memory hole - death will be the best part

vid by commodore gilgamesh w/ music by ghoul skool

GERBERT WANTS TO DIE

memory hole - grandma's last ride

memory hole - our last breath

video by commodore gilgamesh with music by ghoul skool

DEATH OF A CLOWN!

memory hole - we are ghosts

music by sikk laffter. video by commodore gilgamesh.

GRANDMA'S BREAD!

memory hole: what we've made will destroy us

memory hole: fun eral

music by ghoul skool

CHRISTIAN ACTORS DYING!

MEMORY HOLE: DEATH AND MONEY

MEMORY HOLE: D I E

Music by Danny T Mallory - https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY REPORT

MEMORY HOLE: MEN AND WOMEN

PRINCE MEGA MIX!

MEMORY HOLE: WE CAME FROM THE MUD

Sounds by Danny T. Mallory

MEMORY HOLE: DEATH IS COMING

MEMORY HOLE: DEATH OF STRENGTH

New DVD out 2/24! On tour 2/20! Tickets are on sale now! 

MEMORY HOLE: ASLEEP OR DEAD!

BEE A SLAVE

Tickets are on sale now for our upcoming live show in Toronto on 5/18! GET EM!

MUSIC TO DIE FOR

Is today's music killing our kids? Featuring shock rocker Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, Limp Bizkit, Method Man, and the late Dave Brockie of Gwar.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

NOAH AND HIS FLOATING ZOO

Noah's story presented as never before... with a talking robot! NOT coming soon to a theater near you!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

4 MINUTE MOVIE: WITHOUT RESERVATION

Make your reservation... with Jesus!


BONUS BONUS BONUS! THE MUSTANGE RAP, UNCUT!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

JERRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER

MORE RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Rap! Spit in your mom's face! Whatever it takes to get that reefer, Curt-Hiss!  Trap or die!

WHALE BELLY FREAKOUT!

ONE DAY ONLY PUPPET WEEK BLOWOUT SALE! TWO MISGUIDED EXISTENTIALIST PUPPET VIDEOS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE! YOU GOTTA FEAR SUMTHIN'!

3 MINUTE BOUNTY TRACKER

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

SENSE MEDITATION & DEATH SCREAM

He's not just happy to see you.

And you've probably seen this because some yahoo reuploaded it and it went big, but here's the original by CDT:

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

Recalling RECALLING TOTAL RECALL

A totally Total Recall-based music video for a song by Jurassic Acid from the Odds N Friends show this past Monday, "Recalling Total Recall"

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

This one goes out to all of our friends/fans who came out (and those who were turned away at the door) to the Totally Recalled show on Monday in Chicago - yall are the bestest! Read more about the show in Chicago Magazine.

3 MINUTE ARMED RESPONSE

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

CHRIST OR DIE

Give your life to Christ or else....



Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!

BONEZ!

This lil' piece of wonderful was posted on March 12, 2008, but I guess never made it back up after the Youtubeocalypse. So here is the video that Ghoul Skool once called "...incredible. By far my favorite clip EIT has to offer so far." Pretty big words for such a little man.



Dem Bonez is from the collection of Walker Hughes!

LASER MASTER

Master of lasers!  

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

CARNIVAL OF FOOLS (NSFW)

KIDS' LIVES FIRST SEQUENCE

Part 1 of a trilogy...



Don't forget to join Ghoul Skool for a very special screening of The Dragon Lives Again!

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

T IS FOR TRUCK

EIT's bassist and bestie, Blackmagic Rollercoaster made this short film for The (Alamo) Drafthouse Films ABC's of Death Competition. If you dig it, please VOTE FOR IT! The winner will be in the wide-release movie.

THE MOUSE AND THE MOTORCYCLE GANG

From the movies, Runaway Ralph and Rats: Night of Terror

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

We'll give you this one, but our cheesy Muslim kids tape challenge still stands.



If you require further viewing, the entire movie is available from Shocking Video. It is still better than Fireproof.

GET GOT-GOT!

A lil' taste of the HIGHEST QUALITY VIDEO FOOTAGE EVER SHOT!!!

If you want to see the rest of these EXPLICIT KILLS!!! you will have to be at this year's Everything Is Festival! for the XXX-RUTTIN'BUXX-N-GRUNTIN'DOZZ MEGAMIXXX! See you turkeys at THE GATHERING!

2 MINUTE ENTER THE NINJA

2-MINUTE SENIORITA JUSTICE!!!

You like reinforcing negative ethnic stereotypes don't cha? How 'bout constant yet poorly-choreographed violence devoid of context swimming in a sea of machismo sexist posturing? This movie has everything!

TAP INTO ULTIMATE ENERGY

GARY NULL = TRUTH

SEE YA IN HELL!

I hope everybody remembered to restock their Jack Chick catalog. Halloween is the busy season.

ZOMBIE WORKOUT (PLUS 2-MINUTE DEATH SPA!)

I need to lose some weight if I'm going to fit into my Dolph costume this year.

Here's some zombies working out:



Special thanks to Bob Konow of Chicago for that one.

And now for some 2-Minute Death Spa...



Happy Halloween everybody!

THE PHONE DID IT...

But which one? So many suspicious looking phones! Seriously, is there a less menacing object than a phone? Look for the sequel, Murder By Three Hole Punch, coming soon!

CHAPEL HILL! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT THE VARSITY THEATRE! 9:30PM!

WITH A NAME LIKE KICK OR DIE....

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video comes from Patrick Cooper of Salem, MA, aka the Sh1tbird!

BUBBLE OF THE MASTER THERION

T.G.I.F! See ya in Albuquerque & Tucson, turkeys!

THE SUN IS GONE

Corey,
Today is our chance to say thank you for the way you brightened our lives, even though God granted you but half a life. We will all feel cheated always that you were taken from us so young and yet we must learn to be grateful that you came along at all. Only now that you are gone do we truly appreciate what we are now without and we want you to know that life without you is very, very difficult. We have all despaired at our loss over the past 24 hours and only the strength of the message you gave us through your years of giving has afforded us the strength to move forward. We will move forward. For you Corey, we will go on.
Thanks for everything,
EIT (I just don't feel like typing any exclamation points today)



Sorry about the skipping video. It was late. I was upset. And now I can't delete it. I tried, but my hand just couldn't do it. In the end, it is kind of a shitty memorial.

GOD IS A DICKHOLE

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away your water, medicine, and fake nails....

GOODNIGHT, SWEET CREEPS...

Maybe it's just my love of making montages, but until we get our videos re-uploaded, I like to think of these clips as dead. ALL OLD VIDEOS WILL BE BACK SOON!

BLUE COLLAR SUICIDE WATCH

This one's for everyone watching EIT from their cubicle. We've all been here at one point or another, I'm sure.