Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

LOOSE MEAT - THE HACKENING!


LOOSE MEAT​ somehow managed to document yesterday's harrowing EIT! page hack episode. Behold, THE HACKENING!

INTERNET BROKEN!



Sorry about the Facebook hack everyone! We're back to normal now!

Thursday, August 04, 2016

MAN HATES INTERNET

Courtesy of Track Attack!

Thursday, August 27, 2015

HATERZ B SCREWIN' WIT DA NET

We’ve all been there…Haters gonna hate. It’s a fact of the internet age. Fortunately Loose Meat have created this helpful guide to sift through the HaterAde© and craft a thoughtful and careful response.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

GET USED TO IT!?!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/sept10th/

Monday, December 09, 2013

DANTE'S "COMPUTER XMAS CAPER!"

We're in Gainesville TONIGHT @ The Wooly, 8pm sharp. BE THERE!!!

Friday, August 30, 2013

3 MINUTE DOT COM FOR MURDER


And I'm excited to announce that we are featured in the latest issue of RE:COM Magazine, talking about our quest for Jerrys and our upcoming series, Channel 2020! You can order a digital download from their website for only $2!

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

THE INTERNET = THE FUTURE = $$$



Thanks to Team Doom for the tape!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

JACK IN, JACK OFF (NSFMW)

Sexy lady girls on your computer box machine!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

NETPOCALYPSE!

The year is 2005. Hardened criminals like Judge Reinhold are trying to destroy the internet and only Scott Bakula can stop them.

Monday, January 24, 2011

JOBS? ON MY INTERNET?

It's true! Even if you are a magazine cut-out, a Little Person, or trapped inside a TV, there's a job for you on the internet!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

SEXUAL ASSAULT: MUNCHIE STYLE!



And in case you were wondering what ever happened to internet...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

DIALUP FOR DUMMIES



CHALLENGE! Surfing jokes, like face paint on a juggalo, are an essential part of the internet instructional tape experience. We want to compile the ultimate archive of these mid-90's knee slappers, so send us your internet instructional tapes at: P.O. Box 47924, Chicago, IL 60647

Future generations will thank you.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

INTERNET FOR KIDZ!

These guys make the internet seem pretty cool.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

LET'S GO (WEB) SURFING NOW!

What is this while world wide web about anyhow? Surfing? PPP connections? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it!
Thankfully, this video comes along to make sure we'll be surfing that information superhighway in a matter of megabyte downloads!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

INTERNET 101

Take your newbie questions somewhere else, because the internet will not tolerate that shit.

Monday, December 01, 2008

SURFING FOR SENIORS

This just seems to mock old people more than help them.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

THE FIRST ZILLION IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST

In these tough economic times, it's important to remember how people used to lose all their money in the good old days: pointless internet companies.



And now a depressing example of a poor go-getter climbing that opportunity ladder to nowhere.

Friday, August 01, 2008

IT'S INFOMERCIAL DAY AT EIT!

Say what you will about the withered souls of infomercial producers, but they sure do know who watches paid programming at 3 am:

stupid people,


girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),



and budding serial killers.


Oh, and, uhm, us.