HUMANITY'S FUTURE PAST!

ULTIMATE PASSIVE AGGRESSION

I hope you're happy now.

HOW TO USE A PHONE!

DOLPH VS DOLPHIN!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/3 show in Denver! GET EM HERE!

3-minute T-FORCE

Video courtesy of BrEAD HaSt!

Our tour starts tomorrow in Denton at Campus Theatre at 11pm!!! Be there!!!!

HEALTH NUTZ

The Sadist knows how to eat!

CAPTAIN POWER STRIKES BACK!

Courtesy of the Sadist Collection! 

Tickets just went on sale for our 12/11 Orlando show at Will's Pub! BUY EM WHILE YOU CAN!

CHANNEL 2020 TRAILER!

We are teaming up with the crew from IFC's Food Party to bring you the future of TV! Get ready for some post-apocalyptic belly laughs as we follow our bumbling reptilian overlords as they go about their scaley business trying to run the world! Please go to our new Kickstarter page to help us make tomorrow's future today!

THE FUTURE MAP OF THE UNITED STATES

Cartographers ain't what they used to be.

WHO NEEDS FILM SCHOOL?

Character development and coherent storylines are for losers! Just ask this guy!




Detroit! Join our friends at Detroit's own Corktown Cinema for DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez TONIGHT at 9, motorscooters!

BEFORE THE INTERNET THERE WAS...

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

JOIN US FOR A GRAND EXPERIMENT!

Chicago - come join all of my best homies and I at the Hungry Brain tonight for a good old fashioned extravaganza of weirdo puppetry, dance, music and digital video. Join the social experiment - free for all to attend - with the puppetry of DavyK and Friends, dance stylings of the Farm Boiz, hot-n-fresh videos from my new side project, Dronegardenz Video Viewfinder, and a never-before-seen Goop of the Gods from Commodore Gilgamesh! The night concludes with banjo tunes to salve the soul from expert VHS hound Al Scorch and his Country Soul Experiment.

HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT BEHIND???

On the cover of the vhs box it says "HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT BEHIND? IF YOU FIND THIS TAPE, PLAY IT IMMEDIATELY. YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT!"
So here is this important tape in it's entirety.

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FUTURE PART II

Briefly NSFMW.


Thanks to Dragon Sound, Airwave Ranger, Odd Obsession Movies and the person whose name I misplaced that sent in Absolute Aggression. Reveal yourself and claim your place in history!

Previously in the future...

10 HOUR LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!

These two are probably the most evenly matched laser eye staring contestants in the business. Place your bets!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FUTURE

NEMESIS 4!

and

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE FUTURE

No seriously, this should be all you need to know about the future, it's a complete guide. These two knuckleheads can't wait for everything to be terrible so they can be on the first UFO to heaven.

ROBOTS

...sold separately.