DIVORCED MAGICIAN CASTS LOVE SPELL

RIDE MY BEARD THROUGH SPACE!

FRASIER CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

TRIPPING BALLS WITH COCKYBOO!

A new episode of Magic Mouse is here: https://youtu.be/HE03qCGYOY4 Courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd

MEDITATE ON THE MOUSE!

A new episode of Magic Mouse has finally arrived courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd ! Check it out here: https://youtu.be/hOoy9sxzK2A

CUP - YR FREAKING OUT

CUP's new album is out on Aagoo Records on November 10th!

MORON MAGIC!

Hey, you moron! You like magic? You like pizza? You like pizzazz?

MEMORY HOLE: lyfe is magick

Sounds by NASA + Lyra Hill

OH NO, IT'S MIKE BLISS!

GENIE & gino

MEMORY HOLE: NOTHING IS REAL

Music by Danny T Mallory - https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

BEST OF REM LEZAR 2016!

GRANDPA'S MAGICAL TOYS!

 Unleash the SPOOKYTOOTH

DON'T LET ME ROT

I AM IMAGINATION!

WHERE BABY COMES FROM

BABY WEEK continues!

MAGIC ADULT KID TRIP!

WELCOME TO MYST MAGICK!

HALLOWEEN MAGIC

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

MAGIC BUNNY PALS

WIZARD SCHOOL SUX TOO!

Tonight EIT! Live is in Oakland at The New Parkway at 7PM and 9:30PM!

THE MAGIC OF PIXIE DUST

HARRY POTTER IS THE ANTICHRIST

MAGIC CREEPS' SECRETS REVEALED!

Tickets are on sale now for our New Orleans show on 12/8 at Siberia ! GET 'EM!!!!!

3 MINUTE MIRACLE BEACH

BIG G PUPPETS!

LEARN THE (MAGIC) ROPES!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

O.J. MAGIC

THE GOLDEN GIRLS RETURN FROM SPACE MOUNTAIN

Here's the sequel to THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN. Another mix of live action Disney TV specials of the 70's/80's (and now this time we venture into the 90's) Enjoy!



The Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez road show is rolling into Jacksonville tonight! Sun-Ray Cinema! 9pm! Be there!

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

CHRISTMAS CREEPSHOW 2011!

CHICAGO! EIT! AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

WIZARDS BE PAINTIN'!

And you thought Game of Thrones was awesome...



Thanks to Dan Shelley & Matthew Littlehale for the tape!

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

We'll give you this one, but our cheesy Muslim kids tape challenge still stands.



If you require further viewing, the entire movie is available from Shocking Video. It is still better than Fireproof.

HARRY POTTER / DA LAST DON

Finally someone gets to the bottom of how realistic Harry Potter really is.


And now an inspired/inspiring short film by Master P:


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the Master P half-feature length(and a lot of other sweet vhs!)!

LORDS OF MAGICK! APRIL 28TH!

Sorcery! Wizardry! The kind of stuff that MUST be spelled with both a 'C' and a 'K!' We are proud to present the first (and only?) ‘80s Shot-On-Video fantasy film, 'The Lords of Magick,' featuring men morphing into tigers, lasers shooting out of everyone's eyes, and wizards having sex with hookers!! Join EIT! as we walk on water, float with the doves, and perform a live magic show before thy very eyes at the top of the show!

STARE HARDER AT YOUR TV

THE GREAT HAIRDINI

Much like the master of mystery himself, this product should get punched in the stomach and die from Peritonitis.

2 MINUTE CARNIVAL MAGIC!

'Carnival Magic' is a film like no other. It stars a chimp that sounds like Tom Waits in 30 years, soap star Don Stewart, and a bunch of carny folk. For me to tell the tale of how this film came to be is above my pay-grade, but more info can be found here and a very special thanks to Zack over at The Alamo Drafthouse for this odd gem! Have we talked about Zack? He's the best and you should pre-order his amazing book. More to come on that as the year progresses!

But wait! If you live in southern California, then you're in luck! BECAUSE IT'S PLAYING AT THE CINEFAMILY SATURDAY MAY 8TH!

THE KILLING OF SATAN!

HOGWART'S SCHOOL OF EVIL AND DEVIL WORSHIP

I'm beginning to think these Christian production companies just resent anything that children watch/read/play willingly.



Thanks to Conan the Librarian for the source!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE'S DOIN' THE BALDUCCI

DIFFERENT DUNGEONS & UNRELATED DRAGONS

Just imagine that you're not at a Renaissance fair...

CONFUSE YOURSELF WITH MAGIC

If regular card games aren't confusing enough for you, try Magic!



Got it? No? These guys did, and now they are on ESPN2! I bet you've never been on ESPN2. Loser.

CG PRESENTS FURRY TUESDAYS!

It seems that my backlog of furry videos has gotten too great. So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first and possibly the last installment of Furry Tuesdays! We'll call it practice for Furry Week. Enjoy, perverts!





*These videos come just as they were found in nature, unedited by the hand of EIT.
**Thanks to 9th St. Video in Columbia, MO.

THE 4-MINUTE LORDS OF MAGICK!

Honestly, the best movie I saw this year.

Thanks Odd Obsession!

WISHING WELL WILLY AND HIS "INSIDE OUT POCKET"

Wishing Well and I hope Mrs. Willy never sees this video...

YOUR FACE

LEARN TO LEVITATE!

THE BATTLE OF BEV!

The elderly harness the power of horses n' magic to defeat the evil doughnut pastry! The battle will be slow paced yet neon, which is nice.

FLIRTING WITH MARTIAL ARTS

UPDATE: Whoopsie, this one's been ceased and desisted.

THE LAS VEGAS GURU

Slots ain't magic.

FLIRTING WITH MAGIC

I'll let the testimonials from the back of the box handle this:
"What a great way to meet chicks!" - Bob - Single, 25
"Your magic tricks blew me away!" - Cathy - Single, 30 Something
"After my divorce, my social skills needed help; your flirting course did the trick!" - Barry - Divorced, 45



No....I'm not a weirdo.

USING MAGIC TO FIGHT DRUG ABUSE

Unlike those secular magicians, Duane Laflin is not afraid to tackle the big issues of life with tricks and illusions.



For more about Duane Laflin, please go to Laflin Magic to learn how to spice up your upcoming interventions.

THE FIRST ZILLION IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST

In these tough economic times, it's important to remember how people used to lose all their money in the good old days: pointless internet companies.



And now a depressing example of a poor go-getter climbing that opportunity ladder to nowhere.

THE BEST INTRO TO ANYTHING EVER

*from the collection of Yonder Vittles.

IT'S INFOMERCIAL DAY AT EIT!

Say what you will about the withered souls of infomercial producers, but they sure do know who watches paid programming at 3 am:

stupid people,


girls with low self-esteem (and the creepy men who prefer them that way),



and budding serial killers.


Oh, and, uhm, us.

TIME OUT

Since Commodore left for good, almost none of you have commented or shown in any way that you care. Your punishment shall be one Moron Movies clip a day until someone else posts or shows EIT some love.



Now go and think about what you've done.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KIDS.

Send 'em to war. Hell, I was smart enough to live through Desert Storm trading cards.

COME VISIT HELL.

This is the video that Satan mails to the elderly to convince them to move to central Florida.

MOMMY AND BLUE SCREEN WORKOUT

SHAQ'S HUGE HEAD IS ACTUALLY HEAVEN

I know it's an old favorite, but come on... a genie who can rap and dunk!