Wednesday, December 13, 2017

T H E G R E A T S A T A N



On DVD, VHS, and download 2/9 and on tour:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse
2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21
2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - TBD
2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)
2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)
2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)
2/21 - Milwaukee - TBD
2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)
2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)
2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35
2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)
2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)
2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)
3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre
3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)
3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)
3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)
3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)
3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)
3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)
3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)
3/12 - Chattanooga - Palace Picture House
3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)
3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)
3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)
3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - TBD
3/18 - San Antonio - Central Library Auditorium (FREE)
3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)
3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema
3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)
3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)
3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)
3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)
3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)
3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!

Friday, December 08, 2017

TODAY IS OUR 10TH BIRTHDAY!


10 years ago today, Ghoul Skool made history by posting 15-Minute IT, originally created by Matt Carter, but remade from memory by Ghoulie. That was one of the tapes that started us on our path to becoming Everything Is Terrible! We really can't believe that all of this has really happened, so thanks for making it so. We're not going to stop anytime soon either, so get ready for T H E G R E A T S A T A N movie and tour, a pyramid of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes in the desert, and so much more! And remember, we love you more than anyone else in your life. Love, DAD

And don't forget, our bday party is this sunday! Do not mis this show! TIX HERE!

Thursday, December 07, 2017

THE BEST OF WRONGMAN!



As EIT! turns a decade old, we mined the archives to find our favorite posts of all time. Today, we celebrate the wonderous WrongMan!

When this whole thing started, it was just a way to share found footage amongst a group of friends that were scattered across the country, and now that group includes each and everyone of you! Thank you so very much for all your love, support and precious attention!

YOU ARE ALL THE BEST CATS IN THE UNITED STATES!!

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

THE BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH!



Since I started EIT! with my pals 10 years ago, I've posted on this website 578 times, edited at least 321 EIT + 93 Memory Hole vids, made 6 EIT! movies, and booked + performed in over 350 live shows. I'm excited for the next 10. Thanks for being a Duaniac! Love Always, CG/DAD!

Tix are still available for our 10th bday show at The Regent in LA this Sunday! GET EM HERE!

Monday, December 04, 2017

THE BEST OF MUSIC MONDAY!



To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, we're giving you 90 minutes of our favorite music video hits! If you'd like to support our mission of world dominance, buy the Music Video Hits! DVD here!

HOODIES!


New EIT! hoodies are in! Order this week and use the promo code DUANIACS and get free shipping! BUY NOW!

*** These images are of a slightly fucked up test run. The actual text on the back will be at the bottom rather than the top!***


Sunday, December 03, 2017

THE BEST OF REM LEZAR!



To  celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Rem Lezar!

Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!

Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!

And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!