Showing posts with label god. Show all posts
Showing posts with label god. Show all posts

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Monday, August 08, 2016

JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND!



Our INSANE 666 Summer Sale is still cooking!!! DVDs, pins, posters, n more for just $6.66! Legends 3-disk sets, shirts, n hats are only $16.66! Buy now and get a FREE Music Hits DVD! And we've got new shirts, hats, and pins! BUY STUFF BE COOL!

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE


God is looking for geeks, nerds, jocks, and future Vogue models of America!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

MEET MISS MABEL!


Miss Mabel is recruiting kids to spread the good news of Jesus, the Christ!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Monday, May 18, 2015

SOLDIERS OF KOLBY!



Our west coast tour is only one week away! Tickets are on sale now for our 6/5 show in Santa Fe! GET EM HERE!

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Thursday, December 18, 2014

SHEEP BIBLE RAP!



There's only a few days left to order your EIT! DVDs for just $10 before the holidays! Visit our store now!

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Friday, May 24, 2013

BULLET CATCHER

Too bad there's not more western shoot-outs with Jesus in the Bible :/
Maybe when we all get to heaven God will give us the lost Gospel of Sergio Corbucci & instead of a book it'll be an Italian western on a beautiful, perfectly clean 70mm print

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Thursday, April 25, 2013

WHALE BELLY FREAKOUT!

ONE DAY ONLY PUPPET WEEK BLOWOUT SALE! TWO MISGUIDED EXISTENTIALIST PUPPET VIDEOS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE! YOU GOTTA FEAR SUMTHIN'!

JAH LIONS OF BABYLON!

Happy Puppet Week! Jah Rastafari!

Friday, March 08, 2013

FOREVER BURNING



Ever had a bad hair day times ten million?

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

GOD IS A DICK PART 999


Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. Also our good friend Amy Leach from Dragon Sound, who made our Duane figurines and Doggie pentagram necklaces, has started her own toy company! She's currently selling Krampus figures and you should get one because everybody needs a Krampus! You can see her work and find more info at facebook.com/Plastictastic.

Sunday, September 02, 2012

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3

There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.






Friday, August 03, 2012

NO FUNLAND ON SUNDAYS

You have 2 days to figure out why you shouldn't be doing anything fun this Sunday.

Thursday, August 02, 2012

JESUS SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

 In anticipation of this year's Everything Is Festival, particularly “The Rise and Fall of God” or “Religion’s Greatest Shits!” or “God Is Alive And Well And Living in Branson”, I offer you a clip from the movie, Lay It Down.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Friday, December 23, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

Thursday, November 03, 2011

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

GIVE 'EM HELL GOD!!!



Thanks to L.Gordon Shumway of Chicago, Illinois for the tape!

Sunday, July 17, 2011

DOC'S TEEN TALK



Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more at his blog or Utoob page.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

SEX IS SO GREAT



Thanks to Brendan Boyer for donating this video at Odd Obsession.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

HOLY SHEEP, LADY

"This material is taught and distributed for ladies only."

I swear to God that's what it says on the box.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 7PM! TORONTO! THE DRAKE HOTEL (UNDERGROUND)! $10!

Thursday, July 08, 2010

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

I sincerely hope this helps answer some questions.



The Quest for the Magick Krystal continues tonight at Zanzabar in Louisville, KY! Get tickets now!

Monday, July 05, 2010

Thursday, February 04, 2010

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP THE BAD ANGELS AWAY

A SONG FOR THE HOLY CLUBHOUSE!!!



EIT DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL CATHOLIC KIDZ VIDZ!!!



SPEAKIN' TONGUES BOUNUS VID!!!

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

GOD IS A DICKHOLE

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away your water, medicine, and fake nails....

Friday, November 20, 2009

HUMMING FOR GOD

There's so much goofy shit in this video that I suspect it might have been made ironically. Whatever, let's all discuss it over an order of Jack Daniels ribs at TGIFridays. Are those things even still around?

Friday, October 09, 2009

YOU AND GOD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

Why date a stupid teenager when you can date God?

Friday, August 21, 2009

THE BEAUTY OF GOD'S CREATION



...and on the eighth day God developed Botox.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

GOD IS NOT A CHILD ABUSER

Not that anyone's accusing him of it...