – free download included! The covers are a two-color risograph print – another product of an anachronistic invention! Crush that link!

https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/album/duanes-theme

Monday, October 18, 2021

EIT KIDZ KLUB TOUR! TIX ON SALE NOW!


2/3 - Los Angeles CA (BUY TIX)


2/5 - San Diego CA (BUY TIX)


2/6 - Phoenix AZ (BUY TIX)


2/7 - Albuquerque NM (BUY TIX)


2/8 - Denver CO (7PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)


2/10 - Kansas City MO (BUY TIX)


2/11 - Fayetteville AR (BUY TIX)


2/12 - Dallas TX (BUY TIX)


2/13 - Austin TX (BUY TIX)


2/14 - San Antonio TX (BUY TIX)


2/15 - Houston TX (BUY TIX)


2/16 - New Orleans LA (BUY TIX)


2/17 - Birmingham AL (BUY TIX)


2/18 - Jacksonville FL (BUY TIX)


2/19 - Orlando FL (BUY TIX)


2/20 - Atlanta GA (BUY TIX)


2/21 - Nashville TN (TBD)


2/22 - Durham NC (BUY TIX)


2/23 - Richmond VA (BUY TIX)


2/24 - Washington DC (BUY TIX)


2/25 - Philadelphia PA (BUY TIX)


2/26 - Brooklyn NY (7:30PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)


2/27 - Portsmouth NH (BUY TIX)


2/28 - Boston MA (BUY TIX)


3/1 - Portland ME (BUY TIX)


3/2 - Montreal QC (BUY TIX)


3/3 - Toronto ON (BUY TIX)


3/4 - Pittsburgh PA (BUY TIX)


3/5 - Detroit MI (BUY TIX)


3/6 - Cleveland OH (BUY TIX)


3/8 - Columbus OH (BUY TIX)


3/9 - Bloomington IN (BUY TIX)


3/10 - Louisville KY (BUY TIX)


3/11 - St Louis MO (BUY TIX)


3/12 - Iowa City IA (BUY TIX)


3/13 - Chicago IL (BUY TIX)


3/14 - Milwaukee WI (BUY TIX)


3/15 - St Paul MN (BUY TIX)


3/16 - Fargo ND (BUY TIX)


3/18 - Missoula MT (BUY TIX)


3/19 - Spokane WA (BUY TIX)


3/20 - Vancouver BC (BUY TIX)


3/21 - Seattle WA (BUY TIX)


3/22 - Portland OR (BUY TIX)


3/23 - Eugene, OR (BUY TIX)


3/24 - Sacramento CA (BUY TIX)


3/25 - Reno NV (BUY TIX)


3/26 - Oakland CA (BUY TIX)



PANCAKE APE!

Wednesday, October 06, 2021