THIS PREACHER THINKS CHRISTIANS SUCK!

MIKEY JR CHILD GOD

DISHONOR THY PARENTS

MY YIDDISH WORKOUT

THE GODS OF NONSENSE

IDIOT ANIMALS LOVE GOD!

RUIN THE WORLD MISSION DUDESTERS!

THE STORY OF CHANUKAH!

MIRACLE WATER!

BEST OF 2016: DEEPER UNDERSTANDING

STOP STEALING FROM BABY JESUS!

HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE

God is looking for geeks, nerds, jocks, and future Vogue models of America!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MEET MISS MABEL!

Miss Mabel is recruiting kids to spread the good news of Jesus, the Christ!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SHARING GOD: CHRISTIAN IMPROV 4 KIDS!

Jesus: He's kinda dead!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

PSALTY'S HIDE-N-SEEK

HE'S KING, YA DUMMY

THE GRIMY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST (NSFW!)

Brought to you courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

KIRK CAMERON: HOW TO WITNESS TO SOMEONE WHO IS GAY

Kirk Cameron teaches you how to talk to a gay.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

HARRY POTTER IS THE ANTICHRIST

ROBERT G. LEE, CHRISTIAN COMEDIAN

Coming soon to a church near YOU!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

2 MINUTE MOVIE: THE PRETENDER

If you come to Jesus, you come all the way!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

QUESTIONS OF A DUMMY

Buy ur tickets now for EIT! Live! in Boston on 5/20 at Brattle Theatre!

IT'S COOL TO CONVERT!

Starring Randall Flagg and accused child molester Fr. Ken Roberts!


Thanks to Rem Lezar for the tape!

JESUS THINKS YOU'RE FAT

HEAVEN'S HEROES

Part 3 in a series by Dante Fontana. This follows THE LORD, PUPPETS & ME and FACE IN THE MIRROR!

GOTTA CONVERT 'EM ALL!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN

Merry Chanukah from Everything is Terrible!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tickets are on sale now for our 12/6 Austin Holiday show!

BUT ARE YOUR DATUMS STABLE?

I want every line of this video written in golden frosting on a thousand birthday cakes...


Stable Datums by everythingisterrible

EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE: THE DOCUMENTARY

Football: the anti-porn. Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE: THE MOVIE

Every young man's battle... against pornography! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

JERRY-NETICS!

MANKIND'S GREATEST FRIEND

BULLET CATCHER

Too bad there's not more western shoot-outs with Jesus in the Bible :/

Maybe when we all get to heaven God will give us the lost Gospel of Sergio Corbucci & instead of a book it'll be an Italian western on a beautiful, perfectly clean 70mm print

THE MOST DEPRESSING VIDEO EVER!!!

Since the gang keeps voting down my theme week pitch for Yonder's Bummers Week, I decided to just use my video for Religion Week instead.

COWBOYZ 4 CHRIST!

THE LORD WORKS IN SQUIRRELY WAYS

GOOP of the GODS V

Our sisters in sin over at GOOP of the GODS have just released their latest and greatest GOOP! This time they explore immaculate conception, and my Goop, is it Goopy. Please, for your own sake, do watch this video in HD 1080P.



Be sure to like them on Facebook.com.

ON THE 8TH DAY, GOD CREATED CRAZY LADIES!

Hoo brother!

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

AWESOME KNOWLEDGE

*BONUS BOREDOM*
What's that? You're still not even that bored and you need your day to go even slower?
Question all meaning and the value of time as you stare into a sea of infinite vagueness. I'm really not sure at all, but I think Maharaji is either trying to 1)start a cult or 2)help people set up their internet for the first time.

THE RISE & FALL OF GOD PART 2

THE RISE & FALL OF GOD PART 1

EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

Kill Crazy edition.

Thanks to WrongMan for the music consultation!

And now, an excerpt from the 2011 feature length film, The President Goes To Heaven !:

GOOP of the GODS IV!

 

OBEY!

TGIF!

A GROOVY METAPHOR FOR NONSENSE

From the movie "Logashu"



Special thanks to Odd Obsession. Tickets are on sale now for EIT! in San Francisco! 2/17/12!

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

FAMILY UNIT

I am proud to have worked with our good friend and my favorite filmmaker Blackmagic Rollercoaster on this film about a man, his son, and a beautiful robot. I hope you dig it.

VACUUM UP EVERY SINGLE BINGLE JEW

For those of you who said we only show Christian crap, here's some Jewish junk. A cash prize still awaits the first person who can send us a Muslim kids VHS!



OH! And September is MONDO KIDDO! at Cinefamily! Every Saturday night we are co-hosting an amazing lineup of fucked-up kids' movies, and really, really want you to come! To kick things off we are playing THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE!!! This Saturday at 10!!! With a bunch of the cast in person!

P.S. Kel Mitchell is coming to the Good Burger screening on Sunday! DUDE!

LELONDIAN DOOMSDAY!

HAPPY INTERPLANETARY CONFEDERATION DAY! CELEBRATE!

It's October 15th! Put on your UFO rainbow sashes and march around your driveway!

IT'S UNARIAN WEEK!

In honor of the upcoming Interplanetary Confederation Day on October 15 and the imminent arrival of the space brothers, this week we will be raising our consciousness and celebrating all things Unarius. See ya on the mothership!





A big, big thanks to John Boles (who sent in 5 Unarian tapes!) for making this week possible.

SO MANY THINGS TO FREAK OUT ABOUT!

Seriously folks... EVERYTHING is terrible(!)

• Satan,
• Mormons,
• Jehovas Witnesses,
• Satans Witnesses,
• New Agers...

THE PROP COMIC PREACHER

I don't get what I'm doing wrong. I'm literally covered in covenant blood and I feel nothing...

THE ARRIVAL

Your ancestors sold out to intergalactic scammers and now cosmic hipppies have come to raise your consciousness. Pretty standard stuff for evolving into a spiritual energy being of pure love oscillation...



Much, much more Unarius stuff coming soon!

ORLANDO! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT WILL'S PUB! GET YER TICKETS!

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

I sincerely hope this helps answer some questions.



The Quest for the Magick Krystal continues tonight at Zanzabar in Louisville, KY! Get tickets now!

JEHOVAH PARK!

The Jurassic Park theme really does make everything sound more exciting.

Great job, Chuck T of Minneapolis! You are TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT! MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE IN '95!

YO, JESUS!

JESUS HATES KLINGONS!

Here's a nice send off into the weekend, please enjoy the greatest Christian Sci-fi story ever told.

HUMMING FOR GOD

There's so much goofy shit in this video that I suspect it might have been made ironically. Whatever, let's all discuss it over an order of Jack Daniels ribs at TGIFridays. Are those things even still around?

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE FUTURE

No seriously, this should be all you need to know about the future, it's a complete guide. These two knuckleheads can't wait for everything to be terrible so they can be on the first UFO to heaven.

DINNER WITH THE ABORTIONISTS!

Thanks to Chicago David for this one.

JOKES FOR JESUS!

LOOK WHAT GOD MADE!

Why did we stop all the blood sacrificing?

ROCK MUSIC AND THE OCCULT

Twisted logic at its finest. Michael J. Fox is the Prince of Darkness! Who knew?

MY MAGICAL SELF IS ELVIN

Lest you Christians out there in Terribleland think we unfairly target your religion, don't worry. Your adversaries are nuts too:



...Actually, that Satanist lady kinda rules.

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS

Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.



Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.

HANUKKAH PARTIES!

Jews are the new Christians.