NO-BRAINERS DATING!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

DATING NAKED!

Video by Eloy Lugo!

SPOOKYTOOTH: Stay Safe, Spooky Kidz!

For more tales of horror, slip on down to SPOOKYTOOTH'S dungeon! !

THE LOVE TAPES

LET GOD SHOOT A LOVE LOAD ON YOUR FACE

GOOD OLD FASHIONED TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR PARTNER

Another day of MARRIAGE WEEK!

DATING IN THE 90S!

STREAM DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX COLLECTION!

All 4 volumes of "Dante's Mystery Mix" are now streaming on the internet for free via the Vimeo app, you can watch them on your Roku, Apple TV, and other devices by searching for "mysterymix"

CLASSIC CHRISTIAN CINEMA: PAMELA'S PRAYER

Synopsis: A father keeps a tight psychological hold on his daughter's sexuality.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

2 MINUTE MOVIE: THE PRETENDER

If you come to Jesus, you come all the way!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

3 MINUTE CAN'T HURRY LOVE

DOUBLE MULLET LOVE

Make a winter love connection with "Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.2" now available on DVD from www.dantefontana.com.

New Holiday live shows just added!

12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)

EDDIE'S DOIN' GREAT!

This is from the movie Demolition High -- a film that certainly deserves a more comprehensive 3-minute movie treatment.  But as I was trying to make that cut, this scene in particular got stuck in my head, and I decided to make a alt-minute-movie instead, dedicated to Eddie, Corey Haim's tragic bully/buddy whose got all the right moves, but just isn't hero-material.

This goes out to all the action movie sidekicks, tag-alongs, and bench-warmers that never seem to catch a break.

POLICE HUMOUR

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Best get to flirting, kissing and marrying if you know what's good for ya.





And if you're spending this Valentine's Day alone, Baby Huey shares your pain.

3 MINUTE VIRTUAL DESIRE

MEN ARE LIKE THIS, WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS!

I know whenever my husband refuses to stop for directions I'm like "Ack! Show your feelings so I can control you," amirite ladies?

LEARN TO FLIRT

Eye contact, dummy!

BECOME THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE!

HOT STUDS FROM THE FROZEN NORTH!

Have you exhausted all romantic possibilities within the continental United States? Order a sexy mustachioed loner from Alaska!

MORMON MARRIAGE MADNESS

I've always wanted to be a menace to society! Thanks Mormons!

SEDUCTION 102

So, you've practiced all the moves in Smooching for Dummies but you still can't find a live human being to make out with. Well, once again EIT is here to save the day! Watch this lesson from the Tommy Wiseau school of seduction and you'll be caressing her thighs on satin sheets in no time.

YOU AND GOD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

Why date a stupid teenager when you can date God?

SNOGGING 101

Is your pillow getting damp and clammy at night? Tired of your hand being your only makeout partner?* Then Smooching for Dummies is for you!



*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.

TED DANSON READS FROM THE BOOK OF CREEPS

MEETING WOMEN IS EASY

As long as you're not a squirrel molester....

THIS ONE'S JUST FOR THE FELLAS...

Guys,
It's no secret: women love a creep.
Also, that's a young Susie Essman, in case you were wondering. Which I doubt you were.

MUCH LOVE FOXXI & BAMBI

New York is blessed with the fine show Foxxi & Bambi; here's a sampling.



LADIES SHAKE YOUR COULOS! Check out their awesome Myspace page.

FLIRTING WITH MAGIC

I'll let the testimonials from the back of the box handle this:
"What a great way to meet chicks!" - Bob - Single, 25
"Your magic tricks blew me away!" - Cathy - Single, 30 Something
"After my divorce, my social skills needed help; your flirting course did the trick!" - Barry - Divorced, 45



No....I'm not a weirdo.

CD MAKIN'

GOING ON A MAN HUNT!

This video teaches the ancient, desperate art of hunting the elusive creature known as man.



For more info, please purchase twelve audio cassettes.

LOVE, SEX AND DATING IN THE 90s

From the excellent video The Art of Meeting Men.

AH, SO

This one's for you, Commodore....

NICE NAME, FAGOT

No, that's not a typo.