Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Tuesday, October 02, 2018
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Friday, May 04, 2018
Friday, December 01, 2017
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Thursday, February 02, 2017
Monday, June 20, 2016
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Friday, April 08, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Friday, December 04, 2015
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING
Are you ready to carve the Thanksgiving turkey next week??
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Friday, September 11, 2015
Tuesday, September 08, 2015
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Friday, July 10, 2015
Monday, April 27, 2015
Friday, April 24, 2015
Friday, April 17, 2015
MEMORY HOLE: THIS IS YOU...
Tickets just went on sale for our 2 days (5/29 and 5/30) of shows at Central Cinema in Seattle! GET EM NOW!!!
Friday, March 27, 2015
MEMORY HOLE: SATAN'S DINNER PRAYER
Music by Nate Young (of Wolf Eyes): https://soundcloud.com/nate-young
and Danny T: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog
Friday, December 05, 2014
MEMORY HOLE: TOAST
Don't forget about our $10 DVD sale! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/ And we've got new T-shirts, patches, and audio cassettes! If you spend $40, you'll get a free mother fucking patch!!!!
Thursday, November 27, 2014
THANKSGIVING THROWBACK: MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING
Become an expert at carving the holiday bird!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
All EIT! DVDs are only $10 all month long! Plus new patches, shirts, and cassettes! GETEM!
Friday, October 17, 2014
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
EIF! WEEK CONTINUES
EIF 2014: HUNGRY w/ Kobayashi in person! (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
EIF 2014: MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES II from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
Yes, Kobayashi will be at EIF! this year IN PERSON! And to anyone who was lucky enough to see last years' Most Outrageous Video Games show knows this must be seen to be believed.
Tickets for My Lunch With Kobayashi (feat. L.A. premiere of "Hungry"!) available HERE.
Tickets for Cinefamily's Most Outrageous Video Games 2 available HERE.
EIF 2014: MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES II from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
Yes, Kobayashi will be at EIF! this year IN PERSON! And to anyone who was lucky enough to see last years' Most Outrageous Video Games show knows this must be seen to be believed.
Tickets for My Lunch With Kobayashi (feat. L.A. premiere of "Hungry"!) available HERE.
Tickets for Cinefamily's Most Outrageous Video Games 2 available HERE.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Friday, January 17, 2014
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING
Become an expert at carving the holiday bird! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tickets are on sale now for our 12/10 show in Tampa @ Crowbar!
Tickets are on sale now for our 12/10 show in Tampa @ Crowbar!
Monday, April 22, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
THE 2-B MOMS
I'm pretty sure the main rap artist in this video is pregnant with a pillow, but the choreography is top notch.
Friday, February 01, 2013
CHAOS THEORY
Watch EIT's own Ghoul Skool, Rem Lezar, and Bobby Nintendo completely dork out in this action-packed trailer from 1999 or 2000!
Plus, here are some weird commercials from Channel 43 in Cleveland circa 1986?
Plus, here are some weird commercials from Channel 43 in Cleveland circa 1986?
Friday, August 31, 2012
FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 2
Without further ado, here are final championship-clinching videos from Deeper Understanding!
Their final video can be found here. If the thumbnail of a butthole didn't tip you off, it's very NSFMW.
Their final video can be found here. If the thumbnail of a butthole didn't tip you off, it's very NSFMW.
Friday, June 08, 2012
HOW TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES + HAMBURGERS
If we ever do 'Sad Week', I'll re-post this without the beat.
And do not forget there'll be a real life BURGER BAR this Saturday at Cinefamily for our very first VIDEO NIGHTS featuring 'Hamburger: The Motion Picture!' and tons of other found footage kush, bro! Get your tickets now!
Thursday, February 02, 2012
WHO ARE WE?
A collection of commercials recorded during tv court shows. Who are we? Now that’s us. And I don’t have to stab my fingertips anymore.
Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!
All Dogs Go On Tour! keeps on trucking tonight in Columbia, MO at Ragtag Cinema at 9:45 PM! Buy tickets here!
Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!
All Dogs Go On Tour! keeps on trucking tonight in Columbia, MO at Ragtag Cinema at 9:45 PM! Buy tickets here!
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Monday, April 04, 2011
ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: RICH JUZWIAK!
Exciting news in Terribleland! We've invited several people whose work we admire to join the EIT! family as guest bloggers. We'll reveal the full details once all the contracts are signed and the Jerrys exchanged, but in the meantime, let's get started!
First up is renowned supercutist and gifmaster Rich Juzwiak from FourFour. If you are not familiar with the name, you most likely have seen his videos which include I'm Not Here to Make Friends, Mirror Scares, Country Hip Hop Dancing, Bella Dancerella, and the Marky Mark Workout among many, many more.
Today, Rich brings us the divine wackness of DC Talk! (Go here to read Rich's full writeup.)
First up is renowned supercutist and gifmaster Rich Juzwiak from FourFour. If you are not familiar with the name, you most likely have seen his videos which include I'm Not Here to Make Friends, Mirror Scares, Country Hip Hop Dancing, Bella Dancerella, and the Marky Mark Workout among many, many more.
Today, Rich brings us the divine wackness of DC Talk! (Go here to read Rich's full writeup.)
Thursday, March 10, 2011
FROM THE CHRONICLES OF "RAPPIN'"
Because who hasn't had a snack attack... then rapped about it... at a friend's workplace...
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
YOU NEED THIS CRAP!
Thanks to Clayton in Denver for the creepy dolls video! More to come from that gem.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Saturday, August 07, 2010
WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!
This ain't your stupid parents' church.
Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)
And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.
MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)
And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.
MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Monday, June 21, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, February 08, 2010
THE BALLAD OF BEER
Has the sizzle gone out of your relationship with beer? Worry no more, because we're here to reignite that spark.
Now don't you want to start drinking again?
Now don't you want to start drinking again?
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
CHOCOROTICA
Forget about those vampires, ladies, because we've found you the ultimate demon lover: sweet, smooth, seductive chocolate.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS
Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.
Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.
Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.
Friday, April 24, 2009
THEY STILL MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR means it's time for eggs!
Finally there's a cross you can hold uncomfortably close to your eyeball!
Finally there's a cross you can hold uncomfortably close to your eyeball!
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
IT'S INFOMERCIAL DAY AT EIT!
Say what you will about the withered souls of infomercial producers, but they sure do know who watches paid programming at 3 am:
stupid people,
girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),
and budding serial killers.
Oh, and, uhm, us.
stupid people,
girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),
and budding serial killers.
Oh, and, uhm, us.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
A TERRIBLE DEAL
What kind of asshole bear takes a bite out of every brownie before selling it? Can't you get hepatitis from bear saliva?
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
THE COMMODORE SAYS GOODBYE
I just thought I'd let all you lil EIT-ers out there in Terrible Land know that I am going to be taking a month long vacation from our crappy little blog. I'm having brain surgery. Here's a few more bad 80's commercials for the road.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
COMMODORE GILGAMESH PRESENTS THE KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION #1
What the fuck does he mean by 'you people?'
A shout out to the drab existence of the OH!
Finally, a watch that is a ring and a ring that is a watch! What'll LA come up with next?
A shout out to the drab existence of the OH!
Finally, a watch that is a ring and a ring that is a watch! What'll LA come up with next?
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?
I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Friday, December 28, 2007
YOUR BLUES AIN'T LIKE MINE
While mingling with other TV Carnage fans, I came across these guys, and I think their work speaks for itself.
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