Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!

Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!

So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.

Let's have a look!

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

HUG A NATIVE.

It'll make you feel better.

EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE...

That's the name of the movie.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?

I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it. 

SHAQ'S HUGE HEAD IS ACTUALLY HEAVEN

I know it's an old favorite, but come on... a genie who can rap and dunk!

INJINS GET THEIR REPARATIONS

A tiny taste of the collection of Yonder Vittles - a video postcard from Las Vegas.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

WE HAVE MALLS! WE HAVE...AIRPORTS!



Freshly uploaded from a late night infomercial...what time and channel, I have no idea, but that's how it goes.

This is exactly the kind of place that turns kids into vampire serial killers.

USA!USA!USA!USA!

Monday, March 17, 2008

SOME ANIMALS WERE PROBABLY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE



If you can ignore the fact that it's over three hours long and the subtitles are absolute gibberish, this movie has some of the most schlocktastic action sequences I have ever seen. Later on there's a tractor fight! Suck it, Bruckheimer.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

WHEN GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND RHONDA SHEAR RULED THE EARTH...

Click here for a complete list of USA Up All Night's movies. From now on, I want 5% of our paychecks to go to purchasing these fine films. Deal?



Thanks, internet!

GOOD GUYS ARE JUST HARDER TO KILL

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

DEM BONES!



This video came from a Kids Songs tape from the mid 90's that I borrowed from one of my autistic friends. I see these at least twice a day, and to be honest, I don't mind watching 'Dem Bones.'

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

ALL THINGS ARE TERRIBLE, BUT SOME THINGS ARE MORE TERRIBLE THAN OTHERS



One more thing...

What's that dude so scared of? Or, did the photographer pinch him really hard right before taking this? Either way, man, this is a stupid ad...

Sunday, March 09, 2008

REMOTE CONTROL SPECIAL EFFECTS!





and as an added bonus, my favorite logo intro...

THIS LEPRECHAUN'S GONE TO SPACE

The boner of the future:


Wizard!

AND YOU THOUGHT KRAMER WAS A RACIST.

The 1984 Los Angeles Comedy Competition (hosted by Jay Leno) is the video that got me into both thrift store videos and horrible stand-up comedy.

Steve Oedekerk:


More to come.

THE FONZ HAS A FLASHBACK

From Heroes (1977)