Showing posts with label explosions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label explosions. Show all posts

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Saturday, October 31, 2015



Happy Halloweeeeeen Ghouls & Gals! Love, Track Attack!

Thursday, June 25, 2015

NOOSH THE FLYING ROBOT



Will Noosh defend us from all these poorly crafted creatures?
(Music courtesy of Starspinner)

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

THE WORLD'S SECOND MOST ACTION PACKED ACTION MOVIE!

"Mankillers, also known as 12 Wild Women, was filmed in 1986 in and around Riverside, California, United States and was written and directed by David A. Prior. The film was shot back to back with Deadly Prey as part of the newly formed Action International Pictures."



What's that? You want to see this action masterpiece on the big screen? Then you're in luck, because it's playing TONIGHT as part of our Wednesday Rewind series in Chicago!

Sunday, September 02, 2012

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3

There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.






Thursday, March 15, 2012

WHAT'S THE CODE WORD, BUTTHORN?

Attention Chicago: If you plan to attend the Midnight Screening of Gary Busey's "Bulletproof" at the Music Box Theatre on March 30th, you will NOT be admitted unless you know the code word...



And for those of you still on the fence, check out the poster we made:



And for those of you in Winchester, Virginia... you're going to the Alamo Drafthouse to see Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! tonight, right? RIGHT??

Monday, March 12, 2012

2 MINUTE FIRE & ICE

A daredevil ski fantasy narrated by John Denver.



Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez is in Asheville tonight, C'mon down to Broadways, 10pm!! Buy tickets!!

Friday, February 10, 2012

MACHINE GUNS ARE(N'T) FOR EVERYONE

Hey all you Seattle Sea-Dawgs! Don't forget to check out DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! at Central Cinema tonight! And if you can't make it to the 7pm showing, there is an encore showing at 10pm! Check it out on Facebook and buy your tickets in advance at Central Cinema!

Thursday, November 03, 2011

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

Monday, June 06, 2011

5 MINUTE LASER MISSION

Starring Ernest Borgnine as the Laser Master!


From the Aaron Valdez Collection at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars. You can read more about laser missions here!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

2-MINUTE BLAST! (WITH EXPLOSIONS!)




If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:



(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)

Monday, November 08, 2010

DEFENESTRATION NOW

This is it. My namesake and my legacy. I hope you like the sights and sounds of breaking glass as much as I do.



A special thanks to Mr. Deelite at The Immaculate Consumption for his invaluable assistance. Also thanks to fifty cent rentals and a lengthy period of unemployment without which this wouldn't have been possible.

UPDATE: I probably should have mentioned this is just the abridged version so it's not a complete history of film defenestration. The full version is over thirty minutes. Seriously.

Monday, June 14, 2010

NEVER BRING A JET TO A GUN FIGHT



We know how to take them down. Spread the word.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

STUNT ROCK!!!

A million thanks to all the Chicagoans that came to the Hungry Brain last night! Our apologies to everyone that was left waiting outside, the bar was mobbed with a throng of Terrible people and the show reached capacity before it even started.

For all those who couldn't make it, here's a little taste of what you missed: EIT's first ever FOUR-minute movie! "Stunt Rock" was so jam packed with explosions, wizards, and mysterious dudes in hoods we just couldn't bear to cut it down any more.

Friday, January 09, 2009

FUCK THE BONUS!

This is the only way to dispose of terrorist scum like Gene Simmons.