SLEEPY HOLLOW AND THE UNCANN VALLEY

memory hole - be gone

by commodore gilgamesh

BEWARE THE MEDIA MAN

LOOSE MEAT'S UNMARKED VHS VOL. #1: "SO-CAL"

LOOSE MEAT'S UNMARKED VHS VOLUME #1: "SO-CAL" from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

memory hole - together always

vid by Commodore Gilgamesh with music by Ghoul Skool

CANNIBAL CAMPOUT

memory hole - twins

music by AJA

memory hole - our last breath

video by commodore gilgamesh with music by ghoul skool

memory hole - titanic jack

vid by ghoul skool
music by grasps 

SOUNDS GREAT!

THE HORROR WORKOUT

memory hole - ssssssaaaaaannnnnttttttaaaaaa

Video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Danny T Mallory

memory hole - christmas is coming for you

video by Commodore Gilgamesh - music by SICH MANG

memory hole - we are ghosts

music by sikk laffter. video by commodore gilgamesh.

BOARD TO DEATH

CLASSIC CREEP!

memory hole - this is not your body

music by Nightliker - https://soundcloud.com/Nightliker

memory hole: pig with a gun

music by AJA

memory hole - how much longer do i have to stay here?

Music by AJA

CUP - YR FREAKING OUT

CUP's new album is out on Aagoo Records on November 10th!

HEARTFUL HORROR MELODY!

Have a terrifying Music Monday lil ghoulies!

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

SPOOKYTOOTH: "CREEEPWAAALKING"

HOLLYWOOD'S NEW BLOOD!

Why watch the whole movie when you can just fast forward to a super boring, super rocking 6-minute recap?!!??!?!

SPOOKYTOOTH: Stay Safe, Spooky Kidz!

For more tales of horror, slip on down to SPOOKYTOOTH'S dungeon! !

OLIVER WILDE - YOU'RE SO KOOL-AID!

Commodore Gilgamesh made this music vid for the UK's Oliver Wilde, who has a new album called 'Post-Frenz Container Buzz' coming out 2/17 on Howling Owl Records! Read more about the vid, the album, and upcoming shows HERE!

MEMORY HOLE - CHRISTMASHOLE

MEMORY HOLE: SKELETONS

Music by RYKT

DON'T LET ME ROT

MEMORY HOLE: THE SMALL HANDED ONE

SAY CHEESE AND DRIVE

LOOSE MEAT present Gosling v. Gosling in this spine-tingling tale of cursed cameras and time traveling drivers. Will Past Gosling remove the curse and correct the timeline before Future Gosling causes a time paradox? Viewer beware, you're in for a short video!

MEMORY HOLE: SCHOOL IS DEATH

MEMORY HOLE - BLESSED CHILD

DATING IN THE 90S!

MEMORY HOLE: CLOWNS

MEMORY HOLE: THE TEEN YEARS

Music by the amazing Danny T. Mallory

MEMORY HOLE: HAIR

Music by GUS

MEMORY HOLE: OFFERINGS

USA VS. MONSTERS!

Happy Thanksgiving, ya Turkeys!!!!

MEMORY HOLE: DOG FOOD

MEMORY HOLE: MEATSACK WORSHIPERS

THE INFINITY RITUAL

STRETCH ARMSTRONG & SUSIE STRETCH - A DAY IN THE LIFE

Ever wonder what it's really like to be our favorite elastic heroes? We've obtained the original, unedited commercials, with audio commentary from the Stretches themselves! Brought to you by Loose Meat.

MEMORY HOLE: THE POWER OF THE DARK LORD

Music by Aaron Dilloway

CLASSIC EIT! PRESENTS SATAN!!!!!

For the next 2 weeks here at EIT!, Satan will be in control! So sit back and enjoy the ride!

666

777

888

999

MEMORY HOLE: GO BACK TO BED

Today only! Holiday Special DVDs are only $5! Do it now! All DVDs are only $10 all month long! Plus new T-shirts, patches, and cassettes! Visit the EIT! store to plant your dream seed! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

HIDIN' 'N' SHRIEKIN'!

HIDE and/or SHRIEK! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Something WEIRD is going on!

THE BED THAT EATS

MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS! THIS SATURDAY!

Hey Chicago! How ya been? Are you going to The Music Box this weekend? You should, because we're curating the shorts programming for the 10th annual MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS! We'll be keeping the weird going for a full 24 hours with original shorts from Chicago filmmakers and EiT pals like Loose Meat and BLACKMAGICROLLERCOASTER, and creepy EiT shorts old and new! If you need tickets, The A.V. Club can hook you up. See you this Saturday, weirdos!

MEMORY HOLE: ROCKABYE

MEMORY HOLE: FLOOR DEVIL

Be sure to follow our new project, Memory Hole on Facebook!

MEMORY HOLE!

We are insanely excited to introduce you all to our newest project. Welcome to the Memory Hole. The story is simple. We were somehow lucky enough to stumble upon this nation's largest pile of home movies. The results are horrifying. Good luck. http://memoryhole.biz/

3 MINUTE THE LOVE BUTCHER

SENSITIVE YOU'RE NOT

JERRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER

POLICE HUMOUR

SEXUAL HARASSMENT: THE MOVIE!

HEY PHOENIX! TIX ARE ON SALE NOW! 2 SHOWS! GO TO BOTH! EARLY SHOW & LATE! GO GO GO!

THRILLER!

I am honestly fascinated with this video. It's pretty awesome.



And I am proud to present the cover for our latest DVD, beautifully illustrated by the insanely talented Jesse Parrotti! I mean, look at this!  Isn't it fucking beautiful?!

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?

Hey there boys and ghouls!  I am super excited to announce tonight's pre-Halloween bash at Cinefamily here in sunny Los Angeles.  Since next year's Everything is Festival won't be until August of 2013 (lame)- we simply couldn't wait that long to bring you a glimpse of the fun.  Listen, if you like your Halloween partys geared towards shows that scared the shit out of prepubescents, then holy shit!  Tonight is your night.  

 

But there's more!  Free booze, s'mores, dancing, and all the other stuff that goes with monster mashes.  

P.S. In case your oh, so far away from LA, please don't cry.  I got an AYAOTD mondo mix in the works for next week.

2-MINUTE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ROCK

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

BLAIR WITCH RIPOFFS (NSFW)

It's the Blair Witch, buuuuuuuuuudy....

2 MINUTE SPELLCASTER!

DJ's! VJ's! ANTIQUES! ADAM ANT! CLEVELAND!

3 MINUTE GHOSTHOUSE

THE MOUSE AND THE MOTORCYCLE GANG

From the movies, Runaway Ralph and Rats: Night of Terror

3 MINUTE BEAKS: THE MOVIE

SCREW THE MUMMY!

This is just the tip of the magnificent crapberg that is DEVIL STORY! Thanks to Destination a-Go-Go for the source!

ZOMBIE WORKOUT (PLUS 2-MINUTE DEATH SPA!)

I need to lose some weight if I'm going to fit into my Dolph costume this year.

Here's some zombies working out:



Special thanks to Bob Konow of Chicago for that one.

And now for some 2-Minute Death Spa...



Happy Halloween everybody!

MAN THIS IS GROSS

Wanna see more of this? Me neither. No, seriously, this movie is incredible and you have to come see this as The Cinefamily, EIT! and Rotten Cotton present 'CHESTER TURNER TRIBUTE NIGHT! WITH MORE FOUND CRAP FROM ROB SCHRAB & DAN HARMON! Get your tickets here!

More info on the great Chester Turner at the wonderful Bleeding Skull.

BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL!	UCBcomedy.com

And here's the poster for the show!

THE THIRD DIMENSION OF CELEBRITY PRODUCT ENDORSEMENTS!

HORROR IN THE POOL

Summertime is just around the corner folks!

HALLOWEEN GREETINGS FROM TERRIBLELAND

Happy Halloween eve everybody! Hope you all have a fun evening of gorging on candy and satanic ritual sacrifice planned- we sure do. Halloween is the time of year when we here at EIT gather together and give thanks for the things that really matter, like the redemption of failed comedians in the afterlife...



...and grindhouse horror trailers. Here are some of my personal favorites:

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT SOLAR POWERED BOAT...

In his adulthood, Eddie was going to fix the economic downturn, solve the energy crisis, and end world hunger. But then Eddie tried crack.

SCARIEST. INTRO. EVER.

1 VHS, 3 GEMS AND AN UNWATCHABLE FEATURE

CLUB VAMPIRE TRAILER

HEY, SATAN! WANNA PLAY?

Okay, this clip is awesome for so many reasons. It really isn't 'terrible' at all. It's really just horrifying. Here's what I like about it.
1. The kids speak to the devil as if he is their new best friend, even though he sounds like Thom Yorke crying through a low pass filter-sweep.
2. At 1:51, the girl looks like she's about to light an apple to smoke out of.
3. Mark Twain doesn't give a fuck about those kids, and he just stands there and thinks while they enter hell.
4. No child could watch this and not cry. I almost did.

THIS ONE IS FOR DANNY MALLORY

From The Car (1977).

LESLIE NIELSEN'S HEART OF DARKNESS

A little backstory: his character has been a huge racist asshole to everyone throughout the entire movie and he had his shirt on up to this point. Also the hole in the ozone layer is making everything go violently insane.
Enjoy.

THE TERROR THAT IS "HORROR"

I first saw this movie during a Horror Film Festival in Columbus. It was a fitting venue considering that this movie covers all the sub-genres within the first 30 minutes. More to come...

SAMUEL L. AND SNARKY, THE LOVABLE CARTOON SHARK!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS "THE MINIBARTENDER"

SON OF SVENGOOLIE

Even though Chicago's Svengoolie, or in this case, Son of Svengoolie is just a huge Ghoulardi rip-off, that doesn't mean it isn't awesome.

MY TEACHER ATE MY HOMEWORK! (1997)

These are my 5 favorite scenes from this gem of children's moral-pushing horror-dramedy:

JASON V. VARSITY BOXING CHAMPION

From Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

MATT CARTER'S '15 MINUTE IT' (REDUX)

Before the existence of the wonder that is Youtube, there was '15 Minute IT.' It was the year 2000, and Allen brought this gem down to Ohio University from Mentor, OH one Christmas break and almost immediately it became an obsession with all of us. As far as we were concerned, this was the 'Star Wars Kid' of our freshmen year, and back then there was no real venue for this sot of thing. The first time I saw it I was completely baked, and I remember losing control in laughter. It was the kind of thing we'd show at parties, and usually it was shown 3-5 times a night as we dove deeper and deeper into our weed comas. God, were we ever so innocent?

Considering how precious this tape meant to us, you'd think we would've taken better care of it. The tape itself broke at one point, so we had to carefully rip the plastic, and transfer the magnetic tape into another like some sort of open-heart surgery for VHS. We even had a friend of ours transfer it into a Quicktime file, but over the years all of our hard drives crashed, and every copy was lost forever. It was sort of cursed in many ways. But that only added to the legend that was '15 Minute IT.' Over the years, women falling in grape barrels and moms getting punched helped heal the wound of our loss- but it never felt right. I knew the only way to see '15MI' again was to re-create it from memory. And considering I'd seen it dozens upon dozens of times, my mind would be my only reference. Since I had never seen the original 'IT' in the first place, I found that it was like having a bell go off in my head everytime I heard a line like 'Cut 'em! Huh? Cut 'em?!'

The man who put this whole thing together was a kid named Matt Carter. All I really know about him was that he went to Mentor High, and is now living in Columbus. We hope to be getting the original tape very soon, and I've also heard about a '15 Minute Night Of The Living Dead' which I will have wet dreams about until it is posted.