DESTROY THE BINARY

KOUNTRY DANCING 4 KIDS

AIR HUMPING SCHOOL

KIDS GROOVE

YOUNG VAN HELSING BUTT ROCK

DUCK DANCE

DUCK DANCE /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

DANCE BATTLE

DANCE BATTLE /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

SPIDER IS A ROCK GOD!

SPIDER IS A ROCK GOD /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

I WANT AN OLD ALCOHOLIC'S NOSE!

STOP FAKING SICK!

CHI CHI CHA CHA CHA

BEING A TEEN JIMMY IS HARD

BOARD TO DEATH

GOD HATES RAP MUSIC!

DANCING WITH YOUR DOG!

MUSIC MONDAY: DO THE ELECTRIC SLIDE!

KIDS SHREDDING DAT DANCE FLOOR!

START DANCING WITH JUMP 5!

Courtesy of The Island of Misfit Tapes​!

DANCE HIP HOP

TAKE A DANCE BREAK!

HIP HOP IS FOR EVERYONE

HIP-HOP HATS

MEMORY HOLE: CRANIAL DEFORMITY DANCE DAD

HOW 2 CONGA!

THE SHIMMY SLIDE

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/1 Boise show at Crazy Horse! Get em here!!!!

MUSIC MONDAY: DINO JONES

Happy Music Monday! Enjoy this children's song about dinosaurs featuring an robot dinosaur!

MUSIC MONDAYS: DORA HALL!

JEFF & TOMMY PERFORM HUMDINGER!

Classic 1996 Jeff and Tommy. Classic 1996 Sich Mang.

HUNK WEEK IS COMING FOR YOU!

COUNTRY STYLE!

MEMORY HOLE: ONE MAN DANCE MACHINE

Featuring jamz by Sich Mang and Gus.

SLOW MOVE HYPNOSIS!

UNDULATIONS! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

You are feeling very, very slow. A great way to celebrate life's passages!

COREY FELDMAN. KING OF POP.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Want to have your husband groped by grown up theater kids all night?  Want to be forced to participate in various corporate themed dance numbers?  Want to know what it's like at an EIT! live show?  Let CHEZ-ZAM take control of your fantarealms and hyperscapes!

This has been in my collection for quite some time now, and I hold it very near and dear to my heart.  It is everything I want in a live event.  Period.

-Ghoul Skool

SHOW US YOUR JERRYS!

"Listen Everybody, Part 1" by Hugs'n'Kisses from Casualties of Happiness

FLEX 4 CHECKS

Reach for it, Sam...

AN ASTROLOGY CAROL 4 EVERYONE!

Unfortunately Harvey Sid Fisher doesn't like that we like his videos his videos as much as we do. As per Mr. Fisher's wishes, I took them down. So now Ghoul Skool's mom won't get sued. Anywho, here's a pretty awesome sampler of the astrology jamz!



If you wish to buy the VHS tape of all 12 songs in their entirety, go here! And just in case you were so upset that we had to take these down, that you were going to start underage smoking...

1 MINUTE BABEL

Starring Brad Pitt.

3 MINUTE SUMMER FANTASY

THE SPIRITUAL DANCE TO ECSTASY

Dance, Hippy, Dance!

HOW TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES + HAMBURGERS

If we ever do 'Sad Week', I'll re-post this without the beat.  

And do not forget there'll be a real life BURGER BAR this Saturday at Cinefamily for our very first VIDEO NIGHTS featuring 'Hamburger: The Motion Picture!' and tons of other found footage kush, bro! Get your tickets now!

DUANEGEIST

It's time to wake up.

It's time to ignore the history They want you to believe and realize that Duane is alive, and we WILL find him.

DANCE MAGICK!

A TYPICAL DAY AT THE MODELING STUDIO

Seems legit.



Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

JOIN THE CAMEL CLUB NETWORK!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Getting funky while smoking may cause shortness of breath and hair fires.


BEACON, NY! Come to The Coffee Shoppe tonight!

HUNKS FOR DUMMIES!

There's plenty more vintage aged beef where this came from! Stay tuned to EverythingIsTerrible.com for more barely-sapien babes! Hubba! Hubba!



Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez rolls into the land of hunks tonight! Meet the sexiest men on the internet at the Crowbar in Tampa! Tonight! 8 pm! Live! Dancing! All Male Review! Arf!

CATSTEPPIN'

A GROOVY METAPHOR FOR NONSENSE

From the movie "Logashu"



Special thanks to Odd Obsession. Tickets are on sale now for EIT! in San Francisco! 2/17/12!

DANCE IT AWAY WITH DOCTOR A

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

CLUB MED DANCE SCHOOL!

Do you miss dancing to all your least favorite songs? anyways, have you seen this awesome video by Blackmagic Rollercoaster?

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

SPLASH MOUNTAIN RAP

Featuring Nick from Family Ties and the Splash Mountain Dancers.

IS THIS THE COOL WORLD?

The answer may surprise you...



From the "movie" Portfolio.

IT ALL ENDS SOON!

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS, PART 1

This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:



It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.

CHAIR DANCING THROUGH THE DECADES!

Guest blogger Rich Juzwiak from FourFour is back with the evolution of chair dancing. Now with more hip hop!


You can learn more about chair dancing here!

We are also proud to be a part of this wonderful weekend at Cinefamily this weekend- MONDO SUPERHERO! Even if you can't make it, maybe this trailer will convince you to move out to LA and walk the streets of Hollywood Blvd dressed as Fin Fang Foom for a buck a photo. (NSFW)

BAD VIBRATIONS

What if a musician with no hands teamed up with a rave promoter? Perhaps he would become a Robo-DJ.



This movie is Vibrations. It should be coveted.

2-MINUTE PULSEBEAT!

One aerobics montage followed by another followed by an aerobics themed sex scene followed by another. This movie sent me straight to bonertown.

THE BALLAD OF GARRET QUILLIN!

This video has everything! Rap, rap, rap, Hanna Barbera characters talking jive, age-blind marriage, and the 2nd koolest kid in the universe! I'll admit Garret 'Straight Chillin' Quillin is no Duane, but dammit he is one kool lil' poochie!

EVERYTHING IS WHACK!! IN CHICAGO

EVERyTHING IS WHACK!!, at Chicago's Beauty Bar on Sunday (2/20/11) at 9PM, features a totally radical blend of obscure and off-kilter music mashed with the insanity inducing found footage visual fuckfest of Everything Is Terrible! It is guaranteed to be an ear-bleeding, eye-scratching-out, head fuck of a dance party featuring the sounds of Odd Obsessions' unRad Brian, Ruffy, and Tuffy. Fun, fun, fun!

HONOR YOUR PARTNER

listen up. There is going to be a dance party this Sunday in Chicagee and it is going to be pretty fucking whack. But wait you say - doesn't whack mean bad!?!? We took back the Terrible and now we are taking back the Whack. And it is all going to be free! The djs from Odd Obsession Movies will be playing all the whackest soul, dancehall, and downright dirty grooves while The Commodore, The Intern, and Y.V. lay down the whackest video tracks from the EIT! vaults. It is going to be a hootenany folks - so put on your dancin' shoes and pop in your favorite dance instructional - cuz you're gonna' need the practice. Beauty Bar. Chicago, Illinois. 9pm. Dance! Booya!

THE DOC WITH THE COCK THAT ROCKS

This tape is a lot like DJ Shadow's 'Entroducing' for me. Sure, it's a little dated, but every time I go back there's all sorts of little things I never remember being there. Maybe it has to do with maturity, where each time I watch I'm a little older and a tad wiser which makes me experience it in a whole new way. And dammit, I am going to use the whole part of the buffalo here and share with you proof that there is a God, and God's a lady who knows what she wants. TGIF!



And this is happening on Saturday! GET YOUR TIX BEFORE IT SELLS OUT, NEW YORK!

PUMP IT UP!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! DETROIT @ BURTON THEATRE! $7! GET TICKETS NOW!

YOU CAN BE A ROBOT TOO

Few things are as beautiful as this. If anyone knows anyone who was a part of making this happen, please let me know. I'm serious...



Oh yeah, and if you haven't pre-ordered our latest DVD yet, remember you can always change. Just tell yourself today is going to be different. Today is the fucking day.

MOVE OVER, CHICKEN WING!

Impress all the other soulja boys and girls with these hot, barely choreographed summer dances!


Kids sure love that rappin'.

3-MINUTE BOY WONDERZ!

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video is from Operator Overload of Decatur, GA! OMG!!!!!

MONDO MUSICAL MIX NIGHT & JAILBIRD ROCK THIS SATURDAY!

Hey Los Angeles, EIT's 'real family' aka The Cinefamily is putting on a pretty kickass show this weekend, and if you miss it, well, you're dead to us.

Watch this trailer and tell me you're not up for this. I dare you.


Now, get your dick outta my face!

HAPPY EARTHDAY EVE!

LET'S WATCH THOSE GIRLS!

Join Miss Cathy, Miss Deb and My Brother Bob for some real Country Fun!

INTERNATIONAL SMACKDOWN

Ghoul Skool, I'll take your Super Xuxa and raise you one Rajini Kanth, known simply to his legions of fans as SUPERSTAR. Despite his ill-defined chin and lack of dancing ability, this dude is the highest paid actor in India. A fan even set himself on fire out of love for SUPERSTAR!



We love you SUPERSTAR!



To declare your undying love, visit:

http://www.rajinikanth.com/

http://www.rajinifans.com/

LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL...

Over the last year, we've been contacted by hundreds of supposed Duanes! and we are fed up with it all. We want Duane! and we want Duane! now! This Friday, at the Music Box Theatre at 10:30 PM, could the real Duane please step forward? If you do not, I cannot say what Ghoul Skool will do...



(Duane, you should probably buy your ticket pre-sale, so you can get a seat)

EIT ON CHIC-A-GO-GO!

Last week, EIT's Chicago chapter got to realize a dream by appearing on Chic-a-go-go, Chicago's longest running cable access dance show for kids!! Thanks to Ratso the rat puppet for the interview:


We even got to back up America's preeminent soul bagpipe player, Honey Blo!

ROCK MUSIC, MARIJUANA, DUNGEONS, DRAGONS AND THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE DVD OUT JUNE 20TH!!!!!

COUNTRY RAP ATTACK

Just try and stop yourself from dancing. I dare you.



Oh what I wouldn't give to hear that techno rendition.

FLIRTING WITH MARTIAL ARTS

UPDATE: Whoopsie, this one's been ceased and desisted.

BLAME 9/11 ON THE MACARENA

I'm not trying to be a dick, but I find it super gross that a percentage of men must find Charo hot. Otherwise she wouldn't have a career, right? According to Wikipedia, she was paid the same salaries Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra when performing in Vegas- which confuses me even more. I wanna say it's cause she has some sort of weird, grown-up sexuality to her, but then I throw up in my mouth a little and think of men who must have been turned on by this.



I also like that they used a Macarena knock-off track during the whole video. Nice job, team.

MUCH LOVE FOXXI & BAMBI

New York is blessed with the fine show Foxxi & Bambi; here's a sampling.



LADIES SHAKE YOUR COULOS! Check out their awesome Myspace page.

LET PATSY, PATRICK AND BAMBI SWAYZE TEACH YOU DANCING

I really cant figure out what this video was trying to accomplish other than to make me fall in love with Bambi Swayze. Nice work, Patsy, real nice work.

DUANE RULES, OTHERS DROOL

Duane is my dawg...

DOUBLE DIPPING

I don't care if I'm double dipping, but here are two videos we made last near that no one seemed to notice.





Thanks to Mason for the props. Check out his stuff too, it's the exact opposite of terrible.

LEARN HIP HOP DANCE FROM A CROSSDRESSING POWER RANGER!

It was nice of the producers to make the black guy the Black Ranger and the Asian girl the Yellow Ranger. It makes it easier for racists to tell them apart.

Also the Red Ranger (who really should have been Native American for consistency) dances just like Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

THE BALLAD OF VINCENT

Check out the trailer for the upcoming Vincent documentary at Zweeble Films.

HULK HOGAN NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION...

... but here are a few anyway. Apparently kids tuning into "Hulk Hogan's Rock'n'Wrestling" needed a warm up and Hulk always does three sets of everything.

Look for a special guest appearance from Meatloaf.
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From the collection of Ryan Hill.

THE BEST OF BAD NEWS

Cocaine Jesus


Prayer at the Pump


Molested by Bigfoot


Mad Skillz


Elmo Will Kill You

CHRISTIANS CAN ROCK OUT, TOO...

COWABUNGA! WILL MAKE YOU SKINNY...

... or maybe fat, depending.

HOOTEIRE CINEMA

Today, I present to you a genre of films that really means a lot to me. A genre overlooked by college professors and pretentious jerks everywhere: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, 'Hooteire Cinema' (aka Hooter Cinema to the laymen).

Cinema historians and critics defined the canon of Hooteire Cinema in retrospect; many of those involved in the making of classic bonerrific movies later professed to be unaware of having created a distinctive type of film. Hooteires embrace a variety of genres, from the strong willed woman trying to make her way as a stripper to support her only son, to the strong willed woman trying to climb the corporate ladder in a cruel, man's world. Although the premises of these films may have been as varied as the protagonists' bikini collection, one fact kept them all together- hooters are awesome.

It's hard to believe, but as far as the critics are concerned, Hooteire Cinema will forever be the surgical scar on the boob job that is modern Hollywood. But I defy any film critic working today to tell me they don't have fond memories of sitting in their parents basement at 1am on a Friday, watching 'The Great Bikini Off Road Adventure' in awe with the sound turned off so their parents don't wake up. I'm getting teary penised just thinking about it.

JUST A FANTASY?

No, a reality.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THERE IS NO GOD.

Audio Adrenaline - PDA

VIDEO KARAOKE!

I love watching white people make white people look stupid. And in this case I love it even more because somewhere there are white people watching these white people look stupid who look even more stupid than the white people in this video, who look stupid.




*From the collection of Yonder Vittles.

T IS FOR TERRIBLE

Mr. T reminds us of what it means to be Terrible.

STAY OFF THAT DUST

It's been a while, but the siren song of crap has called Future Schlock back to the fold. Please accept this video (from the highly recommended Death Drug) as a token of our apologies.

A PIRATE RAP? JUST FOR ME?

I would have posted the whole song, but unless you're really high, it kinda drags on. Anyway, this buried treasure is from a Christian public access show from the 80's hosted by a man named Captain Hook. The Cap'n's story is a bit sad however. He was a biker from Indiana and lived life fast, until one day he lost a leg and an arm after wiping out on his chopper. He became a born again that very same day, and before his death had a 20 year career in television. The good news is that his show is supposedly still being broadcast in certain parts of the country, and lived the end of his days in sunny Hawaii, sippin' on non-alcoholic mai-tai's...

AN AVERAGE DAY IN 1985

Back then, we called these 'Mondays.'

CRANK DAT TAPPERCISE (TELL EM)

What a weekend.

ME & MY CREEPY LITTLE SHADOWS

Phil Donahue dances the night away with a gang of Mini Donahue-Bots created specifically for his pleasure.

SOMETIMES THERE'S SO MUCH TERRIBLE IN THE WORLD I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T TAKE IT.

Seriously, this video made me think my heart was caving in. I'm not sure what a nervous breakdown is, but Jump 5 had me on the edge. I don't even know if it is the right kind of Terrible. All I know is that I sat through it and it hurt, so I guess now it is your turn to feel my pain. God damn it, if only I was strong enough to kill myself...

OH, BOLLYWOOD

You're so reliably crazy it almost feels like cheating.