Thursday, February 28, 2013

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

THE WORLD'S SECOND MOST ACTION PACKED ACTION MOVIE!

"Mankillers, also known as 12 Wild Women, was filmed in 1986 in and around Riverside, California, United States and was written and directed by David A. Prior. The film was shot back to back with Deadly Prey as part of the newly formed Action International Pictures."



What's that? You want to see this action masterpiece on the big screen? Then you're in luck, because it's playing TONIGHT as part of our Wednesday Rewind series in Chicago!

Friday, February 22, 2013

AWESOME KNOWLEDGE





*BONUS BOREDOM*
What's that? You're still not even that bored and you need your day to go even slower?
Question all meaning and the value of time as you stare into a sea of infinite vagueness. I'm really not sure at all, but I think Maharaji is either trying to 1)start a cult or 2)help people set up their internet for the first time.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

INFINITE GOLF



If you really care about your golf swing, you'll never stop watching this video.

BOREDOM FACTORY TOUR

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Thursday, February 14, 2013

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Best get to flirting, kissing and marrying if you know what's good for ya.





And if you're spending this Valentine's Day alone, Baby Huey shares your pain.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

OUR OLDE FRIEND IS BACK!

After a long period in hiding, Kolby is back in all his glory!

DOUG!

Doug's interests include: working out, traveling, working out while traveling

Friday, February 01, 2013

CHAOS THEORY

Watch EIT's own Ghoul Skool, Rem Lezar, and Bobby Nintendo completely dork out in this action-packed trailer from 1999 or 2000!


Plus, here are some weird commercials from Channel 43 in Cleveland circa 1986?


'GETEVEN' w/ DIRECTOR & STAR IN PERSON!

If the Gods Of Holyfuckingshit! were to descend from the heavens and give us their golden nectar, Geteven would be served in a golden funnel — and you would chug the shit out of it. In 1993, trial lawyer John De Hart traded his suit and tie for a pair of sweatpants and a machine gun, as he wrote, directed, produced, and starred in this unbelievable piece of work. De Hart plays Rick, a cool cop who likes his shirts tucked in and his women turned loose. After Rick and his partner (Wings Hauser!) are betrayed by the maniacal Normad (William Smith!), we go on a rollercoaster ride of unfiltered insanity: drug deals, gunfights, Shakespeare quoting, Huckleberry Finn-inspired cults, Satanism, soapy baths, baby sacrificing and more! We could go on and on about everything we just wrote, but that would spoil the surprise — the surprise being this entire fucking movie. Fans of Wings Hauser will be blown away by his ability to appear to be on both coke and ‘ludes at the same time. And we GUARANTEE you will want “The Shimmy Slide” to be the song played at your funeral. Geteven is a gift straight from the heavens. Bow before it.
Check out the trailer for 'GETEVEN!'  And get your tickets HERE!
VIDEO NIGHTS: Get Even (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.