The end is near...

...thank god!

You kids and your bloodsport...

"Sean Lee is a timid feeble boy who is constantly made fun of by his schoolmates. His mother refuses to let him practice Taekwondo because his father was killed in the ring. After being threatened by gangsters, his mother finally consents to his studying martial arts. Sean enters a full-contact contest and finds he must face the renowned kickboxer Pichai known as The Madman, who killed Sean's father in the ring years ago. In a climactic showdown, Sean must prove his technique is better than Pichai's and avenge his father's death."

Best. Movie. Ever.

The sexless adult baby and the furry say...

Look What God Made!

Why did we stop all the blood sacrificing?

Roger Moore Saves the White Rhino

Pool Party!!!!!!!

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth, dispensing safety tips.

Ted Danson Reads from the Book of Creeps

Pokemon is Big and Mean for the Boys

You are right kid. These things will be worth something in a few years.

Xtreme times call for Xtreme philosophies

"Stephen Baldwin stars as U.S. Customs agent Cooper in this thrill-a-minute ride in the tradition of Point Break, Terminal Velocity, and Drop Zone."

I was going to make this a 3-minute version of "Cutaway", but after I "cutaway" all the skydiving montages, there was only 2 and a half minutes left...

Do. Not. Come.

Everything Is Bollocks

We like to have a good laugh at America's expense here at EIT, but did you know that the UK is Terrible too? Yes, British people like to act superior to their colonial cousins, but thanks to video wizards Eagle & Feather and their KIPPLE DVDs, we know that that's just bollocks.





SEE MORE KIPPLE

BUY SOME KIPPLE

EIT SELLS OUT!

A big, big thank you to everybody that came out on Saturday to see the premiere of Everything is Terrible: the Movie! We could not have asked for a more enthusiastic and supportive crowd. This was the first time we got to experience the Terrible with a live audience and it was a real treat.

Congratulations to happysquid on her new title of Keeper of the Terrible and her bounty of Jerry Maguire tapes. Although she could not accept all 100 on Saturday, she has been enrolled in the Maguire of the Month Club which will bring a new used VHS copy of Jerry Maguire to her home every month.

Also sincere apologies to any persons that were hit by flying VHS tapes (thanks for not holding a grudge, xpoint). We will try to keep all head injuries internal for future performances.

We would also like to express our gratitude to the staff of the Silent Movie Theatre and the Cinefamily for their hard work and for allowing us to perform our cult ritual in their lovely theatre.

Finally we would like to give some recognition to two unsung heroes that helped make all this possible: Bobby Nintendo and Lehr(the Intern)thing. Both of them did many thankless jobs for very little reward and we are eternally grateful for their tireless efforts.



But don't feel left out, non-Angelenos. We have Chicago and New York shows in the works and hopefully many other cities near you. We won't stop until we are living the dream with a nightly show in Branson.

Thanks to Ashley for the pictures.

There are so Many Ways to Kidnap Kids...

Only you can protect your sexy alien child from a world of relentless pervs.

Put Your Boners Away!

It's here! The time has come. Head over to our new store in the sidebar (or just click the image below) and get yourself a copy of our first DVD, Everything is Terrible!: The Movie.



We've decided to make it available for a penny donation and shipping & handling. The shipping & handling will be used to offset the cost of making the DVD. It's easier on us that way.

Believe in Antichrist?

Open your bible and follow the Pastor Arnold Murray away with the woodpeckers of his mind to the magical nonsensical kingdom of Boomboomland.