Everything Is Terrible!: furries

The year of the Dog continues. We've got much of the country behind our tails, but dog darnit, we've got so much more ahead of our snouts. Colonel Wup is filled with pride as our next leg takes us across the land of his birth, The South! ARF!

3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt (BUY NOW!)
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways (BUY NOW!)
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ Subterranean A (1432 R St NW)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater (BUY NOW!)
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space Gallery (BUY NOW!)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn (416 W Huron)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

Do your children have no appreciation for gypsum products? Send them into the woods with Duncan the Dragon!

Thanks to Jesse Thompson (#9 on the Jerry Leader Board!) for the tape.

And a bit of site news: we no longer have an intern. Our Internthing requested better working conditions and respect, so we had to let him go. Unfortunately years of living on nothing but Jerry droppings and thrift store smell made him quiet resilient to being forcibly removed from the building. Since he wouldn't leave, we had no choice but to rehire him as an indentured consultant. He has been renamed Wrong Man because he brought disgrace to the title of intern. So when you see a post from this Wrong Man fellow, feel free to subject him to the usual amount of scorn and ridicule.