Tuesday, August 04, 2009

GOD EXPLAINS OUR PURPOSE

18 comments :

Anonymous said...

A little bit of blood on that rock would make the video. Red felt maybe.

Hester Prine said...

He really called that little boy puppet Monkey? How racist is that?

Grrg said...

This gives the phrase "dumb as a box of rocks" a whole new meaning! Oh wait, actually, no, it's just the plain old regular meaning of that phrase.

I agree with the blood comment, though. More blood-sacrifice! All blood-sacrifice all the time!

Mister Pants said...

Thish ish awshome

Anonymous said...

The black kid must have had a voice change since the last video.

Sleestak said...

In the sequel, Stone was later used to bash in the head of a 17 year old woman who dared to go out in public without covering her face.

John said...

And Mikey learned that day that God uses everyone and everything in his power to kill. Even Mikey.

Anonymous said...

A Stone fails to mention that he is a terribly fucking boring stone.

adchick said...

Ugh. Organized religion pulls out every trick...this IS Terrible.

Aabra said...

Is there really a Biblical passage in which God goes rock hunting??

airport.whiskey said...

I knew it... God was just using me.

That son of a bitch.

Frank said...

I represent the estate of Grimace and we order A Stone to immediately cease and desist the unlawful use of Mr. Grimace's face, monotone voice, and dull personality.

Kimmy said...

i'll never get that damn song outta my head.

TVarmy said...

Nothing can stop the Grimisch.

Tyler said...

For the record, there is a series of these things, my grandparents had every one for me back when I was a kid. Probably 14 VHSs at least.

Anonymous said...

I own this video.

Anonymous said...

"even you monkey"

I laughed till I cried

Anonymous said...

Ok great. :|