Wednesday, August 26, 2009

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

20 comments :

Hester said...

I find it disturbing that mother and son share such an interest in erotic art.

Balki Bartokomous said...

This woman looks suspiciously like the one from the Woman's Guide to Football.

Without a doubt, this is the classiest EIT entry yet. It makes my hardcore porn collection seem so...pedestrian.

Anonymous said...

"...do whales count?"

wow.

Smearballs said...

those people are a sexual nightmare. What a a whale banging pervert. Stick that up your blow-hole retardo.

therandomizer said...

I didn't know how erotic it was to pull a book halfway out and then have someone else stop you and push it back in again, definitely will have to try that.

Let's commission an erotic family portrait! Think about that you lucky so and so!

CatacylismBallet said...

Wow. That is terrible.

Bowman said...

When I went to a museum with my father recently he told me, "Most art is about dicks and pussies and if you don't realize that you don't know anything about symbolism." He's has an MFA and has been an artist since the early 70s.

Anonymous said...

A few years ago I had a very outgoing art history professor ( who also dressed like a mix between Jack Sparrow and a punk rocker) who showed no shame in giving his students a glimpse of sexually charged art. I had no idea that cavemen had such perverted minds until I saw some of those cave drawings with all sorts of sexual acts in this professor's class. All the art history professors I have now will show erotic art, but laugh nervously while presenting it during their lectures.

menerdafee said...

man, that was like watching my mom and dad make a video for their church group, about keeping the "fire of christ" burning in their relationship.

"jesus sent us these humping polar bears to remind us that we must go forth and multiply."

Nicol3 said...

...that blonde guy? I'd hit it.

UH- UM, I MEAN, WOW THIS VIDEO IS TERRIBLE.

Heather said...

"Oh, Jim- you and your Asian penis teacups!" *eyeroll and coy smile*

Anonymous said...

.....I would love to be a prop guy on this movie.
:)

Anonymous said...

that was the worst vid you guys have ever posted.

Luke said...

He looks like a kip. I bet his name is Kip.

Adam said...

this video truly defines:
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

scamps said...

Yes, some of that could be considered art. But a penis necklace will only ever be a penis necklace.

Heather said...

I am now officially referring to my vagina as “my jewels.”
That will show the boys how classy I am.

joel said...

Please bring EIT to the Nashville belcourt theatre

Anonymous said...

that blonde guy is my dean!

Anonymous said...

To Hester, they are actually a married couple...only slightly less creepy.