STAMPING GLITZY WIGGLES AND GLITTER

CUM ALONG WITH GRANDPA

memory hole - grandma's last ride

HI KIDZ!

MEMORY HOLE: SOAPY DOPES

MEMORY HOLE: GRANDMOTHER'S BIG DAY

Music by Alfred English

MEMORY HOLE: GRANDMOTHER WILL DIE

WELCOME TO HELL

MUSIC MONDAYS: DORA HALL!

MEMORY HOLE: ASLEEP OR DEAD!

ACHEY BREAKY ORGAN STYLE!?!?

ARNOLD'S VERY SPECIAL XMAS PARTY

E.I.T. rolls through Worcester AND Portland simultaneously tonight, how is that possible? Check out our holiday tour dates!

MEET THE LIL' WILD MAN!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK!

In honor of Memorial Day, we'll be taking the week off from posting new videos and rerunning some classics from the vault instead. So get a comfy bean bag and celebrate summer the right way by never going outside!

BRANSON OR BUST!

Now lets everybody out there in Branson give a big ole' EIT! thank you to Ron at Facets Cinematheque for wranglin' this epic piece of Bransonicana!

YOU LOST, HIPPIES!

Doc Brown + Doogie + Golden Girls + Carl Sagan + ET + Robin Williams + Heavy D + Way too many stars I couldn't cram into this video = Meh. How is that possible?!



Special thanks to the beautiful people at Cinefile!!!

HAPPY EARTHDAY EVE!

THE PASSION OF TIM

"Superstar Mel Gibson (Forever Young, Lethal Weapon 1,2 & 3) gives a sensitive performance as Tim, a mentally retarded young man who falls in love with an attractive businesswoman in her mid 40's (Piper Laurie)."

Special thanks to the King of Crayons for this "special" find! And to Odd Obsession for having a VHS copy that wasn't worn to shit!

"One Love, One Blog"

DIALUP FOR DUMMIES

CHALLENGE! Surfing jokes, like face paint on a juggalo, are an essential part of the internet instructional tape experience. We want to compile the ultimate archive of these mid-90's knee slappers, so send us your internet instructional tapes at: P.O. Box 47924, Chicago, IL 60647

Future generations will thank you.

COOKIN' UP PROFITS!

Don't listen to the experts; listen to old people!

ORGANIST DANGER!

QUIT TOBACCO, BUT STILL SMOKIN'

You can be a jerk all you want about this one, but I truly think that this is one cool granny. Have a good weekend, pals!

DOT COM BOOMERS

The Internet: Bridging generation gaps... one modem at a time.

A BORING BATTLE ROYALE!!!

IF THERE EVER WAS A WIN-WIN SITUATION... IT'S CAT MASSAGE!

"Think of it as therapy for you." - Betty White



Oh and by the way: butt-horn.

SCARVES! GLORIOUS SCARVES!

There's more than one way to wear a scarf -- but there aren't more than twenty-five ways.

THE BATTLE OF BEV!

The elderly harness the power of horses n' magic to defeat the evil doughnut pastry! The battle will be slow paced yet neon, which is nice.

DO NOT HUG THIS MAN

HAVEN'T YA HEARD OF DA FOOT BRUSH?

The true agenda of the Silver Foxes revealed:

SURFING FOR SENIORS

This just seems to mock old people more than help them.

THE FIRST ZILLION IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST

In these tough economic times, it's important to remember how people used to lose all their money in the good old days: pointless internet companies.



And now a depressing example of a poor go-getter climbing that opportunity ladder to nowhere.

6 PACK ANNIE

Thanks Odd Obsession.

COME VISIT HELL.

This is the video that Satan mails to the elderly to convince them to move to central Florida.

ANGELA LANSBURY MASTURBATES IN A TUB