Showing posts with label explosions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label explosions. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 05, 2019
THE TREE OF LIFE
Labels:
Christian
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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corporate
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explosions
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heaven
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music
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planes
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religious
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Monday, September 12, 2016
WE BRING IT DOWN
Labels:
9/11
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capitalism
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construction
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demolition
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explosions
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music
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music mondays
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Rem Lezar
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towers
Thursday, April 28, 2016
THE GREATEST ACTION MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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cops
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explosions
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guns
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WrongMan
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Happy Halloweeeeeen Ghouls & Gals! Love, Track Attack!
Labels:
80's
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explosions
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monsters
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slime
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smoking
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Track Attack
Thursday, June 25, 2015
NOOSH THE FLYING ROBOT
Will Noosh defend us from all these poorly crafted creatures?
(Music courtesy of Starspinner)
Labels:
explosions
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fight
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japan
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monsters
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music
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robots
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space
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Track Attack
Wednesday, July 09, 2014
2-MINUTE CROSSFIRE!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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action
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America
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creep
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explosions
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Future Schlock
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New York City
Thursday, March 06, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
2 MIN EXTERMINATOR 2
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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action
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drugs
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explosions
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violence
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Yonder Vittles
Wednesday, January 01, 2014
RIP 2013: FUTURE SCHLOCK
Happy 2014, everybody!!! Jake Jabs forever!!!!
Labels:
80's
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90's
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action
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babes
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commercial
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explosions
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furries
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Future Schlock
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how to
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jake jabs
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Once in a Lifetime
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porn
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puppets
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tigers
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
THE WORLD'S SECOND MOST ACTION PACKED ACTION MOVIE!
"Mankillers, also known as 12 Wild Women, was filmed in 1986 in and around Riverside, California, United States and was written and directed by David A. Prior. The film was shot back to back with Deadly Prey as part of the newly formed Action International Pictures."
What's that? You want to see this action masterpiece on the big screen? Then you're in luck, because it's playing TONIGHT as part of our Wednesday Rewind series in Chicago!
What's that? You want to see this action masterpiece on the big screen? Then you're in luck, because it's playing TONIGHT as part of our Wednesday Rewind series in Chicago!
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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babes
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explosions
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Future Schlock
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
TWO MINUTE WAR BUS COMMANDO!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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action
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Afghanastan
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America
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explosions
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guns
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Yonder Vittles
Sunday, September 02, 2012
FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3
There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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celebrities
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Christian
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explosions
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god
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guns
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ninja
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robots
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The Sadist
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women
Thursday, March 15, 2012
WHAT'S THE CODE WORD, BUTTHORN?
Attention Chicago: If you plan to attend the Midnight Screening of Gary Busey's "Bulletproof" at the Music Box Theatre on March 30th, you will NOT be admitted unless you know the code word...
And for those of you still on the fence, check out the poster we made:

And for those of you in Winchester, Virginia... you're going to the Alamo Drafthouse to see Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! tonight, right? RIGHT??
And for those of you still on the fence, check out the poster we made:

And for those of you in Winchester, Virginia... you're going to the Alamo Drafthouse to see Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! tonight, right? RIGHT??
Labels:
action
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bad acting
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butts
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explosions
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Gary Busey
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music box theatre
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WrongMan
Monday, March 12, 2012
2 MINUTE FIRE & ICE
A daredevil ski fantasy narrated by John Denver.
Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez is in Asheville tonight, C'mon down to Broadways, 10pm!! Buy tickets!!
Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez is in Asheville tonight, C'mon down to Broadways, 10pm!! Buy tickets!!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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break dancing
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Dante Fontana
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explosions
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romance
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stunts
Friday, February 10, 2012
MACHINE GUNS ARE(N'T) FOR EVERYONE
Hey all you Seattle Sea-Dawgs! Don't forget to check out DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! at Central Cinema tonight! And if you can't make it to the 7pm showing, there is an encore showing at 10pm! Check it out on Facebook and buy your tickets in advance at Central Cinema!
Labels:
90's
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explosions
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guns
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infomercial
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WrongMan
Thursday, November 03, 2011
THE BUG CHILL
I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.
In memory of Halloween 2011.
In memory of Halloween 2011.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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90's
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bad acting
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dance
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death
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explosions
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god
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halloween
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insects
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music
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musical
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violence
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WrongMan
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zombies
Monday, June 06, 2011
5 MINUTE LASER MISSION
Starring Ernest Borgnine as the Laser Master!
From the Aaron Valdez Collection at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars. You can read more about laser missions here!
From the Aaron Valdez Collection at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars. You can read more about laser missions here!
Labels:
80's
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Aaron Valdez
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action
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celebrities
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explosions
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Guest Blogger
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laser
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
2-MINUTE BLAST! (WITH EXPLOSIONS!)

If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:
(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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bad acting
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BP
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explosions
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green
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guns
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Intern-Thing
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stunts
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WrongMan
Monday, November 08, 2010
DEFENESTRATION NOW
This is it. My namesake and my legacy. I hope you like the sights and sounds of breaking glass as much as I do.
A special thanks to Mr. Deelite at The Immaculate Consumption for his invaluable assistance. Also thanks to fifty cent rentals and a lengthy period of unemployment without which this wouldn't have been possible.
UPDATE: I probably should have mentioned this is just the abridged version so it's not a complete history of film defenestration. The full version is over thirty minutes. Seriously.
A special thanks to Mr. Deelite at The Immaculate Consumption for his invaluable assistance. Also thanks to fifty cent rentals and a lengthy period of unemployment without which this wouldn't have been possible.
UPDATE: I probably should have mentioned this is just the abridged version so it's not a complete history of film defenestration. The full version is over thirty minutes. Seriously.
Labels:
defenestration
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Defenestrator III
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explosions
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supercut
Monday, June 14, 2010
NEVER BRING A JET TO A GUN FIGHT
We know how to take them down. Spread the word.
Labels:
90's
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airplanes
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Defenestrator III
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explosions
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guns
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
STUNT ROCK!!!
A million thanks to all the Chicagoans that came to the Hungry Brain last night! Our apologies to everyone that was left waiting outside, the bar was mobbed with a throng of Terrible people and the show reached capacity before it even started.
For all those who couldn't make it, here's a little taste of what you missed: EIT's first ever FOUR-minute movie! "Stunt Rock" was so jam packed with explosions, wizards, and mysterious dudes in hoods we just couldn't bear to cut it down any more.
For all those who couldn't make it, here's a little taste of what you missed: EIT's first ever FOUR-minute movie! "Stunt Rock" was so jam packed with explosions, wizards, and mysterious dudes in hoods we just couldn't bear to cut it down any more.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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Chicago
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EIT at the Movies
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explosions
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Future Schlock
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rock n' roll
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stunts
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wizards
Friday, July 10, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
FUCK THE BONUS!
This is the only way to dispose of terrorist scum like Gene Simmons.
Labels:
80's
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action
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b-movie
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Defenestrator III
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explosions
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Future Schlock
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Gene Simmons
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terrorist
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
BURT KEEPS GETTING OLDER, SHE STAYS THE SAME AGE
Oh Malone.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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Airwave Ranger
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Burt Reynolds
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celebrities
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creep
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explosions
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moustache
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
THE BOZ IS STONE COLD
Labels:
90's
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action
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bikes
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Defenestrator III
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explosions
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Future Schlock
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tough guys
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE...
That's the name of the movie.
Labels:
90's
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action
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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cops
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crime
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explosions
,
trailer
Sunday, March 16, 2008
GOOD GUYS ARE JUST HARDER TO KILL
Labels:
00's
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2 Minute Movie
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action
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America
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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explosions
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military
,
tough guys
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