Wednesday, January 10, 2018

MEDITATE ON THE MOUSE!

A new episode of Magic Mouse has finally arrived courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd ! Check it out here: https://youtu.be/hOoy9sxzK2A

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

START DANCING WITH JUMP 5!

Courtesy of The Island of Misfit Tapes​!

Monday, January 08, 2018

T H E G R E A T S A T A N on VHS!


Our newest movie, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD, VHS, and download on 2/9 and see it in the melting flesh with an all-new live show!

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)
2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)
2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)
2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)
2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)
2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)
2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)
2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)
3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)
3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)
3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)
3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)
3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)
3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)
3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)
3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)
3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)
3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)
3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - TBD
3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)
3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)
3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)
3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)
3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)
3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)
3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings to the Jerry Pyramid when T H E G R E A T S A T A N comes to your town!

VHS cover art was designed by Jess Johnson (@flesh_dozer on Instagram)



GOD LOVES GUNS

Thursday, January 04, 2018

ALIENZ!

Our government has publicly released a small bit of footage revealing unexplainable phenomena in the skies, possibly alien. But over at EIT! we've got stacks of tapes with more evidence than the human mind can comprehend! WE WANT YOU TO BELIVE! Courtesy of SpookyTooth!

Wednesday, January 03, 2018

THAT'S MY BOY!

EIT! contributor, @eloyvseloy, is watching 1 Adam Sandler movie every day for a year and started noticing a pattern. Follow his journey at #YearOfSandler

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

NEW YEAR SALE!



25% OFF everything in our store! Use the promo code 2018SUX here: http://www.everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com Sale ends Friday!