EXPLORE YOUR PERINEUM

This exploration of the mystical gates of the perineum comes to us from Dr. Bruce Kumar Frantzis - practitioner of the ancient healing art of Chi Gung.

UPDATE: SORRY FOLKS, THIS VIDEO DONE GOT CEASE & DESISTED!

A devoted member of the EIT! community rescued this tape from the bin while cleaning out her grandparents' old place in New Mexico. Thank you Maggie. Thank you New Mexico. Thank you grandparents. Thank you cosmos.

RAPPIN' MATHEMATICS!

YESNO!

TONIGHT! CHICAGO!

Tonight at 9:45 PM at the Music Box, will be your only chance to enact revenge on our favorite overweight christian robot creep! Come see Colby live! Tonight! Buy your tickets now!





Oh yeah, and some movie will be playing too.

JULY 1ST IT BEGINS!

Chicago! Buy your tickets now! There is a reason to keep on trucking (like those bears from Ratdog Tees), at least until the end of the week. Did we mention that Colby would be there?! Holy Shit! Dance party/dvd release party at Schubas Upstairs after the show! Holy Fucking Shit! Make sure to wash your helmets before you come!



Booya to the world!

PUBLIC ACCESS, HAWAIIAN STYLE

We're kicking off TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT week with this public access megamix from D. J. Parsons of Hawaii!

MEDICAL MADNESS

People of the Internet!

EIT has signed a historical pact with HORROR REMIX and we will be appearing at the Studio Movie Grill in Dallas, TX this March 18th! Holy shit!

But first, come play doctor as Horror Remix presents... Health Care!

Wednesday, February 10th, 10pm

Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
San Antonio, TX
Winchester, VA

SAME OLD PAUL!

Same old childish jokes!

THE RETURN OF COLBY!

So I guess Colby runs a diner in his free time?

THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!

*Thanks to Chicago David for this gem!

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

GOODNIGHT, SWEET CREEPS...

Maybe it's just my love of making montages, but until we get our videos re-uploaded, I like to think of these clips as dead. ALL OLD VIDEOS WILL BE BACK SOON!

YOGI OGI DOGI!

If Nader won the presidency in 2000, this is what your trip to work would look like...

DO. NOT. COME.

TRICKLE-DOWN HILARITY

The joke's on you, poor people!

FLIRTING WITH MARTIAL ARTS

UPDATE: Whoopsie, this one's been ceased and desisted.

MAKEOVER MAGIC!

And after...

FEMINISM BY WHIRLPOOL

Jesus Christ, Carol. Voting? What are you, some kind of invert?


Family means never saying anything unpleasant.


Be sure to visit the Prelinger Archives online for lots more mental hygiene goodness. It's in the public domain!

FUTURE SCHLOCK IN EXILE NO MORE!

Ok, we have a new Youtube account and we're working on uploading everything to Vimeo too in case something like this happens again. All the videos should be playable now, with the exception of "The Gay Agenda," which is a troublemaker so it will stay down for now. If you see any broken links we missed, please let us know in the comments and they will be fixed.

Here's an oldie but a goodie, one of the videos that inspired us to get into this crazy game: Click Clack Raps.



Now let us never speak of this ordeal again.

EXPOSING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

Oppressing other people to cover up your own sexual insecurities is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

For the record, this video does not reflect the views of Future Schlock. We think these homophobes are insane assholes, too.

UPDATE: Sorry, this video is TOO HOT for the internet.