And did anyone notice how phallic those candy bars were? Yeah, this was cheesy '80s porn... With chocolate! 'Cuz hey, everything is better with chocolate! ;-)
There is nothing like ginormous tacky fingernails picking away at a pile of poop to fire up my appetite. I think I would have been rock hard though if it had been narrated by a one Betty White.
oh my goodness this does not make me wwant chocolate! i hope you dont mind but ive linked to this in my weekly blog round up. you can check it out here if you like http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2009/09/01/harries-weekly-sex-blog-round-up/.
If you close your eyes and listen, it causes a chocolate craving like none other. But the sight of phallic turd-shaped candy bars (and demon nails)gets rid of said craving pretty fast...
I like to watch this once a week to remind myself that I will never find true happiness and an eternity in hell is the only thing I can look forward to. It helps keep me level.
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WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES, hands!!!
Wow. I guess it IS possible to make chocolate look terribly unappetizing.
Turds, turds, turds.
I love the not so subtle phallic candy bars rising out of their packaging at exactly the right angle...
I have never felt less like eating chocolate than I do after watching that.
Could be useful aversion therapy for someone.
watching this video made me hungry :(
So much dook, so little time... Now I am off to throw a Baby Ruth into the local pool.
i pictured michelle malkin as the voiceover actress.
"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it, anything you want to, do it, want to change the world, there's nothing to it"
"Who can resist the fudge dark delight?" Wow. Good p0rn name.
And did anyone notice how phallic those candy bars were? Yeah, this was cheesy '80s porn... With chocolate! 'Cuz hey, everything is better with chocolate! ;-)
I'm marrying a choclate cake tonight!
ew did you SEE how long those nails were at 2:13
must barf now
this is the grossest thing i've ever seen.
There is nothing like ginormous tacky fingernails picking away at a pile of poop to fire up my appetite. I think I would have been rock hard though if it had been narrated by a one Betty White.
...guess they didnt have latex gloves back then. or their nails kept poking through.
truly awful.
pooops
lol @ the manicured claw extending to pluck out a chocolate chip
oh my goodness this does not make me wwant chocolate! i hope you dont mind but ive linked to this in my weekly blog round up. you can check it out here if you like http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2009/09/01/harries-weekly-sex-blog-round-up/.
Cheers for such good entertainment!
Harrie
I love that elegant = chocolate crocodile
I, too, loved the part with the talons picking at the chocolate, and the turds falling onto the ice cream.
Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.
omg, idk why but this vid made me crack up laughing, lol, prob cause it's just so terrible
please replace every time she says 'chocolate' with the word 'doo-doo'.
If you close your eyes and listen, it causes a chocolate craving like none other. But the sight of phallic turd-shaped candy bars (and demon nails)gets rid of said craving pretty fast...
I like your post
I also do not want to eat chocolate right now :(
great vid though most interesting
I like to watch this once a week to remind myself that I will never find true happiness and an eternity in hell is the only thing I can look forward to. It helps keep me level.
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