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1 MINUTE HOOP SOLDIERS

It's basketball with face punching!

3 MINUTE BOUNTY TRACKER

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

YOU'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF DAMAGE

CYNTHIA ROTHROCK'S RESUME...

...and also a promo for "An Evening With Cynthia Rothrock"!

3 MINUTE ARMED RESPONSE

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

AMERICAN COMMANDO NINJA - JULY 21!

Some movies are simply too radical. Some movies deserve more than a 2.5 minute treatment. Saturday, July 21st, EiT! & Cinefamily bring back VIDEO NIGHTS! Jammed with 'American Commando Ninja,' unseen VHS rarities, booze,and now we welcome you to bring your VHS nuggets and we'll jam after the movie!  We are bringing your mom's basement to The Cinefamily, just like you always wanted!  Get your tix now and join the revolution!

And very soon I will be dropping some news about Everything Is Festival.  It's gonna be big...

PUNCH PUNCH KICK

And repeat. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

THIS MOVIE WILL KICK YOUR TEETH IN

People, PEOPLE! Listen up.

Zack Carlson and the famous ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE are giving us a fucking gift this Saturday specifically for the one and only EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL!!! You simply cannot watch this trailer and not compulsively buy a ticket to Los Angeles. There's just no other option. Seriously, 99 times out of a hundred we make those 2 Minute Movies because watching them in their entirety is like having your eyes gouged out by a trance DJ, mid set. Not this one, though. From the first frame to the glorious last this thing sums up everything that is Everything Is Terrible! It's simply a one-of-a-kind gem-bone.

3-MINUTE BLACK NINJA

WASHINGTON, DC! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE SOLLY'S U STREET TAVERN!

AND...BOOM!