Thursday, August 06, 2009

A SHOEBOX IS NOT A GUN SAFE



I applaud Nike for their risky product placement.

18 comments :

Aalto said...

I'm amazed and appalled—why is everythingisterrible suspended on youtube?

francky said...

I hope you can find a place to post your clips.

Greg said...

this is why i dont support nike. you know what shoe company doesnt put loaded weapons in their boxes for demon orphans to find? tretorn!!!!

Corey Feldman said...

Child, my ass. Did you see the girl hold that gun? She's a trained killer. With dwarfism.

Hester Prine said...

So the little girl was getting revenge for her father telling her she knew where the bathroom was? I'm confused...

Nicol3 said...

Poppin' caps like nobody's business.

John said...

Late on that payment again mom? Sorry.

airport.whiskey said...

What kind of sick fuck gives a kid a clown like that to play with?

Amanda K. said...

Crap, now I have to find a new place to stash my glock...hmm, maybe a Ziploc bag.

Anonymous said...

So this was the true story the based "The Orphan" off of?

Anonymous said...

damn that 'dad' is hot!

pJ said...

Love that little button at the very end.

TVarmy said...

The moral of the story: Love your kids before you get a gun. Otherwise, the kids, being kids, will get revenge. The NRA would like to remind you that they are very pro-family.

weekwaster said...

If anything, this is a PSA against that horrifying Janus clown. It made me want to kill my mom, too.

therandomizer said...

I don't understand the flashback of the father saying "You know where the bathroom is". Is the girl a brain washed sleeper and that was her activation?

Aaron Miles said...

LOL watch when the dad hits the light in the kitchen, his arm "snaps" to his side. Awesome!!!

Anonymous said...

That little bitch planned to murder her mother!

talulah gosh said...

wow. i thought i had seen it all. until that ending. jesus christ on five fucking crutches, how am i supposed to cope with that!?!? wow. your site entertains. and sometimes...you learn...the many lessons of the 2nd amendment in the U S of A.