Showing posts with label white people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label white people. Show all posts

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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

SUMMER RERUN WEEK: GETTIN' SOME!

When summer comes around and the weather gets hot, I know all you young'uns out there start having naughty thoughts about smashing your no-no zones together. This video will help you figure it all out:



And I think we all know what comes next...







Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

TELEPHONE RAPPIN!

This culture jam was made by Yonder Viddles before his vacation. Keep on truckin,' Yonder! Honk! Honk!

Monday, April 04, 2011

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: RICH JUZWIAK!

Exciting news in Terribleland! We've invited several people whose work we admire to join the EIT! family as guest bloggers. We'll reveal the full details once all the contracts are signed and the Jerrys exchanged, but in the meantime, let's get started!

First up is renowned supercutist and gifmaster Rich Juzwiak from FourFour. If you are not familiar with the name, you most likely have seen his videos which include I'm Not Here to Make Friends, Mirror Scares, Country Hip Hop Dancing, Bella Dancerella, and the Marky Mark Workout among many, many more.

Today, Rich brings us the divine wackness of DC Talk! (Go here to read Rich's full writeup.)

Thursday, October 07, 2010

FUNKY FREESTYLE!



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the tape!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

MORE NEW AGE ATROCITIES!

We've warned you here, and here before people! Maybe these two chuckleheads can get you to wake up... the New Age Movement is organized and it is (slowly) ruining us all!



Albuquerque! Come see us tonight (August 19th) at the Guild Cinema @ 9:15PM SHARP! It's gonna knock yer dicks off!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

MORE JOKES FOR JESUS!

I'm not done with this tape by a long shot. More to come...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE FUTURE

No seriously, this should be all you need to know about the future, it's a complete guide. These two knuckleheads can't wait for everything to be terrible so they can be on the first UFO to heaven.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

WHITE PEOPLE, HAVING FUN

Who needs the 'comedy' part of a comedy tape when all you really need is the audience reactions?

While in the process of making this I met up with found footage junkie/Cinefile employee who I will call Bret (because that is his name). We were discussing various projects, and he mentioned he had already done exactly what I was trying to do- only more involved and set to a fantastic music video. So check it out, cause it rules! Also, if you live in or around the LA area you simply must visit Cinefile. It is the opinion of this ghoul that it's simply the greatest video store that ever existed.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

THE HISTORY OF MATH RAP

Multiplication 'aint nuthin' to fuck with.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

LET'S RAP FIRE SAFETY

Get your lean on, kids. Smoke rises.

Monday, May 04, 2009

I DO, I GUESS...

The perfect wedding is a delightful souffle of denial, ego, and daddy issues. Ladies, if you do not daydream about this exact scenario something is wrong with you.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

EIT VS. TVC PART III

If there's one thing TV Carnage taught me, it's the power of subtlety. Today I humbly present these two quiet storms...



Tuesday, April 14, 2009

EIT VS. TVC PART II

"The men turned away and went toward Branson, but Abraham remained standing before the LORD."

Monday, March 02, 2009

FEMINISM BY WHIRLPOOL

Jesus Christ, Carol. Voting? What are you, some kind of invert?


Family means never saying anything unpleasant.


Be sure to visit the Prelinger Archives online for lots more mental hygiene goodness. It's in the public domain!

Monday, February 02, 2009

Monday, January 12, 2009

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WHITEWASHING!

Finally all your favorite Motown songs performed by white people!

Friday, September 05, 2008

JESUS USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE

See this now before Sonseed blows up and hogs the covers of every issue of Spin, NME, and Mojo for the next year...

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THERE IS NO GOD.



Audio Adrenaline - PDA

VIDEO KARAOKE!

I love watching white people make white people look stupid. And in this case I love it even more because somewhere there are white people watching these white people look stupid who look even more stupid than the white people in this video, who look stupid.




*From the collection of Yonder Vittles.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

10 OUTTA 10 WHITE CARIBBEAN RHYTHMS AGREE "420!"



Being a member of the Kottonmouth Kings and posse looks like fun, but I'd bet being in the KKK in their heyday was a real hootenanny too. If anyone can watch all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I'll buy you a Take 5.

Monday, June 30, 2008

AN AVERAGE DAY IN 1985

Back then, we called these 'Mondays.'

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

PUFF PUFF GIVE GIVE, OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS...

These li'l nuggs almost make me want to put down the pipe and become a snitch.

Thanks to Marah for this one...


And this wiener is being 'scapegoated' by the Federal Government for his chain of marijuana dispensaries in Southern California. I guess he cannot 'handle his business, damn.'

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!

Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!

So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.

Let's have a look!

Friday, December 28, 2007

YOUR BLUES AIN'T LIKE MINE

While mingling with other TV Carnage fans, I came across these guys, and I think their work speaks for itself.