Showing posts with label Jesus Christ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus Christ. Show all posts
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Tuesday, March 06, 2018
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
WWGSJD (Wut Would Gunslinger Jesus Do)
We have shows in San Francisco tonight and tomorrow night for SF Sketchfest! At Alamo Drafthouse!
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE
God is looking for geeks, nerds, jocks, and future Vogue models of America!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Wednesday, April 06, 2016
MEET MISS MABEL!
Miss Mabel is recruiting kids to spread the good news of Jesus, the Christ!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Monday, March 07, 2016
Wednesday, March 02, 2016
Thursday, November 05, 2015
GIVE ME PIZZA LOVE
Advocating abstinence is one thing, but bad mouthing pizza at the same time is a new low.
After recovering from this disgusting video, be sure to pick up tickets for tonight's show in Nashville@The Belcourt Theater http://bit.ly/1l8rbaE
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
HAIL HALLOWEEN
Satan is deceiving the world into loving Halloween, and the grumpiest ol' curmudgeon I've ever had the pleasure to come across is gonna tell us all about it.
Also, Satan commands you to BUY TICKETS today for EiT! LIVE!@ PHILAmoca Philadelphia, PA
Wednesday, October 07, 2015
Monday, June 15, 2015
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Monday, May 18, 2015
SOLDIERS OF KOLBY!
Our west coast tour is only one week away! Tickets are on sale now for our 6/5 show in Santa Fe! GET EM HERE!
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Thursday, January 22, 2015
HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE
Where are all the lost kids? They're all listening to the radio.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Friday, January 09, 2015
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Friday, July 25, 2014
Monday, June 30, 2014
Tuesday, June 03, 2014
Friday, April 18, 2014
Wednesday, January 08, 2014
Saturday, January 04, 2014
R.I.P. 2013: REM LEZAR
Please send us all of your copies of Jerry Maguire.
We found out what heaven's gonna be like!!!
We found out what heaven's gonna be like!!!
An even more insane Witnesses re-edit here: http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2013/10/witnesses-one-man-show.html
Friday, October 25, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Friday, May 24, 2013
BULLET CATCHER
Too bad there's not more western shoot-outs with Jesus in the Bible :/
Maybe when we all get to heaven God will give us the lost Gospel of Sergio Corbucci & instead of a book it'll be an Italian western on a beautiful, perfectly clean 70mm printTuesday, May 21, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
GANG LIFE TALES
Goosehill Gang life, that is. These kids make the Buttercream Gang look like the Latin Kings.
Congratulations, now you know how to become a successful novelist.
Stay tuned, next week is Religion Week here at EiT!
Congratulations, now you know how to become a successful novelist.
Stay tuned, next week is Religion Week here at EiT!
Friday, May 03, 2013
Thursday, March 07, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Friday, January 04, 2013
Thursday, January 03, 2013
Wednesday, January 02, 2013
Friday, November 30, 2012
Friday, October 05, 2012
PSALTY'S PSEARCH 4 THE MAGIC TAPES
Quick--before yer Dad gets here--come to "Africa" with me on an insane quest!
Featuring Young Crybaby of Mouth's Cradle.
Download the end credits song here.
***!Past Psalty Insanity Post!***
Featuring Young Crybaby of Mouth's Cradle.
Download the end credits song here.
***!Past Psalty Insanity Post!***
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Friday, August 03, 2012
NO FUNLAND ON SUNDAYS
You have 2 days to figure out why you shouldn't be doing anything fun this Sunday.
Thursday, August 02, 2012
JESUS SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
In anticipation of this year's Everything Is Festival, particularly “The Rise and Fall of God” or “Religion’s Greatest Shits!” or “God Is Alive And Well And Living in Branson”, I offer you a clip from the movie, Lay It Down.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Friday, August 05, 2011
GOD BACKWARDS IS DOG
TGIF! Can't stop singing this!
AND This Labor Day Weekend we are screening GOOD BURGER at Cinefamily! Get your tickets now!
AND This Labor Day Weekend we are screening GOOD BURGER at Cinefamily! Get your tickets now!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
THE REPTILIAN AGENDA UNVEILED!
Reptile police officers! Songs about Rainbows! Black Duane! Dino's for Jesus! This show has it all!
Friday, June 17, 2011
RIDE THE WAVE OF FEELING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S RIGHT
These 3 clips (and much more!!!) were on this Catholic faith-video-mixtape of sorts called "Faith First". For some reason watching this video in its entirety made me more critical than usual of the constantly shifting, truth-consuming concept of putting faith in your faith.
First of all, we learn that it's wrong to mess with the new girl for no reason, but so what?
This priest has weird segues into his points:
First of all, we learn that it's wrong to mess with the new girl for no reason, but so what?
This priest has weird segues into his points:
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
JESUS IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
So, this is a pretty dum video. Okay, this is a really dum video, and I blame that jump from pretty dum to really dum on my nemesis/good friend Ghoul Skool. Here we were, sitting in the poochin' office, Ghoulie was cutting up his 5th buddy movie, he pops his big dum furry head over the divider between our cubicles, and says 'yeah, that's pretty dum, but it would be dummer if you add fart sounds and honky horns.' That's the story. Pretty boring.
Monday, April 11, 2011
ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CHRIS WARD
Today's guest blogger is Chris Ward, formerly at Worst Cartoons Ever and currently at World of Ward Crap. You might remember him from these two little gems.
Now he's back with tales of corporate compliance...
...and a blatant rip-off of Leprechaun in the Hood.
Now he's back with tales of corporate compliance...
...and a blatant rip-off of Leprechaun in the Hood.
Monday, April 04, 2011
ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: RICH JUZWIAK!
Exciting news in Terribleland! We've invited several people whose work we admire to join the EIT! family as guest bloggers. We'll reveal the full details once all the contracts are signed and the Jerrys exchanged, but in the meantime, let's get started!
First up is renowned supercutist and gifmaster Rich Juzwiak from FourFour. If you are not familiar with the name, you most likely have seen his videos which include I'm Not Here to Make Friends, Mirror Scares, Country Hip Hop Dancing, Bella Dancerella, and the Marky Mark Workout among many, many more.
Today, Rich brings us the divine wackness of DC Talk! (Go here to read Rich's full writeup.)
First up is renowned supercutist and gifmaster Rich Juzwiak from FourFour. If you are not familiar with the name, you most likely have seen his videos which include I'm Not Here to Make Friends, Mirror Scares, Country Hip Hop Dancing, Bella Dancerella, and the Marky Mark Workout among many, many more.
Today, Rich brings us the divine wackness of DC Talk! (Go here to read Rich's full writeup.)
Friday, February 18, 2011
....NOW
This trailer does a great job of basically being a 2 Minute Movie- made by friend of EIT! Alex Nicolau! You should also really come and see this entire thing with us at the Cinefamily on Saturday and grab a pint with Ghoulie, Airwave Ranger, and Gilgamesh. It's a mini-reunion in Werirdowood this weekend!
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
IT'S NOT AN EXAGGERATION TO SAY...
When the Jesus Freaks take over, the American economy will follow the Coke standard, so start stockpiling now!
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, January 02, 2011
R.I.P. 2010: THE INTERN-THING
It was a big year for sports...
And Jesus...
And Jesus-related sports...
Thanks for your prayers.
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes for the year end wrap up tomorrow.
And Jesus...
And Jesus-related sports...
Thanks for your prayers.
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes for the year end wrap up tomorrow.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
HOLY SHEEP, LADY
"This material is taught and distributed for ladies only."
I swear to God that's what it says on the box.
THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 7PM! TORONTO! THE DRAKE HOTEL (UNDERGROUND)! $10!
I swear to God that's what it says on the box.
THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 7PM! TORONTO! THE DRAKE HOTEL (UNDERGROUND)! $10!
Monday, July 05, 2010
2.5 MINUTE HOMETOWN LEGEND, OR "SUNDAY NIGHT LIGHTS"
This one's for Touchdown Jesus... wherever you are.
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
Friday, March 05, 2010
JESUS HATES KLINGONS!
Here's a nice send off into the weekend, please enjoy the greatest Christian Sci-fi story ever told.
Thursday, February 04, 2010
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP THE BAD ANGELS AWAY
A SONG FOR THE HOLY CLUBHOUSE!!!
EIT DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL CATHOLIC KIDZ VIDZ!!!
SPEAKIN' TONGUES BOUNUS VID!!!
EIT DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL CATHOLIC KIDZ VIDZ!!!
SPEAKIN' TONGUES BOUNUS VID!!!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
THIS SINGING BABY IS ALL GROWN UP!
And give us your Jerrys! Because...
There is an autographed copy of Matthew Matney's Favorites on VHS in our possession. This tape will be given to one lucky person out there in Terribleland! All you have to do is give us the most Jerrys. You have 30 days. Seriously, whoever gives us the most Jerrys will receive this one-of-a-kind gem! Booya!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 1: THE INTRO!
This is just part uno of EIT's world famous 'Holiday Special.' Wanna see more? Then get ready folks, because we're offering a FREE Holiday Special DVD to the next 100 people who order EIT:The Movie!!! Do you understand what's happening?!
$15 DVDS ($17 OUTSIDE US/CANADA) THROUGH JANUARY PLUS A FREE HOLIDAY MIX FOR THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS!!!!
Oh yes, and we are FINALLY getting our new shipment of DVD's this week, so we will be shipping back orders SOON. We really are very sorry.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
BELIEVE IN ANTICHRIST?
Open your bible and follow the Pastor Arnold Murray away with the woodpeckers of his mind to the magical nonsensical kingdom of Boomboomland.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS
Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.
Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.
Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
ROCK MUSIC, MARIJUANA, DUNGEONS, DRAGONS AND THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE DVD OUT JUNE 20TH!!!!!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
WORK YOUR JESUS MUSCLE
One night I dreamed I was exercising in the living room with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the TV.
In each scene I noticed one loser on the screen exercising in her lonely suburban house alone. Sometimes there were two sets of losers, the random dude I picked up at church functions and what not.
I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, breakups and yeasties, I could see only one loser, me, so I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you, you would cardio blast with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my single white female life there has only been one loser in front of the TV. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one loser, my child, is when I rode you like a pony to help you develop those sweet, sweet calves. Now, please put on something a little sexier and turn off that god-awful music.”
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE
AM Northwest, the morning chat fest from Portland, loves to gab about Jesus sightings, so it's no surprise that they also love to talk about themselves talking about Jesus.
I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.
So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.
I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.
So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.
Monday, March 09, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Monday, January 05, 2009
CUTTING THE DEEP POWDER WITH JESUS
Alright, the holidays are over. Time to get back to business.
This video contains two of my favorite winter activities: extreme sports and bromancing Jesus Christ.
This video contains two of my favorite winter activities: extreme sports and bromancing Jesus Christ.
Friday, September 05, 2008
JESUS USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE
See this now before Sonseed blows up and hogs the covers of every issue of Spin, NME, and Mojo for the next year...
Sunday, August 10, 2008
JESUS IS GETTING WAY TOO CUTESIE
Your Lord and savior has been branding cats for years, but News at Nine made him famous for it.
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