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THE LADY IS A GAS

THE LADY IS A GAS /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

CONDOMS KILL

HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A HUMAN PERSON

memory hole - balentimes

vid by commodore gilgamesh with music by kai whiston

EPISCOPAL PRIESTS ARE NOT CELIBATE!

GOD HATES RAP MUSIC!

THE CUM PREACHER!

SEX, DRUGS AND E-MAIL!

MEMORY HOLE: MY LADY

NO-BRAINERS DATING!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

JUST HAVE SEX AND MAKE BABIES!

FUCKING PIZZAS!

VIRGINITY IS COOL!

RODNEY DANGERFIELD GETS HORNY FOR GOLF

VIOLATION OF NINJA ETHICS!

LET GOD SHOOT A LOVE LOAD ON YOUR FACE

MILK = SEX!

PREMARITAL SEX WILL KILL YOU

SEX GOING ON

C.M.S. (CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE SEX)

LOOSE MEAT have some helpful tips from our Christian cohorts on how to save your crappy marriage and put the sensual touch of Christ back in the bedroom!

DATING IN THE 90S!

THIS DOCTOR SUCKS!

MEMORY HOLE: CREATION

Music by SICH MANG

BEST OF DEEPER UNDERSTANDING 2015

NSFW: NSFW:
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SHARING GOD: CHRISTIAN IMPROV 4 KIDS!

Jesus: He's kinda dead!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

PLAYBOY'S GIRLS OF THE INTERNET (NSFMW)

Jack in. Jack Off.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

FUNNY SEXY PARTY JOKES COMEDY!

MEMORY HOLE: THE BALLAD OF TONY JONES

SATAN'S STORY!

Just a lil' nsfw (some works).

CLASSIC CHRISTIAN CINEMA: PAMELA'S PRAYER

Synopsis: A father keeps a tight psychological hold on his daughter's sexuality.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

3-minute T-FORCE

Video courtesy of BrEAD HaSt!

Our tour starts tomorrow in Denton at Campus Theatre at 11pm!!! Be there!!!!

THE GRIMY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST (NSFW!)

Brought to you courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

THE DEVIL IS A BOTTOM

If the devil is a bottom, what does that make God?

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

3-MINUTES OF GILGAMESHIAN NONSENSE!

MUSIC TO DIE FOR

Is today's music killing our kids? Featuring shock rocker Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, Limp Bizkit, Method Man, and the late Dave Brockie of Gwar.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SEX COURT: THE MOVIE

This Valentine's Day, you have been requested to appear before Judge Julie for a ruling of sexual justice!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

ULTIMATE XXX-TREME VALENTINES!

NSFMW, perverts.



 There's plenty more butt-touching where that came from at EiT Presents: Self-Pleasure for Two TOMORROW NIGHT at Chicago's Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont Ave.)! Our sexy panel of sexperts includes Tommy MacNamara, Goodrich Gevaart, The Puterbaugh Sisters and the proud owner of Chicago's most famous dick, Mike Lebovitz! Hosted by Katie McVay and Nicholas Rouley! Thursday, February 13th! 9pm! Bring yer boner, because this show is FREE!

3 MINUTE THE LOVE BUTCHER

WHO NEEDS HANDS WHEN YOU'VE GOT...

TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TICKLING FIEND

Laughter is the best medicine. Or leather restraints.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

3 MINUTE GLITCH!

ON THE 8TH DAY, GOD CREATED CRAZY LADIES!

Hoo brother!

3 MINUTE LET'S DO IT!

Probably NSFW, Happy Valentines Day! Love, Dante

HAVING SEX MAKES YOU PREGNANT WITH AIDS

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection .

JACK IN, JACK OFF (NSFMW)

Sexy lady girls on your computer box machine!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

LOST FOOTAGE FROM HANZ & FRANZ THE MOVIE!

It's different than you would expect. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

LADY HIN YIN!

In the wonderful tradition of Hin Yin, I am proud to present this VHS Masterpiece by Annie Sprinkle!


Also, I'd like to issue a correction! I had incorrectly credited the score of the Voyage 2 Gilgamesheses! And I double posted one of them! Sorry about that! Life on the road was getting to me I guess. Here they are!

I

Score by Gus

II

Score by Throne of Blood

III

Score by Slick Bishop of Country Death

ORGASM HARRY

After Harry Smith is mysteriously abducted by UFO's he becomes empowered to give babes orgasms just by looking at them. (kind of NSFW)

TOO HOT FOR THE TELEPHONE

The Commodore would like to extend a heart-felt "Bow-Wow" for the lateness of his video today... we've just received word at EIT Headquarters that the Terrible van is en route to Sacramento after a wonderful show in Portland! Dogspeed, you beautiful pups!

DINAH SHORE SEX TALK

I'LL STUFF YOUR SOFA, BABY

Reminds me of the PSA where the stoners run over the kid at the drive-thru, except the message is "don't have sex in a furniture store or you'll inadvertently paralyze a teenager"



Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!

CHICAGO! EIT AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT GRAVITY

2-MINUTE BLACK SPRING BREAK 2: THE SEQUEL!

I wish I could do so many things over in life, I wish I was black, in a fraternity and had gone to Daytona Beach for spring break... anyways, you'll see.

Now for a couple of announcements!

I Airwave Ranger will be screening some EIT exclusive gems at our good friend Greg Barris' show Heart of Darkness this Saturday in New York City! Y'all should come!

Heart of Darkness: Better and Better is THIS SATURDAY, the 20th, 8pm at Union Hall.
Featuring Joe Derosa, Matt McCarthy, Music by The Forgiveness featuring Corrupt Autopilot, Aerial East and NEW BEARD and SPECIAL SECRET GUEST!

TICKETS: ($8 advance/$10 door)

HOD on facebook

ALSO THIS SATURDAY IN CHICAGO! For all you people that are CRAZY about ART, come see my photo in the amazing group show WHAT IF...

YOU'D BE NUTS TO MISS IT!!!

DOC'S TEEN TALK

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more at his blog or Utoob page.

FOR THE LOVE OF ROCK BIMBOS

From the Rich Juzwiak Collection at FourFour. Go here to learn more!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK: GETTIN' SOME!

When summer comes around and the weather gets hot, I know all you young'uns out there start having naughty thoughts about smashing your no-no zones together. This video will help you figure it all out:



And I think we all know what comes next...







Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!

BUT IS IT SAFE?!?!?

Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.

2-MINUTE PULSEBEAT!

One aerobics montage followed by another followed by an aerobics themed sex scene followed by another. This movie sent me straight to bonertown.

SEX ED 4 KIDZ!

DIAMONDS ARE A CALL-GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

Thanks to Dragon Sound for passing along this deadly magick crystal!

THE CHINESE GUIDE TO THE BEDROOM ARTS!

R.I.P. 2010: GHOUL SKOOL

2010 was nothing short of spooktacular, mainly thanks to you guys and your support for us at EIT. Gosh, remember the tour? The DVD? That book? That time a dude wore our shirt in that porn?

And if you thought this year was all we had in us, 2011 is going to blow your doggie mind. But for now, here are some of my favs from the last 12 months. Thanks, y'all!













Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.

THE BALLAD OF SHOTGUN JONES

Big thanks to 23 Wolves for sending us this magic crystal. I highly recommend the feature-length version, which is kinda like "Miami Vendetta" sharing a one room apartment with "Bad Boys II". If you can imagine.

SEXUAL ASSAULT: MUNCHIE STYLE!

And in case you were wondering what ever happened to internet...

DOGVILLE BABYLON

A brief history of the behind-the-scenes scandals of the stars of Dogville comedy shorts. It wasn't just all fun and animal abuse.


Special thanks to Odd Obsession.

SO THAT'S WHY THEY DO THAT!

Can you spot the world's coolest EIT! fan, Olivia in this vid? Neither can we.

1.5 MINUTE "MY DEMON LOVER"/"DEMON NARRATOR" MUSIC VIDEO

The song is "Demon Narrator", by Country Death and Short Pockets.

The film is "My Demon Lover", rented from Odd Obsession.

THE PASSION OF TIM

"Superstar Mel Gibson (Forever Young, Lethal Weapon 1,2 & 3) gives a sensitive performance as Tim, a mentally retarded young man who falls in love with an attractive businesswoman in her mid 40's (Piper Laurie)."

Special thanks to the King of Crayons for this "special" find! And to Odd Obsession for having a VHS copy that wasn't worn to shit!

"One Love, One Blog"

FORBIDDEN SOULMATES

As EIT After Dark draws to a close, here's one last thing you can't unsee. Pleasant wet nightmares!

SAME OLD PAUL!

Same old childish jokes!

WILDLY SPECULATIVE CELEBRITY SEX SECRETS!!!

Humans, by nature, have a basic need for the hottest factually questionable gossip about celebrity genitalia. Who better to tell it than porn stars, prostitutes, one night stands and ex-employees with absolutely nothing to gain from the exposure?

3 MINUTE PLAY MURDER FOR ME

Story of my life.

GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, GOOD FOR YOUR PENIS

Today's hunk of junk is actually a bit serious, and is something Commodore Gilgamesh deals with every day of his life. From our EIT travels around the country, I am now positive that our audience consists of attractive, white males in their late 50's, with massive penis problems. It's honestly all they talk about! I also know that the teeny-tiny percent of women readers are here only to find new and erotic ways to entice their man after a hard days work. Well today's your lucky day!

Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)



And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

TED DANSON READS FROM THE BOOK OF CREEPS

AVAST, YE FABIO

To all the secretaries around the country: Throw away your fireman calendars, burn those porcelain kitties, stop talking about last night's Lost, and remember who got you on that all-Tab diet in the first place...

SINBAD THE TALKING CONDOM

Ew.

$ALE OF THE CENTURY!

Merry Christmas.

WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?

I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it. 

MAKING AIDS JOKES IN THE AID-EES

Jonathon Brandmeier takes us to The Concert. It was 1988 and somebody, no, lots and lots of somebodys, told this asshole that he was funny and he should have his own radio show and band and tour and fans and video called The Concert... and sheesh, I'm glad they did, because this penis-for-dick is terrible. So, here's a song and a skit.