JC IN THE HOUSE!

Courtesy of The Island of Misfit Tapes!

MC VAN PEEBLES: TRADING PLACES

So....Melvin and Mario Van Peebles. Enjoy their sexist, racist, body-swap homophobic rap video that accompanies the feature Identity Crisis

DISSIN' DEMONS!

T-Bone - Tha Life of a Hoodlum from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Don't miss EiT LIVE at The Crown in Baltimore TONIGHT, and hey, might as well try and swing by the Maryland Deathfest too!  T-Bone would understand - plenty of demons!

RANDOM VIDEO SPRING CLEANING!

GET YOUR FIX OF 'BAD RAP'

If you want more, go here and get an instant download! tinyurl.com/nvmh8xj

Or, if you like to touch things, get the DVD here, which includes 'Comic Relief Zero!' as well!  That's two movies in one, plus our 50% off all DVD sale is still going strong!  

BAD RAP SAVES!

So you like bad rap huh? We got your bad rap right here!

STOP FUNK FAKERS + FILTHY SOAP ADS

MCD is back, motherfuckers!


BONUS:

COMING SOON

While Commodore Gilgamesh and Wrong Man are killin' it with Comic Relief Zero. I've been hard at work on a new movie!  Details to come, but all I will say is that you will never have to worry about what to put on at a party ever again.

MORE RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Rap! Spit in your mom's face! Whatever it takes to get that reefer, Curt-Hiss!  Trap or die!

RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Not sure how to spend the weekend?  Take Lenny's advice!  Run away from home. Meet a pusher-snake who works for Death. Let that snake introduce you to some cool rapping cats. Watch one die from a crack attack. Spread the word. The end.

THE ADVENTURES OF WIGGLY TOOTH

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection.

HOLIDAY TOUR BEEF!

As our two-coast tour heats up, so does our beef.  And with the east coast leg ruling as hard as it does, it's only natural we would record a diss track with MOUTH'S CRADLE letting the world know.

We did not start this, but we will finish it...

RADIO COMEDY ON YOUR TV!

Some generous person sent this tape to us years ago and I lost their name like a jerk. If that person is you, reveal yourself so we can thank you proper.

PUPPET RAP

WHO'S RAPPIN' TODAY?

It's All-Pro footballer and Renaissance Man Hershel Walker, of course!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

WORCESTER, MA! Come to the Firehouse tonight!

JOIN THE CAMEL CLUB NETWORK!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Getting funky while smoking may cause shortness of breath and hair fires.


BEACON, NY! Come to The Coffee Shoppe tonight!

SHOPPING FOR FITNESS

"In the future, everyone famous will be rapping for 15 minutes." - Sandy Worhall



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

ORLANDO! Will's Pub tonight! Doors at 8PM! EIT! at 9:45PM! Buy tickets!

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF RAPPIN, PART 3

COOL RULE RAP

Let's all get our helmets washed! And thanks, Cinefile!!!

KID N' PLAY VS. PREJUDICE!

SPLASH MOUNTAIN RAP

Featuring Nick from Family Ties and the Splash Mountain Dancers.

3 MINUTE CRASH COURSE

A driving instructor attempts to turn a group of misfits into responsible, road-worthy individuals in this 80's TV movie.

TELEPHONE RAPPIN!

This culture jam was made by Yonder Viddles before his vacation. Keep on truckin,' Yonder! Honk! Honk!

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF "RAPPIN'" PART 2

Your lowly Intern-thing is feeling a bit under the weather today, so I've decided to post the courtroom scene from Rappin'. Closing arguments, obviously.

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF "RAPPIN'"

Because who hasn't had a snack attack... then rapped about it... at a friend's workplace...

THE BALLAD OF GARRET QUILLIN!

This video has everything! Rap, rap, rap, Hanna Barbera characters talking jive, age-blind marriage, and the 2nd koolest kid in the universe! I'll admit Garret 'Straight Chillin' Quillin is no Duane, but dammit he is one kool lil' poochie!

SQUIRREL-TREE LOVE RAP!

You asked for the Chipper Love Rap - now here it is! Enjoy your Conifer Holocaust turkeys!

SURE, WHY NOT AN EGG RAP?

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about eggs.

RAPPIN' MATHEMATICS!

MOVE OVER, CHICKEN WING!

Impress all the other soulja boys and girls with these hot, barely choreographed summer dances!


Kids sure love that rappin'.

A LIL' SOMETHING FOR GRANDMA ON HUMP DAY

I tried to make a 2.5-minute version of the movie Rappin' but I failed miserably.

So here's something adorably inappropriate for you.



I still believe the 2.5 minute version can be done... I just can't cut out all that sweet, sweet rappin'.

WELCOME TO ERF... DAY

E.T. is a fearmonger, plain and simple. He is getting rich of global warming hysteria and with the media's help. Go back to your home planet, you fucking warm-profiteer.

YO, JESUS!

HOT CLIPS FOR THE WEEKEND!

Here's a cool rap and a hot jam by a new band to take you into the weekend with style.

QUIT TOBACCO, BUT STILL SMOKIN'

You can be a jerk all you want about this one, but I truly think that this is one cool granny. Have a good weekend, pals!

THE RETURN OF COLBY!

So I guess Colby runs a diner in his free time?

PRO WRESTLERS OR RENAISSANCE MEN?

T.G.I.F., am I right?

Since the big-bosses are in New York City and I've got the whole E.I.T. office to myself, I've decided to do nothing but: a) park in Commodore's 'precious' handicapped spot; b) spin myself sick in Ghoul Skool's chair; and c) post uncut music videos by professional wrestlers.

I now present Macho Man Randy Savage 'rapping' "Straight from the Heart"


And finally, Hacksaw Jim Duggan's "U.S.A." (also known as the inspiration for Fox News)

SERIOUSLY SOME EARLY 90S RAP BLOWS DUDE

Wow, rap sure has been dead a long time.

THE HISTORY OF MATH RAP

Multiplication 'aint nuthin' to fuck with.

ARE YOU GOING MY WAY?

Because the one thing kids love more than clueless adults rapping is vegetables.

LET'S RAP FIRE SAFETY

Get your lean on, kids. Smoke rises.

COUNTRY RAP ATTACK

Just try and stop yourself from dancing. I dare you.



Oh what I wouldn't give to hear that techno rendition.

EIT VS. TVC PART III

If there's one thing TV Carnage taught me, it's the power of subtlety. Today I humbly present these two quiet storms...

HIPPIE-HOP

THE TEAM OF THE EIGHTIES

I think every NFL team was under contract to produce a rap video in the 80s and we at EIT want to bring you every one of them. Here's one for the team of the Eighties, the San Francisco 49ers.



If you know of any more NFL raps, please let us know in the comments.

There's also this fan made song set to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire." Nothing gets me pumped up for football like a series of still images accompanied by a Billy Joel homage.

And of course, here's the Citizen Kane of NFL raps.

FUTURE SCHLOCK IN EXILE NO MORE!

Ok, we have a new Youtube account and we're working on uploading everything to Vimeo too in case something like this happens again. All the videos should be playable now, with the exception of "The Gay Agenda," which is a troublemaker so it will stay down for now. If you see any broken links we missed, please let us know in the comments and they will be fixed.

Here's an oldie but a goodie, one of the videos that inspired us to get into this crazy game: Click Clack Raps.



Now let us never speak of this ordeal again.

TIME TO GET IT ON, T. BONE...

The following is the recipe to end all of the world's problems.

FAT KID FROM SLIDERS BEAT BOXING

I wasn't planning three posts, but something terrible was on when I exited the DVR menu. Seemed like a sign.

10 OUTTA 10 WHITE CARIBBEAN RHYTHMS AGREE "420!"

Being a member of the Kottonmouth Kings and posse looks like fun, but I'd bet being in the KKK in their heyday was a real hootenanny too. If anyone can watch all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I'll buy you a Take 5.

A PIRATE RAP? JUST FOR ME?

I would have posted the whole song, but unless you're really high, it kinda drags on. Anyway, this buried treasure is from a Christian public access show from the 80's hosted by a man named Captain Hook. The Cap'n's story is a bit sad however. He was a biker from Indiana and lived life fast, until one day he lost a leg and an arm after wiping out on his chopper. He became a born again that very same day, and before his death had a 20 year career in television. The good news is that his show is supposedly still being broadcast in certain parts of the country, and lived the end of his days in sunny Hawaii, sippin' on non-alcoholic mai-tai's...

THIS AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S RECYCLING VIDEO

Recycling has a whole new look, buster.



Oh, and just in case you didn't hate Billy Joel enough...

PUFF PUFF GIVE GIVE, OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS...

These li'l nuggs almost make me want to put down the pipe and become a snitch.

Thanks to Marah for this one...


And this wiener is being 'scapegoated' by the Federal Government for his chain of marijuana dispensaries in Southern California. I guess he cannot 'handle his business, damn.'

BONER-SLAYING

If these douche sacs aren't a sign that sex has negative consequences, I don't know what is.


And now, for you hiphopsters out there...

ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!

Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!

So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.

Let's have a look!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BJ THE RAPPER AND THE CATS FROM OL' MIZZOU