Monday, August 24, 2009

CHOCOROTICA

Forget about those vampires, ladies, because we've found you the ultimate demon lover: sweet, smooth, seductive chocolate.

28 comments :

Steiner said...

Watching this stoned, is like watching porn without masturbating.

marahe said...

WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES, hands!!!

Nicol3 said...

Wow. I guess it IS possible to make chocolate look terribly unappetizing.

Turds, turds, turds.

Anonymous said...

I love the not so subtle phallic candy bars rising out of their packaging at exactly the right angle...

Anonymous said...

I have never felt less like eating chocolate than I do after watching that.
Could be useful aversion therapy for someone.

Anonymous said...

watching this video made me hungry :(

airport.whiskey said...

So much dook, so little time... Now I am off to throw a Baby Ruth into the local pool.

Anonymous said...

i pictured michelle malkin as the voiceover actress.

Anonymous said...

"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it, anything you want to, do it, want to change the world, there's nothing to it"

Aabra said...

"Who can resist the fudge dark delight?" Wow. Good p0rn name.

atdnext said...

And did anyone notice how phallic those candy bars were? Yeah, this was cheesy '80s porn... With chocolate! 'Cuz hey, everything is better with chocolate! ;-)

therandomizer said...

I'm marrying a choclate cake tonight!

Anonymous said...

ew did you SEE how long those nails were at 2:13

must barf now

frank said...

this is the grossest thing i've ever seen.

Luke said...

There is nothing like ginormous tacky fingernails picking away at a pile of poop to fire up my appetite. I think I would have been rock hard though if it had been narrated by a one Betty White.

Anonymous said...

...guess they didnt have latex gloves back then. or their nails kept poking through.

truly awful.

licoricepirate said...

pooops

lol @ the manicured claw extending to pluck out a chocolate chip

Harrie said...

oh my goodness this does not make me wwant chocolate! i hope you dont mind but ive linked to this in my weekly blog round up. you can check it out here if you like http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2009/09/01/harries-weekly-sex-blog-round-up/.

Cheers for such good entertainment!
Harrie

Anonymous said...

i feel like i have to take a massive shit. a deliciously decadent steaming brown chocolatey pile of turd nuggets

Anonymous said...

I love that elegant = chocolate crocodile

bondfool said...

I, too, loved the part with the talons picking at the chocolate, and the turds falling onto the ice cream.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.

Andrew said...

omg, idk why but this vid made me crack up laughing, lol, prob cause it's just so terrible

mahsingo said...

please replace every time she says 'chocolate' with the word 'doo-doo'.

Anonymous said...

If you close your eyes and listen, it causes a chocolate craving like none other. But the sight of phallic turd-shaped candy bars (and demon nails)gets rid of said craving pretty fast...

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gay underwear said...

I also do not want to eat chocolate right now :(

great vid though most interesting

Anonymous said...

I like to watch this once a week to remind myself that I will never find true happiness and an eternity in hell is the only thing I can look forward to. It helps keep me level.