CHANNEL SURFERS

WATCH THOSE WORDS!

C-BASS!

Courtesy of Eloy!

LOOSE MEAT - MAGNUM OPUS

RIP John "Higgens" Hillerman, may this 21 Magnum Salute send you to your rightful place in eternity. Made by LOOSE MEAT.

VAMPIRES ARE PEOPLE TOO

LOOSE MEAT bring you this investigative report: Everyone knows vampires are real - but are they cool? Watch this UPN special presentation to find out!

DATING NAKED!

Video by Eloy Lugo!

SUZY AND FRIENDS

"DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX VOL.5" DVD is now available in our store!

KITCHING KETCHANG

SEX GOING ON

THE JODIE FOSTER 3

MIKE LOVE'S LIFESTYLE

ACADEMY OF 9

Gaimz For Your Brainz

Gaimz 4 Your Brainz! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

THE READING MACHINE

"Dante's Mystery Mix vol.4" DVD available now from dantefontana.com and the Everything Is Terrible! store

JIM BAKKER'S DREAM!

Courtesy of Vic Berger!

I POSED 4 PLAYBOY

Tickets are on sale now for our 10/30 Portland, ME show! GET EM HERE! For all the tour dates and ticket links, go here!

THE DANGERS OF TELEVISION

There ARE things worse than death, and that includes missing EIT's East Coast Tour! Tickets just went on sale for our 10-27 Philly show! GET EM!

DANTE'S TV TRIP XII

MET ANYONE INTERESTING LATELY?

DAYTIME'S MOST WANTED MEN OF PASSION

We have a show tonight in Denver at the Sie!!! Click here for tix and more info.

Our west coast LEGENDS tour proceeds tomorrow night in Albuquerque!

1-900-786-PALS

Our west coast tour is coming sooooo soon! R u ready? Tickets are on sale now for our 6/6 show in Tucson! GET EM HERE!

MEMORY HOLE: I'M ON THE TV

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/31 Vancouver show at The Rickshaw! GET EM HERE!

TV 4 DAWGZ!

Our holiday sale rages on! All DVDs are only $10! Do it before it is too late!!!!

LATENITE HEARTBREAK!

LATENITE HEARTBREAK! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Why do we hurt the ones we love the most?

DANTE'S TV TRIP X

DANTE'S TV TRIP IX

3 MINUTE RUNAWAY CAR

FFBR: ALEX KIDD!

OPRAH DIRTY DANCING

FACIAL DISCRIMINATION!

DANTE'S TV TRIP VIII

The EIT! Live experience rolls through Montreal tonight. Join us at Club Brouhaha at 7:30!

BABE DOG!

Tickets are on sale now for our live show in Philadelphia on 5/22!

DANTE'S TV TRIP VII

SHEILA GLITCH

DOUBLE MULLET LOVE

Make a winter love connection with "Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.2" now available on DVD from www.dantefontana.com.

New Holiday live shows just added!

12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)

DANTE'S 70'S KOMMERCIAL ROUNDUP

T2 JACKET OFFER

We're in Albuquerque 2Nite!!! Come on down to The Guild @ 9:45pm and lets set it off.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: Death of a Cheerleader!

Chicago! ONCE IN A LIFETIME returns to Lincoln Hall this coming Monday, September 16 with Megan Gailey, Liza Treyger, Katie McVay and Stephanie Hasz goofin' on 1994's DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER at 8pm! This lineup is the stuff of legend, so get your tickets NOW!

TIME 2 CARE

We're in Eugene Oregon tonight, come on down to the The Opal Center at 8PM and lets have to best time of our lives!!!

DANTE'S TV TRIP V

BUY YER TICKETS NOW for our 9/10 show in Portland at Holocene!

GOLDIE HAWN & HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS "SHORT PEOPLE"

3-MINUTE UNTOUCHABLE!

Chicago! While Everything is Festival rocks LA, ONCE IN A LIFETIME is back and better than ever at Lincoln Hall as Natalie Jose, Chad Briggs and The Puterbaugh Sisters goof on the infamous DREW PETERSON: UNTOUCHABLE!

Next Wednesday, August 14! 8pm! Lincoln Hall! $5! $3 white wine spritzers! Tickets on sale now! If you don't want to see this, you must be on your period!

DANTE'S COLORSHOP

Exciting news, my new DVD compilation is now for sale at www.dantefontana.com. COLORSHOP VOL.1 is a collection of 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Far out!

3-MINUTE CYBER SEDUCTION!

This kid also sucks down Monster energy drinks like water throughout the entire movie, but no one seems to have a problem with that.



Chicago! Come watch the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life with us TONIGHT at 8pm at Lincoln Hall with live commentary by the hilarious Megan Gailey, Marty DeRosa and Dan Friesen!

SPLASH MOUNTAIN RAP ON G4

POLICE HUMOUR

DANTE'S TV TRIP IV

DANTE'S TV TRIP III

DANTE'S TV TRIP II

DANTE'S TV TRIP

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC VII

Don't forget to pick up a DVD of "Remote Control Magic: The Movie" from my website dantefontana.com. Here's what the critics are saying: "Absolutely haunting...every image crackles with electric banality" --Bret Berg, Cinefamily. "Fab fever dream eye candy of that fantastic plastic decade, the 1970's" --Richard Metzger, Dangerous Minds

YONDER VITTLES: 2012 YEAR IN REVIEW

2012 began with the dogs, Hunks hunks hunks! kept our minds off of thoughts of mankind's impending doom, and the TV News in Portland reminded us just how funny the whole charade actually is and why we still love this crazy ole' mixed up world. Happy Holidays, Yonder Vittles, EIT!

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC VI

Remote Control Magic: The Movie is now available on DVD through DanteFontana.com. Buy it today and begin THE SUPER NEW YOU!

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC: THE MOVIE

Exciting news, Remote Control Magic: The Movie is available on DVD through my brand new website, DanteFontana.com. Now you can enjoy over 75 minutes of 70's channel surfing in the safety & comfort of your own living room!

While you're at it why not grab some extra stocking stuffers, we're got The Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain and Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.1 DVD's available as well. Dig it!

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC V

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC IV

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC III

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC II

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC

LOST FOOTAGE FROM HANZ & FRANZ THE MOVIE!

It's different than you would expect. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

MOTHERLOVIN' BAD BOYS

Previously, Mister Falcon and motorscooters.

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER

TV NEWS IS TERRIBLE!

PAUL REISER'S HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE

...stretches the definition of 'adventure' to the limits!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

HANNA-BARBERA ON ICE

IT'S THE MAIN EVENT

...and you're invited, thanks to this valuable tape.

COSBY NIGHTMAREZ

1980 GRAMMY CLUSTERF@&%

This is what happens when Kenny Rogers hosts the Grammys.

JOKE OFF, MISTER FALCON

I can't believe they got Bruce Willis to rerecord his dialogue.


Previously, you melonfarming motorscooter.

THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN

Hello! For my first post as a guest blogger I would love to present "The Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain." 30 Live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's in 30 minutes. All the material was taped off of television and features a ridiculous cavalcade of celebrities, enjoy!

part 1:


part 2:

LEFT BEHIND

Guys, the Rapture has begun and it will be 5 more months of torment under the rule of King Jesus. Probably should have posted this sooner.

ONE BAD MELON FARMING MOTORSCOOTER

Normally I'm against censorship, but sometimes you can't argue with the results.

VIDEOS FROM THE VAULT

Ol' Ghouly has a new video for today but he ran into some technical problems so it won't be up until later tonight. In the meantime, here's some odds and ends from the vault to keep you occupied.

First up, a hard hitting Superbowl question.


My favorite clip from my favorite deceased court show, Eye for an Eye. (The judge was named Extreme Akim and carried a bat instead of a gavel!)


And this is from Japan. Nuff said.

DREAMS OF A TRUCKASAURUS

Thanks to B. Kosmina from Australia for the tape!

CLUB MARIO IS KILLER FRESH, MAN DUDE

I used to wake up early for this shit.



Thanks to Eric Seelig for the tapes!

THIS VIDEO WAS ONCE $500

Thankfully the seller was patient enough to met me in the middle at a cool fourteen bucks.



And it looks like we've hit the bigtime!

WE'RE NEWSWORTHY!

Yesterday morning, all the monsters from our Chicago branch appeared on our favorite news show, WGN Morning News!


(A big thanks to the wonderful crew from WGN and to our very own eighth Beatle, Marah E, for making it happen!)

MUST SEE EIT ON CBS

Our good friend Maryjean Ballner has informed us that she will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight. Who knows... Maybe she'll do a duet with Rob Thomas. A boy can dream, can't he?

Congratulations, Maryjean! We'll be watching...

UPDATE: Now with video!

EIT ON CHIC-A-GO-GO!

Last week, EIT's Chicago chapter got to realize a dream by appearing on Chic-a-go-go, Chicago's longest running cable access dance show for kids!! Thanks to Ratso the rat puppet for the interview:


We even got to back up America's preeminent soul bagpipe player, Honey Blo!

MY MAGICAL SELF IS ELVIN

Lest you Christians out there in Terribleland think we unfairly target your religion, don't worry. Your adversaries are nuts too:



...Actually, that Satanist lady kinda rules.

SOUND ADVICE FROM A CGI LAWN MOWER

TREAT YOUR CHILDREN WELL

In these rough times, I thought it would be helpful to suggest some often overlooked money making schemes. Like turning your child into gold.


Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.

FOX NEWS LOVES EIT!

Thanks to an anonymous tipster, we learned that the conservative jokers over at Fox News' Red Eye are some of our biggest fans. They love us so much that they never credit us for making the beginning of their show more tolerable. So here's our way of saying thanks for the support:



Here are the links to the full videos: Facercise, Magic Star Traveler, Room Service, Pawn Shop, Mr. T's FlavorWave, Bear Hugs, Hunkercize, Death Drug, Chicks Dig Weirdos, Eliminators, Hawk Jones, Yo Zone, Short Fuse, Before & After, The Art of Meeting Men, Ohhhh Jay, A Man and his Motorcycle, Everybody's on Cocaine.

THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE

AM Northwest, the morning chat fest from Portland, loves to gab about Jesus sightings, so it's no surprise that they also love to talk about themselves talking about Jesus.



I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.

So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.

AND FINALLY TONIGHT...

Here's the best news coverage of Pareidolia 2008!

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: PUTIN IS NOT A MANLY MAN'S MAN, MAN

Okay, so Fox News is an easy target... whatever...

IF I WERE THIS GROUNDHOG, I'D NEVER SHOW MY FACE AGAIN

Illinois takes Groundhog Day pretty seriously... I think.

THE FOUR SNOWMEN OF REVELATION

As a Chicago resident and Snowpocalypse survivor, I just want to pay tribute to those who were lost or late to work during the Snowmageddon.

THE BALLAD OF VINCENT

Check out the trailer for the upcoming Vincent documentary at Zweeble Films.

THE BEST OF BAD NEWS

Cocaine Jesus


Prayer at the Pump


Molested by Bigfoot


Mad Skillz


Elmo Will Kill You

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION V

INTERVIEW OF THE YEAR

Hurdle-curious.

JESUS IS GETTING WAY TOO CUTESIE

Your Lord and savior has been branding cats for years, but News at Nine made him famous for it.

JESUS, IS DAT YOU?

Hey gang! Let's round up some leis and sheets and reenact the life of our savior!

AH, SO

This one's for you, Commodore....

SLEEP CENTER OF THE SOUTHWEST

FOR MY 216 CREW...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BJ THE RAPPER AND THE CATS FROM OL' MIZZOU

SON OF SVENGOOLIE

Even though Chicago's Svengoolie, or in this case, Son of Svengoolie is just a huge Ghoulardi rip-off, that doesn't mean it isn't awesome.