THE ABORTION ROCK!

VIRGINITY IS COOL!

FEATURING CARMAN!

Did you know that for 10 years now EIT! has been featuring Carman!?!?! Cool, huh?

IF YOU'RE NOT COOL YOU'RE WORTHLESS

GIMME A PEPPERONI PIZZA

TEEN WEEK!

HIP HOP IS FOR EVERYONE

INSTANT ADORING BOYFRIEND

JUST RAP ASK GOD!

HAWAII IN MOTION

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/25 San Francisco show! GET EM HERE!

HUNK WEEK: 3-MINUTE CAMPUS MAN!

3-MINUTE CAMPUS MAN! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

THE BLUNDER YEARS

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

THE RAPSTERS!

FINGERS OF FURY!

GET YOUR FIX OF 'BAD RAP'

If you want more, go here and get an instant download! tinyurl.com/nvmh8xj

Or, if you like to touch things, get the DVD here, which includes 'Comic Relief Zero!' as well!  That's two movies in one, plus our 50% off all DVD sale is still going strong!  

GOING FOR IT!

Watch out for skull bongos.


Tickets for our 12/6 show in Austin just went on sale! https://www.austinfilm.org/film-everything-is-terrible

STOP FUNK FAKERS + FILTHY SOAP ADS

MCD is back, motherfuckers!


BONUS:

EDDIE'S DOIN' GREAT!

This is from the movie Demolition High -- a film that certainly deserves a more comprehensive 3-minute movie treatment.  But as I was trying to make that cut, this scene in particular got stuck in my head, and I decided to make a alt-minute-movie instead, dedicated to Eddie, Corey Haim's tragic bully/buddy whose got all the right moves, but just isn't hero-material.

This goes out to all the action movie sidekicks, tag-alongs, and bench-warmers that never seem to catch a break.

COOL RULE RAP

Let's all get our helmets washed! And thanks, Cinefile!!!

HOOK'D 4 LYFE!

I'm not sure which one is cooler, smoking or quitting smoking!

...with extra special guest anti-smoking crusader Bizarro David Lynch:

DESTROY ALL MOVIES LESSON 2: MUSIC & MOHAWKS (OR, RATS RATS RATS!)

Read the fantastic review of the punktastic DESTROY ALL MOVIES! here!

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!

This ain't your stupid parents' church.


Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)


And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.


MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

PUMP IT UP!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! DETROIT @ BURTON THEATRE! $7! GET TICKETS NOW!

GET TO WORK, GAMERS!

Gaming in the 90s was totally cool. Cargo pants!



Looks like somebody's been studying the Teen Biz guide to successful slang.

COP COOL

A special EIT! thanks goes out to the VHS archivists at Vulcan Video in Austin, Texas for shelving this beauty in their instructional VHS section. The next time you are in Austin stop by Vulcan Video and support your old timey local video shoppe!

WHEN SCOOTERZ ROOLED

Razors were the original Segway.

Thanks to our buddy John Gross for this video!

GET TO WORK, TEENS!

Dude, these hip thirty-year-old teens will show you how to make serious bills in the Teen Biz biz. Suuuuweeeet!

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT SOLAR POWERED BOAT...

In his adulthood, Eddie was going to fix the economic downturn, solve the energy crisis, and end world hunger. But then Eddie tried crack.

WWJDIHWOICD?

That Zeke Zimbinski is a total dreamboat.

COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!

Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.



Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.

COME BOARD WITH US!

TMNT: BEHIND THE MUSIC

ONE. COOL. DOG.

DROPPING FAKE ACID ON FAKE MTV

RIGHT ON!

Retro Bill is down with the kids. He knows our style, our attitude, our way of life. Cool!