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FOR HUNGRY MEN

MEN ARE SCUM!

MEMORY HOLE: ULTIMATE SURVIVORS

NO-BRAINERS DATING!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

DANCE OF THE EMPOWERED!

BIBLICAL STREET HARASSMENT!

Our 10th Birthday show is coming up so soon! 12/10 at The Regent in LA! It is gonna be nuts! Get your tickets HERE!

MEMORY HOLE: SNAKES

Music by a child and Danny T. Mallory: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

GIRLS, SERVER YOUR LORD (HUSBAND)!

CHERISH THE MOMENT!

We're gonna try to do an hour jam every Saturday, so if you have any suggestions, we'd love to hear em!

PORN IS WORSE THAN WAR!

MEMORY HOLE: MANMEN

Music by Chez Monplaisir

FOOTBALL BOYZ

AMIRIGHT?!?

MEMORY HOLE: FAT AMERICA

MEMORY HOLE: ENERGY

MEMORY HOLE: MARRIAGE DEATH PACT

MEMORY HOLE: MEN AND WOMEN

Weird Dude Energy

Hey Los Angeles! Weird Dude Energy will be showing bizarre and hilarious videos with VCLA April 3, 6pm at Non Plus Ultra!
Facebook event page

MEMORY HOLE: SACRED OATH

MEMORY HOLE: VERY FUNNY MEN

Music by Wolf Eyes! Get their new album here!

Tickets are on sale now for our 10/29 show in Providence, RI! GET EM!  For all the dates, info, and tickets go here!

DAYTIME'S MOST WANTED MEN OF PASSION

We have a show tonight in Denver at the Sie!!! Click here for tix and more info.

Our west coast LEGENDS tour proceeds tomorrow night in Albuquerque!

FOOTBALL IS TERRIBLE!

New 3-Disk DVD of our best ofs on sale 2/24! On tour 2/20! Get your tickets here!

MEMORY HOLE: FUNNY MEN

WHAT 2 WEAR!

Hey Washington DC! This Saturday @ 9PM we are going to do battle with the clip-stealin, wine-sippin, flim-flammin Found Footage Festival! They are going to fucking die! BUY YER TICKETS TODAY and get free admission to the after-party featuring DJ sets by Animal Collective and They Might Be Giants!

FUCKIN' MEN

HAIR PLUGS: THE ONLY REAL OPTION

Cleveland Hair Clinic (CHC) apparently sued Puig Medical Group, with whom it had a long-standing contract to perform hair transplants.

"CHC's latest, most cutting-edge hair transplant procedure is the 'Brandy Flap,' in which a patient's hair-bearing skin is stretched over portions of his bald area."   See Cleveland Hair Clinic, Inc. v. Puig, 968 F.Supp. 1227, 1233 (N.D.Ill.1996).

 

Gross.

DOUG!

Doug's interests include: working out, traveling, working out while traveling

R.I.P. 2012: FUTURE SCHLOCK

Happy almost 2013, everybody! We did it! I've got a date with Django Unchained this afternoon, so let's get to it. 2012 was a year when the art of the 2- (or 3- or 4-) minute movie reached new heights:







And you know I couldn't wrap up the year without the obligatory man-catching post:

A RICH HISTORY OF BLOKES

Courtesy of the KIPPLE Collection. You can see more here!

COUNTRY DEATH - DIE YOUNG

I know we make a lot of music videos for our bestie Country Death, but seriously how great is this guy? He is unstoppable! When he's not dressed like a cat, he makes about 2 albums, a book, and 3 videos a week! CG! hearts CD! 4life!

Oh yeah, and here is Slick Bishop (or Country Death or Brian the Cat or whatever) calling out Jay Leno for being a dick!

MEN ARE JUST DESSERTS!

The DWPW train keeps on rolling TONIGHT @Zoo City Apparel in Missolua, MT!

R.I.P. 2011: FUTURE SCHLOCK

2011 was the year I resolved to FINALLY CATCH A MAN DAMMIT. I had the best advice a gal can get...









But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!

MEN ARE LIKE THIS, WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS!

I know whenever my husband refuses to stop for directions I'm like "Ack! Show your feelings so I can control you," amirite ladies?

LEARN TO FLIRT

Eye contact, dummy!

SO TUFF!

WHAT WOMEN WANT!

Remember life on the farm? This'll remind you.

HIN YIN (FOR MEN) - NSFW

To kick off the week, MLK inspired us to live as one. Inspired by his spirit, I have decided to release an ancient art form for the whole worlds benefit. Enjoy, and remember dudes, practice EVERY day, four even five hundred times a day, there is no limit to mans ability to please himself and in turn, the world. THIS IS HOW CHANGE HAPPENS! Inspire yourself! Hin Yin a friend!


EXTREMELY NSFW, unless you work in Iran, then this is totally cool.

R.I.P. 2010: FUTURE SCHLOCK!

2010! Whatta year! Besides Tuff Enuff for EIT! and the Quest for the Magick Crystal, we had slammers of darkness (and slammers of light),


pregnant men,



and of course 2010 was the Year of the ET Ripoff!





For the record, Mormons, I don't care if this was "supposed to be funny", it's still Terrible.



And let us never forget the little man in the boat.... (Rewarning: Clitty Ann is NSFMW)



Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.

THIEVES OF FORTUNE TRAILER!

HUNKS HUNKS HUNKS!

Smell the musk.



Franz Gertrude and Mike in Utica are the men we love to dance with.

CHARM CITY! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT JESUS CAMP WITH OUR PALS SHOWBEAST! 10 PM! BE THERE!

SO THAT'S WHY THEY DO THAT!

Can you spot the world's coolest EIT! fan, Olivia in this vid? Neither can we.

PREGNANT MEN?!

I can't even bring myself to make a sarcastic comment about this one.

HOT STUDS FROM THE FROZEN NORTH!

Have you exhausted all romantic possibilities within the continental United States? Order a sexy mustachioed loner from Alaska!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF JOCK JAMS

Remember, kids, if you really want to break into the music business, practice your ballwork.

Meet the Chicago 6, Chicago's own professional athlete supergroup!


And New Jack Swing, who will blow your mind on the court and the charts...or something...

MEN ARE DUMB AND LAZY...

...and women are here to encourage men not to be so dumb and lazy.

CBS CARES ABOUT YOUR PROSTATE

And remember, HIV tests make for fabulous Valentine's Day presents. Happy Holidays!

ROOM SERVICE SAUSAGE PARTY

The only thing on the menu is cucumber.

A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE

LOVE, SEX AND DATING IN THE 90s

From the excellent video The Art of Meeting Men.

DADDY ON BABY ACTION

Hey dude, in the 90's dads can totally use their babies as dumbbells. That's right ladies, those adorably squirmy lil' free weights aren't just for mommies any more.

NICE NAME, FAGOT

No, that's not a typo.

SHOOTIN' THEM BIG ROUNDS...

We're dumb.