Wednesday, April 04, 2012

WHO NEEDS FILM SCHOOL?

Character development and coherent storylines are for losers! Just ask this guy!




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11 comments :

Anonymous said...

Fuck Adobe! I always wanted editing software which allowed me to create an infinitely-long movie.

Anonymous said...

I think this is how they filmed "Space Mutiny", starring Flint Hammerchest and John Phillip Law...

Anonymous said...

Was that a clip from Laserblast near the beginning? Anytime you see movies from MST3K used in the promotion of a serious product, you know something's wrong.

Dave said...

So this is how Michael Bay got started then?

Anonymous said...

This must be the program that EIT uses.

MYTHOS said...

Yes, those are the two claymation turtle fellows from Laserblast-and the best part of the film. That was the scene when they carbonize the initial zombie-alien, but forget to pick up his death weapon and disco-torque. A 70s loser picks both thingies up, and wacky hi-jinks ensue.

Ravenhallow said...

Wow, only $34.95 in 1996.

SpoogeGod said...

Is that Leonard Nimoy doing the voiceover for a few extra bucks?

farmer iggy said...

Or I could just hook together two VCRs and steal from good movies.

Max said...

deffs saw a bit of Dollman in there too, and were those robots from robotjox? i'm sure betwwen us we can track every clip down...

Anonymous said...

robot jox and robot wars.. both classics.