Showing posts with label dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dogs. Show all posts
Friday, November 16, 2018
Tuesday, September 04, 2018
Friday, July 27, 2018
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
Thursday, March 08, 2018
Wednesday, November 08, 2017
Thursday, November 02, 2017
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Friday, March 10, 2017
Thursday, January 05, 2017
Friday, December 09, 2016
Thursday, December 01, 2016
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Thursday, May 19, 2016
DOG'S EYE VIEW
LOOSE MEAT presents: DOGS ON ROOFS
Stare into the caninabyss with these contemplative companions on the widow's peak of existence.
[ https://youtu.be/i9Wl3WAEeTw ]
Thursday, February 18, 2016
RINGO DEATHSTARR - STARE AT THE SUN!
Our pals at Black Magic Rollercoaster made this awesome poochie-filled music video for our pals at Ringo Deathstarr!!! They're on tour now, so go seem if you can and like!!!
Wednesday, February 03, 2016
Friday, July 10, 2015
Friday, July 03, 2015
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
CLIPSEDELIC PILOT!
At the beginning of 2014, the folks behind GOOPoftheGODS were asked by adultswim.com to make a monthly youtube clip show that recapped that month's happenings in one minute. The result was kinda insane and didn't grow wings and fly, but we like it!
Friday, June 13, 2014
Thursday, June 05, 2014
DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! VS. FLYING LOTUS
Have we mentioned the fact that Flying Lotus scored the climax of DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez?! If you haven't already, buy or download the movie here: http://everythingisterrible.blogspot.com/p/store.html
Monday, January 20, 2014
TV TIME MACHINE: 2003
Take as step back in time with us today. The date: January 11, 2003. The place: Chicago, Illinois. The medium: TV.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
DOGGIE-WOGGIEZ DOES THE HIP-HOP!
TWO HEAD CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR ROLLS INTO THE LOFT CINEMA IN TUSCON, ARIZONA TONIGHT AT 7PM! DON'T MISS OUT; BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Speaking of missing out, look what I just found...
Speaking of missing out, look what I just found...
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Tuesday, August 06, 2013
Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Thursday, February 28, 2013
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?
Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Sunday, December 23, 2012
YONDER VITTLES: 2012 YEAR IN REVIEW
2012 began with the dogs,
Hunks hunks hunks! kept our minds off of thoughts of mankind's impending doom,
and the TV News in Portland reminded us just how funny the whole charade actually is and why we still love this crazy ole' mixed up world. Happy Holidays, Yonder Vittles, EIT!
Friday, November 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 06, 2012
HEY USA VOTE PIZZA PARTY 2012
Or vote Puppy Party if for some reason you don't want 50% of your taxes going to pizza research and subsidization of pizza-making costs.
This video came out in 2002, so pretty much all of these kids should be able to vote now.
TICKETS R ON SALE NOW 4 OUR HOLIDAY SHOW AT THE ROXIE IN SAN FRANCISCO ON 12-7!!! BUY THEM NOW BEFORE THEY SELL OUT!
This video came out in 2002, so pretty much all of these kids should be able to vote now.
TICKETS R ON SALE NOW 4 OUR HOLIDAY SHOW AT THE ROXIE IN SAN FRANCISCO ON 12-7!!! BUY THEM NOW BEFORE THEY SELL OUT!
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
BULLIES VS MAGICK!
Thanks to Dragon Sound for getting me out of the Fruit Boots and into some Heelys!
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Monday, March 05, 2012
ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR, STILL!
The year of the Dog continues. We've got much of the country behind our tails, but dog darnit, we've got so much more ahead of our snouts. Colonel Wup is filled with pride as our next leg takes us across the land of his birth, The South! ARF!
3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt (BUY NOW!)
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways (BUY NOW!)
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ Subterranean A (1432 R St NW)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater (BUY NOW!)
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space Gallery (BUY NOW!)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn (416 W Huron)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop
3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt (BUY NOW!)
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways (BUY NOW!)
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ Subterranean A (1432 R St NW)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater (BUY NOW!)
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space Gallery (BUY NOW!)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn (416 W Huron)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop
Tuesday, February 07, 2012
ALL MY DAWGZ BE CALLIN' DUX
All Dogs Go On Tour! pulls into Boise tonight at Neurolux! 8 pm! Bring your dawgz!!!
Original music contributed by EIT's own Rem Lezar.
Original music contributed by EIT's own Rem Lezar.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
R.I.P. 2011: YONDER VITTLES!
Roll up your nickels and stash one more case of MREs under the bed cuz 2012 awaits! I uploaded all of the hits of yesterday and today to a brand new youtoob channel. Now you and yours will have plenty to watch down in the bunker come End Times. Arm yourself to the teeth, hunker down with someone you love and enjoy the old favorites 'till the fiery ball consumes us whole!
Monday, December 26, 2011
R.I.P. 2011: FUTURE SCHLOCK
2011 was the year I resolved to FINALLY CATCH A MAN DAMMIT. I had the best advice a gal can get...
But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!
But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!
Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Friday, August 05, 2011
GOD BACKWARDS IS DOG
TGIF! Can't stop singing this!
AND This Labor Day Weekend we are screening GOOD BURGER at Cinefamily! Get your tickets now!
AND This Labor Day Weekend we are screening GOOD BURGER at Cinefamily! Get your tickets now!
Thursday, August 04, 2011
HIRE THIS DOG
You were seriously going to let a HUMAN hunt for your mold?
On a personal note, I wish I had more to offer on Dog Week than this, but none of my dog tapes panned out. They were filled with useful, factual information, rendering them useless. Sorry, folks.
On a personal note, I wish I had more to offer on Dog Week than this, but none of my dog tapes panned out. They were filled with useful, factual information, rendering them useless. Sorry, folks.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Monday, August 01, 2011
DOG WEEK - DAY 1!
Here it is! The first glimpse into the rest of your existence! This time though, EIT! has gone to the dogz!
A special ARF! to all you responsible poochiez who helped us raise the bonez to get this puppy out of the doghouse! Here's a biscuit! Some doggie klassics from the EIT! vault!
A special ARF! to all you responsible poochiez who helped us raise the bonez to get this puppy out of the doghouse! Here's a biscuit! Some doggie klassics from the EIT! vault!
Thursday, June 09, 2011
RESIST POLICE STATE MIND CONTROL!!!
Special thanks to Lil' Gordon Shumway from Chicago, Illinois for the tape!
Friday, May 20, 2011
Friday, April 01, 2011
DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! KICKSTARTER!
Everyone's favorite Commodore and Ghoul are teaming up to bring the universe what we are sure is destined to be the greatest piece of high art ever created! Ghoulie and I are proud to announce Everything Is Terrible! Presents DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! The concept is simple. We are remaking Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece 'The Holy Mountain' using only dog-related found footage. I don't think I need to tell you that this is going to kick some tail! And even more exciting than the movie and live show are the puns! It is time to unleash those doggie puns!
And now to business. Sadly, even the koolest shade tipping, kickflipping pooch needs to don the doggie-sized facade of the responsible dog. Damn those adorable doggie ties! Anywho, we need your help to make this a reality. That is why we started a Kickstarter project to raise money to help cover the costs of 1,000+ dog VHS's, fur, DVD pressing, etc. That's where all you wonderful Terribleheads come in. We know that you are gonna be in the barking lot of all the DoggieWoggiez shows selling grilled cheese and hemp necklaces, but we need you now! And not only do you get the privilege of helping make history, but you also get fantastic pooch prizes! Go to Kickstarter.com to do your duty! Arf!
And now to business. Sadly, even the koolest shade tipping, kickflipping pooch needs to don the doggie-sized facade of the responsible dog. Damn those adorable doggie ties! Anywho, we need your help to make this a reality. That is why we started a Kickstarter project to raise money to help cover the costs of 1,000+ dog VHS's, fur, DVD pressing, etc. That's where all you wonderful Terribleheads come in. We know that you are gonna be in the barking lot of all the DoggieWoggiez shows selling grilled cheese and hemp necklaces, but we need you now! And not only do you get the privilege of helping make history, but you also get fantastic pooch prizes! Go to Kickstarter.com to do your duty! Arf!
Monday, March 28, 2011
2-MINUTE BOAT TRIP!
Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"
Monday, March 21, 2011
MAKE MILLIONS IN HOME VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT
This tape is meant to make you rich by selling your funniest home videos to that show 'America's Funniest People.' Joe Flaherty kills a dude. Oh yeah, NSFW.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Monday, September 20, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
DOGVILLE BABYLON
A brief history of the behind-the-scenes scandals of the stars of Dogville comedy shorts. It wasn't just all fun and animal abuse.
Special thanks to Odd Obsession.
Special thanks to Odd Obsession.
Thursday, July 08, 2010
DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?
Thursday, May 13, 2010
BRANSON OR BUST!
Now lets everybody out there in Branson give a big ole' EIT! thank you to Ron at Facets Cinematheque for wranglin' this epic piece of Bransonicana!
Monday, February 01, 2010
PUPPY PARTY!!!
It has come to my attention that some of our beloved viewers were deeply traumatized by my video last week. I understand how the sight of vaginas that are not attached to porn stars can be troubling, so to all the gay men born by Cesarian section out there, I am sorry.
As a token of my apologies, I offer you this adorable video of puppies in people clothes.
Let the healing begin.
As a token of my apologies, I offer you this adorable video of puppies in people clothes.
Let the healing begin.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Monday, December 21, 2009
EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 7: URBAN DUDES FROM WARM CLIMATES WHO INHERIT A RAMBUNCTIOUS DOGSLED TEAM IN ALASKA FROM A RELATIVE WHOM THEY DID NOT KNOW!
Only a few times in a lifetime does one get an opportunity like this. Thank you Santa.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
CAT MASSAGE UPDATE
Some people have asked us where we found "Your Cat Wants a Massage!" and one of those people just happened to be Maryjean Ballner, the loving-genius who created this masterpiece in 1998.
Maryjean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"
Maryjean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.
As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Maryjean!
Please visit Maryjean's site www.catmassage.com to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.
And for those of you living under a rock: here's the post that started this beautiful relationship.
Maryjean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"
Maryjean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.
As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Maryjean!
Please visit Maryjean's site www.catmassage.com to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.
And for those of you living under a rock: here's the post that started this beautiful relationship.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, July 14, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
IF THESE DOGS COULD TALK
July is Talking Dogs Month at EIT, and I can't help but celebrate a little bit early. Enjoy...
Obviously, thanks to the geniuses at Future Schlock for the anti-drug bit.
Obviously, thanks to the geniuses at Future Schlock for the anti-drug bit.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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