Thursday, July 31, 2008

JESUS, IS DAT YOU?

Hey gang! Let's round up some leis and sheets and reenact the life of our savior!

A SCENE FROM FUTURE FEAR

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

T IS FOR TERRIBLE

Mr. T reminds us of what it means to be Terrible.

10 OUTTA 10 WHITE CARIBBEAN RHYTHMS AGREE "420!"



Being a member of the Kottonmouth Kings and posse looks like fun, but I'd bet being in the KKK in their heyday was a real hootenanny too. If anyone can watch all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I'll buy you a Take 5.

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...

...a down and out John Travolta proves that dogs don't need to talk to be a part of talking dogs month.



...a boy and his dinosaur friend show us all that something will always triumph over something else, or something.

STAY OFF THAT DUST

It's been a while, but the siren song of crap has called Future Schlock back to the fold. Please accept this video (from the highly recommended Death Drug) as a token of our apologies.

Monday, July 28, 2008

LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I FOUND...

Weird, huh? According to the VHS tape i found it off of, it says it was made around 1982. Guess we'll be using it from now on...

Monday, July 14, 2008

YOU MUGS...



Looks like this ad is causing quite a stir on the internet...



Wednesday, July 02, 2008

TIME OUT

Since Commodore left for good, almost none of you have commented or shown in any way that you care. Your punishment shall be one Moron Movies clip a day until someone else posts or shows EIT some love.



Now go and think about what you've done.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I'M THE SHERIFF A' THIS HERE PHANTOM TOWN...

In high school, a bunch of us guys saw this trailer while having one of our little sleep overs. We weren't high, drunk, or methed out, but we thought this trailer was the funniest this ever. We rewound this over and over, rented the full length movie at parties, and talked it over for honestly hours at lunch and at free periods.

What the fuck were we laughing at?