This exploration of the mystical gates of the perineum comes to us from Dr. Bruce Kumar Frantzis - practitioner of the ancient healing art of Chi Gung.
UPDATE: SORRY FOLKS, THIS VIDEO DONE GOT CEASE & DESISTED!
A devoted member of the EIT! community rescued this tape from the bin while cleaning out her grandparents' old place in New Mexico. Thank you Maggie. Thank you New Mexico. Thank you grandparents. Thank you cosmos.
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Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Thursday, July 01, 2010
TONIGHT! CHICAGO!
Tonight at 9:45 PM at the Music Box, will be your only chance to enact revenge on our favorite overweight christian robot creep! Come see Colby live! Tonight! Buy your tickets now!
Oh yeah, and some movie will be playing too.
Oh yeah, and some movie will be playing too.
Monday, June 28, 2010
JULY 1ST IT BEGINS!
Chicago! Buy your tickets now! There is a reason to keep on trucking (like those bears from Ratdog Tees), at least until the end of the week. Did we mention that Colby would be there?! Holy Shit! Dance party/dvd release party at Schubas Upstairs after the show! Holy Fucking Shit! Make sure to wash your helmets before you come!
Booya to the world!
Booya to the world!
Monday, May 31, 2010
PUBLIC ACCESS, HAWAIIAN STYLE
We're kicking off TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT week with this public access megamix from D. J. Parsons of Hawaii!
Saturday, February 06, 2010
MEDICAL MADNESS
People of the Internet!
EIT has signed a historical pact with HORROR REMIX and we will be appearing at the Studio Movie Grill in Dallas, TX this March 18th! Holy shit!
But first, come play doctor as Horror Remix presents... Health Care!
Wednesday, February 10th, 10pm
Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
San Antonio, TX
Winchester, VA
EIT has signed a historical pact with HORROR REMIX and we will be appearing at the Studio Movie Grill in Dallas, TX this March 18th! Holy shit!
But first, come play doctor as Horror Remix presents... Health Care!
Wednesday, February 10th, 10pm
Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
San Antonio, TX
Winchester, VA
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
PICASSO WAS A PERVERT
WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.
UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.
VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.
UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.
VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
GOODNIGHT, SWEET CREEPS...
Maybe it's just my love of making montages, but until we get our videos re-uploaded, I like to think of these clips as dead. ALL OLD VIDEOS WILL BE BACK SOON!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
YOGI OGI DOGI!
If Nader won the presidency in 2000, this is what your trip to work would look like...
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
FEMINISM BY WHIRLPOOL
Jesus Christ, Carol. Voting? What are you, some kind of invert?
Family means never saying anything unpleasant.
Be sure to visit the Prelinger Archives online for lots more mental hygiene goodness. It's in the public domain!
Family means never saying anything unpleasant.
Be sure to visit the Prelinger Archives online for lots more mental hygiene goodness. It's in the public domain!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
FUTURE SCHLOCK IN EXILE NO MORE!
Ok, we have a new Youtube account and we're working on uploading everything to Vimeo too in case something like this happens again. All the videos should be playable now, with the exception of "The Gay Agenda," which is a troublemaker so it will stay down for now. If you see any broken links we missed, please let us know in the comments and they will be fixed.
Here's an oldie but a goodie, one of the videos that inspired us to get into this crazy game: Click Clack Raps.
Now let us never speak of this ordeal again.
Here's an oldie but a goodie, one of the videos that inspired us to get into this crazy game: Click Clack Raps.
Now let us never speak of this ordeal again.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
EXPOSING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
Oppressing other people to cover up your own sexual insecurities is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
For the record, this video does not reflect the views of Future Schlock. We think these homophobes are insane assholes, too.
UPDATE: Sorry, this video is TOO HOT for the internet.
For the record, this video does not reflect the views of Future Schlock. We think these homophobes are insane assholes, too.
UPDATE: Sorry, this video is TOO HOT for the internet.
Friday, December 05, 2008
GOD BLESS THE NON-BELIEVERS...
...for without them, Christians would stop making videos like these.
An ex-biker pirate performs an autopsy for kids from the same kids show as "God is Not a Child Abuser."
No suicide pact will stop Freedom Village USA:
An ex-biker pirate performs an autopsy for kids from the same kids show as "God is Not a Child Abuser."
No suicide pact will stop Freedom Village USA:
Sunday, October 26, 2008
HULK HOGAN NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION...
... but here are a few anyway. Apparently kids tuning into "Hulk Hogan's Rock'n'Wrestling" needed a warm up and Hulk always does three sets of everything.
Look for a special guest appearance from Meatloaf.
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From the collection of Ryan Hill.
Look for a special guest appearance from Meatloaf.
.
From the collection of Ryan Hill.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
THE PLIGHT OF DOLPH
Like most of you, I have followed the work of Dolph Lundgren for well over two decades. Some claim that he peaked in the titular role of Mark Goldblatt's urban-street-crime-drama-thriller "The Punisher"; others say his career has been on a downhill slope since his turn as the Street Preacher in "Johnny Mnemonic".
But true fans know that Dolph never looked better than he did in the flight suit of Major Jack Holloway in 1999's "Storm Catcher".
I now present to you a scene that was snubbed by the Academy (who gave the Oscar to that so-called "actor" Kevin Spacey), which I have titled:
What Dolph Knows...
And as an added bonus, I present to you:
What Dolph Is Supposed To Have Done...
Visit the official site of the action hero actor Dolph Lundgren.
But true fans know that Dolph never looked better than he did in the flight suit of Major Jack Holloway in 1999's "Storm Catcher".
I now present to you a scene that was snubbed by the Academy (who gave the Oscar to that so-called "actor" Kevin Spacey), which I have titled:
What Dolph Knows...
And as an added bonus, I present to you:
What Dolph Is Supposed To Have Done...
Visit the official site of the action hero actor Dolph Lundgren.
Friday, August 22, 2008
TWO FRIENDS... ONE CALLING
This one's for you, Ghoul. Trust that I'll always believe in you.
From the Collection of Mary Koneski
From the Collection of Mary Koneski
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
SPINOFFS GONE WILD
We got these DVDs for free at the Comicon. Comicon is a place where people pay large sums of money for worthless shit, so you know this stuff is Terrible.
Friday, August 01, 2008
IT'S INFOMERCIAL DAY AT EIT!
Say what you will about the withered souls of infomercial producers, but they sure do know who watches paid programming at 3 am:
stupid people,
girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),
and budding serial killers.
Oh, and, uhm, us.
stupid people,
girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),
and budding serial killers.
Oh, and, uhm, us.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
KEVIN SMITH SUCKS
So, I am in Cleveland this week, and finally got my EyeTV Hybrid working. With all the tapes I got here it looks like Ghoul Skool is finally ready to post original content for once. Anyway, I thought I would start off with this li'l stinker, only because it stars one of our own, Commodore Gilgamesh. I don't know why this was made, nor did I even knew it existed until last night. But it belongs here as much as any other pile of poo. More to come!
Monday, May 19, 2008
IT'S AWESOME!!!
Mr. Gilgamesh hates it when I post videos found on YouTube, but what does he expect me to do after finding these nuggs? No matter what happens, I want either of these announcers to do the eulogy at my funeral.
Monday, April 21, 2008
THOSE WERE DIFFERENT TIMES...
Tolkien once said "Most English-speaking people...will admit that cellar door is 'beautiful.' And he was right, 'cellar door' does sound quite pretty. The only thing is, I think by 'cellar' he meant 'Showbiz,' and by 'door' he meant 'Pizza.' I love these next two pieces so much because they represent to me what was beautiful about this country in the 1980's: Capitalism, polite racism, pizza, awkwardness, stupidity, horror, and wolves.
So please enjoy these next two nuggets, for me they they really sum up everything EIT stands for...
So please enjoy these next two nuggets, for me they they really sum up everything EIT stands for...
Saturday, April 12, 2008
APRIL IS FURRY MONTH AT EIT!
If you had to choose, which one would you fuck: Gerbert or Howard The Duck?
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!
Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!
So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.
Let's have a look!
So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.
Let's have a look!
Monday, March 17, 2008
SOME ANIMALS WERE PROBABLY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE
If you can ignore the fact that it's over three hours long and the subtitles are absolute gibberish, this movie has some of the most schlocktastic action sequences I have ever seen. Later on there's a tractor fight! Suck it, Bruckheimer.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, December 10, 2007
BLOOD AND GUNS (1980)
Blood and Guns: A Story of War and Passion
Starring: Orson Welles, Thomas Milian and John Steiner
If you poke around on the interweb looking for information on Blood and Guns you are not going to find out much about this one. There is neither an imdb or wikipedia entry under this title. I found a VHS copy of this movie swimming in a sea of delightful terribleness in the back room of Odd Obsession video in Chicago. I was attracted to this movie by the wonderful cover art - an implication of guns and babes within- and because it starred Orson Welles.
Blood and Guns takes place in Mexico during the revolution of 1913. This was a big time for revolutions, just a few years before Lenin and the boys started up with their own bit of shenanigans over Russia way. If you would like to read a bit more about this important period in Mexican history you should read John Reed’s Insurgent Mexico. If you want to watch a hilarious movie with oily-chested depictions of Mexicans speaking in English with a kinda' Italian kinda' Mexican accents, shoot em' ups on horseback, and a car falling over a cliff while engulfed in a ball of flames then Blood and Guns is for you.
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