JESUS THINKS YOU'RE FAT

LADY SEINFELD'S INFERNO!

"You all know the French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre? Clap if you've heard of Sartre. Well, he says that Hell is other people. He must know my ex-boyfriend, right ladies!?"





(with apologies to Ghoul Skool)

CHICAGO! Can't get enough of those lady comedians telling lady jokes about lady things? Then join us TOMORROW NIGHT at the Hungry Brain as I kick off my new monthly residency with Kristin Clifford, Lisa Laureta, The Puterbaugh Sisters and Stephanie Hasz explaining HOW TO BE A WOMAN! 9pm! Free! Tweet about it!

KOMMERCIAL KORNER

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

But how does it work again?

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: AARON VALDEZ

Aaron Valdez is a member of the found footage collective Wreck and Salvage and the curator of Hard Stars, a tumblr archiving the celebrity workouts of yesteryear.

Today he brings us the Sid Caesar's Shape Up and it's all for you! All for you!


You can read more about the Sid Caesar's Shape Up here (with bonus gifs)! Nobody else can do it for you.

BECOME A HEALTH ADDICT

Cheat death with magnets and pills! (Results may vary.)

2E2T2 REJECT: FOOD!

A deleted scene from 2E2T2 (now on presale)!

WANNA LOSE FAT?!

Special thanks to UCB Comedy for hosting some of our new vids!

A NEW WAY TO STAY THE WAY YOU ARE

If you're like me you hate to exercise, in fact, you hate to do anything but take care of the kids and edit old VHS tapes all day. People always ask me, "Hey, Airwave Ranger how do you look so damn good without ever getting out of that chair?" and I say one word "Breathersize."

A BUCKET FULL OF TERRIBLE

Man she's zany.

THE SLIM SUIT

From the Internet Lurker.

SUZIE IS FAT AND I'M NOT!

I WISH SEINFELD HAD BEEN BORN A GIRL

Or maybe not...

VANNA WHITE IS BETTER THAN YOU

HOW'S YOUR BOWELS?

A couple weeks ago, I turned on my television to find this little freak trying to sell me some detox product. Sick. Also, is it just me, or does this guy look like an overcooked John Waters?

VITA-MIX

"Catch the vision"