COOL CAT SONG

LOOSE MEAT'S UNMARKED VHS VOL. #1: "SO-CAL"

LOOSE MEAT'S UNMARKED VHS VOLUME #1: "SO-CAL" from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

THE BODY SWAP!

THE BEST OF WRONGMAN!

As EIT! turns a decade old, we mined the archives to find our favorite posts of all time. Today, we celebrate the wonderous WrongMan!

When this whole thing started, it was just a way to share found footage amongst a group of friends that were scattered across the country, and now that group includes each and everyone of you! Thank you so very much for all your love, support and precious attention!

YOU ARE ALL THE BEST CATS IN THE UNITED STATES!!

MUSIC BABIES

THE AMAZING CAT!

MEMORY HOLE: CAT EYES

MEMORY HOLE: BANGERING

Is this your house?

EIT! IS A FALSE IDOL!

Worship us and worship Music Monday!

ANSWER THE PHONE.

BEST OF 2014: WRONG MAN

SO YOUR CAT NEEDS A THERAPIST?

CLIPSEDELIC PILOT!

At the beginning of 2014, the folks behind GOOPoftheGODS were asked by adultswim.com to make a monthly youtube clip show that recapped that month's happenings in one minute. The result was kinda insane and didn't grow wings and fly, but we like it!

MEOW

MEMORY HOLE: CATWOMAN

MEMORY HOLE: REAL MEN MEOW

4-MINUTE UNINVITED!

The greatest cat film of all time. Goodbye Cat Week.

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

2-MINUTE THE CAT IN THE HAT!

3-MINUTE A TALKING CAT!?!

SEXY CAT BATH (4 KIDZ?)!

NSFW depending on where you work! Happy Cat Week!

CAT MASSAGE: REDUX

EIT! Live comes to Boston tonight! 9:45! Brattle Theater in Harvard Square! See you tonighttt!

GHOST CAT RAPE?!

Speaking of catz! We're doing a cat-themed show tomorrow at The Roxie Theatre in San Francisco! BUY YER TICKETS HERE!

CRITTER HEAVEN!

CAT MASSAGE: CREATOR'S CUT

It's Memorial Day, so let's do some reminiscing... here's a brand-new cut of the infamous Cat Massage tape, coming to you from Maryjean Ballner herself. How meta is that?

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

3-MINUTE UNINVITED!

You're going to need about three and a half hours of lil' bub to recover from this monstrosity:



We'll be in Boston @ The Coolidge Corner on 12/14 @ 11:59PM (BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!)

CAT MASSAGE, INTERNATIONAL

As some of you know, we had the pleasure of hosting Maryjean Ballner at this years Everything is Festival in Los Angeles. She was kind enough to present a keynote presentation and give us a priceless treasure... a VHS tape of Cat Massage dubbed in Japanese! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARYJEAN! May you forever ride the "Cat Massage Crazy Train".

(Photo by Airwave Ranger)

LOOK AT THIS PHONE DIALING CAT!

Your move, hero dogs. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

CAT VIDEOS, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM!

EASY RIDERS

Cats on motorcycles with bitchin' music.

Make sure all you hip cats in Portland Maine check out my dogz at the Space Gallery 8pm tonight!

CATSTEPPIN'

OFFICIAL JERRY COUNT!

The numbers are finally in! 1,507! Jerrys! Holy shit! Thanks to everyone who has donated! We've done some great work here, but we've got a long way to go. Think of all those Jerrys out there... waiting, wishing, dreaming. One day, they will all be reunited! They must! I have a dream! And so does Georgia The Cat! Keep 'em koming!

Send them Jerrys to:

Everything Is Terrible!

PO BOX 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90042

THE EINSTEIN OF CATS

Genius. Advice columnist. Kitty cat.


Praise the kitty!

IT ALL ENDS SOON!

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!



Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.

IT'S TIME FOR CAT MASSAGE (FAN ART)!

Christmas came early this year here at EIT! headquarters, thanks to this masterpiece by our friend Sera in Portland!

THE MAJESTY OF CHRISTMAS MUSIC!

3 MINUTE HOW I SAVED THE PRESIDENT

Finally, a dog that tells people NOT to assassinate politicians.

ROXANNE THE CAT PRESENTS...

MUST SEE EIT ON CBS

Our good friend Maryjean Ballner has informed us that she will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight. Who knows... Maybe she'll do a duet with Rob Thomas. A boy can dream, can't he?

Congratulations, Maryjean! We'll be watching...

UPDATE: Now with video!

THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR CAT'S

We love our cats here at Everything Is Terrible! and want only the best for our bewhiskered friends. While we hope you never have to use any of the information found on this video we are providing it as a public service to all of the kitties of the world and the beautiful people who love them.

CAT MASSAGE UPDATE

Some people have asked us where we found "Your Cat Wants a Massage!" and one of those people just happened to be Maryjean Ballner, the loving-genius who created this masterpiece in 1998.



Maryjean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"

Maryjean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.

As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Maryjean!

Please visit Maryjean's site www.catmassage.com to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.

And for those of you living under a rock: here's the post that started this beautiful relationship.

THE ROCK CATS!

The critically acclaimed Rock Cats!, Chicago's only trained domestic cat band, have just been added to the Music Box show! Watch them here! This is seriously going to be the greatest show of all time.

Buy your tickets now before it is too late!

IF THERE EVER WAS A WIN-WIN SITUATION... IT'S CAT MASSAGE!

"Think of it as therapy for you." - Betty White



Oh and by the way: butt-horn.

THE TELLINGTON T-TOUCH

Cat Ladies:
You don't need to learn a bunch of fancy techniques for petting kitties. It might impress those bitches at the Cat Fancier's Association, but if you look deep into your heart, you already know. You like it, the kitties (sometimes) like it, just do it.

KUDDLY KITTENS!!!

Look, I know we here at EIT can be all 'Look at the jerk who raps about algebra!' - but I say enough is enough. Today I offer you all a VHS palette cleanser of the cutest kind...



This has already pissed off many people via YouTube in the 6 hours it's been posted.

BLANCHE LOVES SEX AND CATS

Everyone's favorite Golden Girl is crazy for cats!

JESUS IS GETTING WAY TOO CUTESIE

Your Lord and savior has been branding cats for years, but News at Nine made him famous for it.